If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Sun News Network)   Canadian pilot who crashed in Nashville names Taylor Swift as his next of kin. Troll level: dead   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 22
    More: Strange, next of kin, swifts, Nashville, trolls, Nashville International Airport  
•       •       •

4871 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Nov 2013 at 6:38 PM (21 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



22 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-11-22 06:41:06 PM
I guess his plane had engine trouble trouble trouble.
 
2013-11-22 06:42:48 PM
He died during the break up.
 
2013-11-22 06:44:36 PM
How do you crash at an international airport and no one finds you for 7 hours?
 
2013-11-22 06:45:09 PM

Atomic Spunk: I guess his plane had engine trouble trouble trouble.


This happened more swiftly than I expected.
 
2013-11-22 06:45:53 PM
Are we sure that it wasn't Tyler Swift and they're just having problems with the pronunciation?
 
2013-11-22 06:46:15 PM
Fog and no transponder.
 
2013-11-22 06:46:26 PM

Hand Banana: How do you crash at an international airport and no one finds you for 7 hours?


Because Tennessee.
 
2013-11-22 06:46:29 PM
Wasn't there a movie with a similiar premise in which a washed up star gets a second shot through a random inheritance... If not there shoulda been.
 
2013-11-22 06:46:42 PM
I knew this thread was trouble when I walked in.
 
2013-11-22 06:49:34 PM
Beyonce is a better pilot.
 
2013-11-22 06:58:49 PM
They-ats wut hah-pens way- un yew may-uk they-at DEVIL mew-zic. Slut.
 
2013-11-22 07:02:10 PM
images.g4tv.com

/oblig
 
2013-11-22 07:04:12 PM
You... you can DO that? o_o
 
2013-11-22 07:12:50 PM

Hand Banana: How do you crash at an international airport and no one finds you for 7 hours?


Well, he was circling the airport for at least three hours, so I guess they just gave up watching him to see if he was going to try to land. Airports are often surrounded by brush, copses of trees, abandoned farms, bogs, swamps, the ocean, etc.

It's easier to lose an airplane than you might think.
 
2013-11-22 07:14:25 PM
The conspiracy theories you could make out of this if the main actor were not a Canadian! I'm not sure that Taylor Swift is up to supporting a conspiracy theory either. She's no Jodie Foster or Marilyn Monroe.
 
2013-11-22 07:17:40 PM
*scans headline*


www.myfacewhen.net


fc00.deviantart.net

/You just KNOW that this dude dropped a mic on the dais of the hereafter.
 
2013-11-22 07:21:13 PM
Guess what...

They are never, ever getting back together.
 
2013-11-22 07:34:44 PM

Hand Banana: How do you crash at an international airport and no one finds you for 7 hours?


Maybe he crashed on the loading ramp for baggage claim?
 
2013-11-22 07:51:10 PM
It saddens me that what ever the heck it is they've been putting into American drinking water that makes us do batsh*t crazy stuff has seeped into Canada's aquifers. .
 
2013-11-22 07:59:40 PM
If I Slip the Surly Bonds of Earth in an aeroplane permanently please tell my wife, Morgan Fairchild.
 
2013-11-23 11:33:33 AM

fusillade762: [images.g4tv.com image 600x377]

/oblig


I've seen that pic before, but i'm stealing it this time. Gonna get some mileage outta that one.
 
2013-11-23 05:39:32 PM
I always suspected that Taylor Swift would be involved in the next terror plot on U.S. soil.
 
Displayed 22 of 22 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report