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(Huffington Post)   Is it any surprise that the trailer for Lars Von Trier's new film "Nymphomaniac" is not safe for work?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 69
    More: Interesting, humans, NSFW, Stellan Skarsgard, Ali Larter, von Trier, Kim Kardashian, Scott Disick, Ginnifer Goodwin  
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2013-11-22 03:32:05 PM  
that was... interesting.
 
2013-11-22 03:41:22 PM  
But is it bookmark worthy?
 
2013-11-22 04:57:06 PM  
Whoa...  I just spent the last 2 hours listening to a Rammstein show on Youtube.  When the trailer started, I had to check if I had another browser window open.
 
2013-11-22 06:02:25 PM  
I watched it. It moved.
 
2013-11-22 06:04:43 PM  
Von Trier will release the film in two, two-hour chunks, but his director's cut is said to run over five hours.

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2013-11-22 06:18:48 PM  
Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
2013-11-22 06:25:16 PM  
"Wow"
 
2013-11-22 06:25:56 PM  
I will hit that like a rogue planet smashing into a melancholy Earth.
 
2013-11-22 06:26:37 PM  
Does Lars Von trier use the same actors usually? That same chick from antichrist along with Defoe seems to be there

/bloody ejaculation
/// shudders!
 
2013-11-22 06:28:20 PM  
Ok, so having scoured TFA: why the hell is Ginnifer Goodwin tagged in this post? Some mod agreeing with me that that trailer would have been 200% better with her in it somewhere???
 
2013-11-22 06:28:45 PM  
Lars von Trier.  The trailer is probably as erotic as the entire movie.
 
2013-11-22 06:29:17 PM  
Von Trier went off the rails sometime around "Dogville." Now it seems like his entire career has become one big attempt to troll.
 
2013-11-22 06:30:36 PM  
scrawny pale bored looking women
story of my life
 
2013-11-22 06:33:06 PM  
Probably not safe for lunch.
 
2013-11-22 06:33:40 PM  

firesign: Ok, so having scoured TFA: why the hell is Ginnifer Goodwin tagged in this post? Some mod agreeing with me that that trailer would have been 200% better with her in it somewhere???


You don't pay attention to those tags much, do you? There's almost always at least one tag that is random and way off base. Especially in the Entertainment tab.
 
2013-11-22 06:43:38 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: firesign: Ok, so having scoured TFA: why the hell is Ginnifer Goodwin tagged in this post? Some mod agreeing with me that that trailer would have been 200% better with her in it somewhere???

You don't pay attention to those tags much, do you? There's almost always at least one tag that is random and way off base. Especially in the Entertainment tab.


Heh... well, you're probably correct on all counts, but excuse the hell out of me for paying more attention than usual when Goodwin's being tagged in a link to freaky sex movie trailer...
 
2013-11-22 06:59:17 PM  
 
2013-11-22 07:06:35 PM  

roflmaonow: Does Lars Von trier use the same actors usually? That same chick from antichrist along with Defoe seems to be there

/bloody ejaculation
/// shudders!


Charlotte Gainsbourg.  She was also in Melancholia
 
2013-11-22 07:12:36 PM  
any working link?
or bookmark?
 
2013-11-22 07:15:48 PM  
Looks like the You Tube yanked it. (No pun intended)

Some BS about nudity and sexual content violations.
 
2013-11-22 07:19:17 PM  

The_Philosopher_King: Looks like the You Tube yanked it. (No pun intended)

Some BS about nudity and sexual content violations.


I guess Subby did not lie to us.
 
2013-11-22 07:28:33 PM  
http://www.hitfix.com/in-contention/dont-say-you-werent-warned-nympho m aniac-debuts-highly-nsfw-trailer

Its not that hard to do a google search yknow. esp when it comes to videes with naked chicks and jizz dripping from their mouths.
 
2013-11-22 07:43:59 PM  
Charlotte Gainsbourg

she's mine, get away from her
 
2013-11-22 08:02:32 PM  

firesign: 100 Watt Walrus: firesign: Ok, so having scoured TFA: why the hell is Ginnifer Goodwin tagged in this post? Some mod agreeing with me that that trailer would have been 200% better with her in it somewhere???

You don't pay attention to those tags much, do you? There's almost always at least one tag that is random and way off base. Especially in the Entertainment tab.

Heh... well, you're probably correct on all counts, but excuse the hell out of me for paying more attention than usual when Goodwin's being tagged in a link to freaky sex movie trailer...


