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(Craigslist)   Used pickles for sale. Surprise   (washingtondc.craigslist.org) divider line 40
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2013-11-22 05:37:08 PM  
Used pickles for sale?

Sounds like some sort of incident must have happened to cause the owner to get rid of them.
 
2013-11-22 05:47:55 PM  
Are they motorized?
 
2013-11-22 06:44:35 PM  
As a used pickle, I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2013-11-22 06:45:31 PM  
Lucky Charms unavailable for comment.
 
2013-11-22 06:50:42 PM  
How old is that farking jar of pickles that it expires three weeks from today?
 
2013-11-22 06:50:48 PM  
pfft. I tried to put my german sausage on craigslist and let me tell you, bud, there's some real weird folks out there.
 
2013-11-22 06:51:01 PM  
It's not for sale if it's in the free listings.
 
2013-11-22 06:53:02 PM  
Hammmmmmm hammmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
2013-11-22 06:53:21 PM  

Jument: How old is that farking jar of pickles that it expires three weeks from today?


My first thought.  I've got an open jar of homemade pickles that was canned four years ago and those bastards are still crunchy.
 
2013-11-22 06:54:17 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Lucky Charms unavailable for comment.


Was he permabanned for that particular incident, or is he still around, and I'm just not in the right threads?
 
2013-11-22 06:57:37 PM  
Something tells me the hubby was pissed his wife wasted the money on those pickles and she is trying to recoup the cash.
 
2013-11-22 06:59:43 PM  

vsavatar: Was he permabanned for that particular incident, or is he still around


I haven't seen him in ages. I don't think he got banned a-tall. I think it was so epic that it got laughed off.
 
2013-11-22 07:00:32 PM  
Make relish it's where old pickles go.
 
2013-11-22 07:00:32 PM  

honk: It's not for sale if it's in the free listings.


Yeah, the "Easy porch pick up" part kinda tipped me off.
 
2013-11-22 07:01:02 PM  
Did someone say "Pickle Surprise?"
 
2013-11-22 07:02:03 PM  
hooplanow.com

Doesn't want one.
 
2013-11-22 07:04:23 PM  
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2013-11-22 07:04:36 PM  
Even though they are free, subby, they are sliced and, alas, will do wifey no good!

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2013-11-22 07:05:01 PM  
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2013-11-22 07:06:39 PM  
I bought it a Costco a few months back because I thought my husband would like them in his ass, but he didn't.
 
2013-11-22 07:08:35 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: vsavatar: Was he permabanned for that particular incident, or is he still around

I haven't seen him in ages. I don't think he got banned a-tall. I think it was so epic that it got laughed off.


That and the ballsack conundrum were some of my favorite threads.
 
2013-11-22 07:13:03 PM  

kenfury: That and the ballsack conundrum were some of my favorite threads.


I showed up to Fark not too long after Lucky Charms...people were still talking about it.
 
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2013-11-22 07:13:38 PM  

Uzzah: [hooplanow.com image 300x291]

Doesn't want one.


But how's his motorcycle skills these days?
 
2013-11-22 07:14:28 PM  

TheSwizz: Jument: How old is that farking jar of pickles that it expires three weeks from today?

My first thought.  I've got an open jar of homemade pickles that was canned four years ago and those bastards are still crunchy.


To each his own but how the hell does an opened jar of homemade pickles make it 4 weeks without being devoured let alone 4 years.
 
2013-11-22 07:16:53 PM  
If it was a pickle in a bag, I'd be all over it
 
2013-11-22 07:17:38 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: I bought it a Costco a few months back because I thought my husband would like them in his ass, but he didn't.




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2013-11-22 07:21:46 PM  

relaxitsjustme: TheSwizz: Jument: How old is that farking jar of pickles that it expires three weeks from today?

My first thought.  I've got an open jar of homemade pickles that was canned four years ago and those bastards are still crunchy.

To each his own but how the hell does an opened jar of homemade pickles make it 4 weeks without being devoured let alone 4 years.


Canning in bulk.  I've found making pickles to be one hell of a burdensome biatch, so I do massive batches every three years.  That and this particular jar was just a 'regular' recipe, no addons like jalapenos, sweet onions (omg, such shibe) or bell peppers, so it got pushed to the end of the rotation.
 
2013-11-22 07:32:06 PM  
This would be the perfect item for Tradeo on the Radio. That show is pure gold. If you've never heard it, do yourself a favor and see if its on in your area.
 
2013-11-22 08:01:04 PM  
bad santa
 
2013-11-22 08:09:16 PM  
This is LITERALLY 5 minutes from where my parents live (I'll be back there on Sunday). Anyone dare me to pick these up?
 
2013-11-22 08:09:37 PM  
Do they have any USB ports?
 
2013-11-22 08:20:39 PM  

hershy799: This is LITERALLY 5 minutes from where my parents live (I'll be back there on Sunday). Anyone dare me to pick these up?


I double-dog dare you, and you have to tell us what they smell like.
 
2013-11-22 08:31:31 PM  

hershy799: This is LITERALLY 5 minutes from where my parents live (I'll be back there on Sunday). Anyone dare me to pick these up?


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2013-11-22 08:40:23 PM  

TheSwizz: relaxitsjustme: TheSwizz: Jument: How old is that farking jar of pickles that it expires three weeks from today?

My first thought.  I've got an open jar of homemade pickles that was canned four years ago and those bastards are still crunchy.

To each his own but how the hell does an opened jar of homemade pickles make it 4 weeks without being devoured let alone 4 years.

Canning in bulk.  I've found making pickles to be one hell of a burdensome biatch, so I do massive batches every three years.  That and this particular jar was just a 'regular' recipe, no addons like jalapenos, sweet onions (omg, such shibe) or bell peppers, so it got pushed to the end of the rotation.


Damn, now I want to can pickles, if you know what I mean

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2013-11-22 08:55:31 PM  
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2013-11-22 09:40:45 PM  
Did I ever tell you about the time a guy from Craigslist gave me a bunch of imitation crab meat for free?
 
2013-11-22 09:46:57 PM  
Subby is a GOD!
Plop the ham thusly!
 
2013-11-22 09:51:40 PM  
If someone on Craigslist is selling a jar of "homemade mayonnaise", just say no.
 
2013-11-23 12:19:22 AM  
What the seller may look like:

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2013-11-23 02:52:53 AM  
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