Can't say as I blame you for that!


i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com


Pity she cut her hair.
 
2013-11-22 08:08:45 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Charlotte Gainsbourg

she's mine, get away from her


looks like you will be waiting in line like the rest of us
 
2013-11-22 08:11:06 PM  

AeAe: roflmaonow: Does Lars Von trier use the same actors usually? That same chick from antichrist along with Defoe seems to be there

/bloody ejaculation
/// shudders!

Charlotte Gainsbourg.  She was also in Melancholia


Gainsbourg is hot.
 
2013-11-22 08:17:37 PM  
Well, the linked article vid is down but the one here:

roflmaonow: http://www.hitfix.com/in-contention/dont-say-you-werent-warned-nympho m aniac-debuts-highly-nsfw-trailer

Its not that hard to do a google search yknow. esp when it comes to videes with naked chicks and jizz dripping from their mouths.


is up.

Now, that is one farked up trailer.
 
2013-11-22 08:45:38 PM  
Reminds me of my life, from 2005 to about 2009;
 
2013-11-22 09:01:08 PM  

pushcart: AeAe: roflmaonow: Does Lars Von trier use the same actors usually? That same chick from antichrist along with Defoe seems to be there

/bloody ejaculation
/// shudders!

Charlotte Gainsbourg.  She was also in Melancholia

Gainsbourg is hot.


YOu're in luck.  Apparently she's a nymphomaniac
 
2013-11-22 09:01:21 PM  
I love his films and tv work so I hope it's more than a porno. It really depends on how he treats the sex sessions. If they're a necessary part of the plot that move the story forward it's understandable but if the sex scenes go on past the point of usefulness I'll probably pass. Also he oftentimes does ask his actors to actually have sex for his films
 
2013-11-22 09:07:12 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: firesign: 100 Watt Walrus: firesign: Ok, so having scoured TFA: why the hell is Ginnifer Goodwin tagged in this post? Some mod agreeing with me that that trailer would have been 200% better with her in it somewhere???

You don't pay attention to those tags much, do you? There's almost always at least one tag that is random and way off base. Especially in the Entertainment tab.

Heh... well, you're probably correct on all counts, but excuse the hell out of me for paying more attention than usual when Goodwin's being tagged in a link to freaky sex movie trailer...

Can't say as I blame you for that!

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Pity she cut her hair.


Well now this thread is about her almost more than anything else, so the tag fits.
 
2013-11-22 09:29:44 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: I love his films and tv work so I hope it's more than a porno. It really depends on how he treats the sex sessions. If they're a necessary part of the plot that move the story forward it's understandable but if the sex scenes go on past the point of usefulness I'll probably pass. Also he oftentimes does ask his actors to actually have sex for his films


I heard he's going to digitally composite the sex scenes with actual non-simulated sex performed by porn actors.
 
2013-11-22 10:17:23 PM  
That may be the most depressing display of porn I've ever seen.
 
2013-11-22 10:58:23 PM  

ChubbyTiger: That may be the most depressing display of porn I've ever seen.


Yes, but I also now want to watch the movie.

The camera, it does not shake all over the damn place.

/the farking shaky cam thing annoys me about Dancer in the Dark
/still have to watch Melancholia
 
2013-11-22 11:00:43 PM  

ChubbyTiger: That may be the most depressing display of porn I've ever seen.


It's like a suicide note wrapped in a screenplay stuffed in a glitter-bra then spanked with a sticky paperback copy of 50 shades smeared in dog poo on fire while some berserker is beating your door bell with a hammer.
It's like the foreign film Travis Bickle attempted to impress his date with stripped of the plot, talent, and edite by Ron Jeremy on acid.
It's like giving yourself roofies and then  beckoning a cab in drag in Dubai.

That is my review and I'm sticking to it.
 
2013-11-22 11:02:51 PM  
Thought the film was a remake of "Nekromantik"  From the looks of it, it may be.
 
2013-11-22 11:14:48 PM  

dangelder: The_Philosopher_King: Looks like the You Tube yanked it. (No pun intended)

Some BS about nudity and sexual content violations.

I guess Subby did not lie to us.


I saw it earlier.  There was a full shot of a vulva, some chicks completely naked, and one woman giving a blowjob where you actually saw a cock in her mouth.
 
2013-11-22 11:19:03 PM  
nipple-licking Shia LaBeouf

I really didn't need to see those words together in a sentence, ever.
 
2013-11-22 11:21:31 PM  

Sgt Otter: I saw it earlier. There was a full shot of a vulva, some chicks completely naked, and one woman giving a blowjob where you actually saw a cock in her mouth.


I don't recall seeing a vulva, but perhaps I was not watching the screen at the time, or perhaps it is a different trailer. I do recall one of the actresses dribbling some sort of milky fluid out of her mouth.

Pretty WTF, but it is Lars Von Trier.
 
2013-11-22 11:23:41 PM  

Sgt Otter: dangelder: The_Philosopher_King: Looks like the You Tube yanked it. (No pun intended)

Some BS about nudity and sexual content violations.

I guess Subby did not lie to us.

I saw it earlier.  There was a full shot of a vulva, some chicks completely naked, and one woman giving a blowjob where you actually saw a cock in her mouth.


Stunt cock?  ;)
 
2013-11-22 11:46:09 PM  

vudukungfu: ChubbyTiger: That may be the most depressing display of porn I've ever seen.

It's like a suicide note wrapped in a screenplay stuffed in a glitter-bra then spanked with a sticky paperback copy of 50 shades smeared in dog poo on fire while some berserker is beating your door bell with a hammer.
It's like the foreign film Travis Bickle attempted to impress his date with stripped of the plot, talent, and edite by Ron Jeremy on acid.
It's like giving yourself roofies and then beckoning a cab in drag in Dubai.

That is my review and I'm sticking to it.


Having not seen the movie, but knowing Von Trier, you're probably not far off.
 
2013-11-22 11:58:14 PM  

Mobutu: Sgt Otter: dangelder: The_Philosopher_King: Looks like the You Tube yanked it. (No pun intended)

Some BS about nudity and sexual content violations.

I guess Subby did not lie to us.

I saw it earlier.  There was a full shot of a vulva, some chicks completely naked, and one woman giving a blowjob where you actually saw a cock in her mouth.

Stunt cock?  ;)


Apparently a lot of stand-ins and digital manipulation; the actual actors and actresses apparently didn't get naked for the film.
 
2013-11-23 12:01:41 AM  

legion_of_doo: ChubbyTiger: That may be the most depressing display of porn I've ever seen.

Yes, but I also now want to watch the movie.

The camera, it does not shake all over the damn place.

/the farking shaky cam thing annoys me about Dancer in the Dark
/still have to watch Melancholia


the third rule of dogma 95 is...

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogme_95
 
2013-11-23 12:11:42 AM  
I just got to work, so.. guess I'll find out more later.
 
2013-11-23 12:20:25 AM  
Lars....I think we need to talk....
 
2013-11-23 12:38:50 AM  

legion_of_doo: ChubbyTiger: That may be the most depressing display of porn I've ever seen.

Yes, but I also now want to watch the movie.

The camera, it does not shake all over the damn place.

/the farking shaky cam thing annoys me about Dancer in the Dark
/still have to watch Melancholia


If you don't like the shaky cam thing, you won't like the first act (the wedding). I hate shaky cam in action movies, but in this case I thought it was used well to set the correct emotional mood.
 
2013-11-23 12:48:18 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: Apparently a lot of stand-ins and digital manipulation; the actual actors and actresses apparently didn't get naked for the film.


That's incredibly depressing somehow. They're getting paid millions of dollars, have no problem with the world at large seeing a realistic movie of them naked and bonking . . so long as it's really CGI overlay on a flesh-colored leotard. Bah.
 
2013-11-23 01:06:25 AM  

AeAe: roflmaonow: Does Lars Von trier use the same actors usually? That same chick from antichrist along with Defoe seems to be there

/bloody ejaculation
/// shudders!

Charlotte Gainsbourg.  She was also in Melancholia


Otherwise known as White People Problems: The Motion Picture.
 
2013-11-23 01:27:48 AM  

Mad_Radhu: AeAe: roflmaonow: Does Lars Von trier use the same actors usually? That same chick from antichrist along with Defoe seems to be there

/bloody ejaculation
/// shudders!

Charlotte Gainsbourg.  She was also in Melancholia

Otherwise known as White People Problems: The Motion Picture.


Derp.
 
2013-11-23 01:47:33 AM  
Wow, that was the reddest red band trailer I've ever seen. No farking idea what the movie was about, except a woman who likes to fark, but the sex part was without question, most definitely.
 
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