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(WCNC Charlotte)   He can't possibly be guilty of murder. He looks so wholesome   (wcnc.com) divider line 81
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2013-11-22 03:00:01 PM  
And rich with forethought.

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2013-11-22 03:15:43 PM  

Sybarite: And rich with forethought.

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Speaking of, did he not like the original numbers tattooed on his neck and have them done over?
 
2013-11-22 03:30:17 PM  
Some people can roll their tongues, some people can't.
 
2013-11-22 03:32:05 PM  

Diogenes: Speaking of, did he not like the original numbers tattooed on his neck and have them done over?


Maybe he moved?
 
2013-11-22 03:33:57 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Diogenes: Speaking of, did he not like the original numbers tattooed on his neck and have them done over?

Maybe he moved?


It kind of looks like 999 now.  Maybe he campaigned for Herman Cain.
 
2013-11-22 03:38:01 PM  

Diogenes: It kind of looks like 999 now. Maybe he campaigned for Herman Cain.


I read "44?" to "974".

Though there is no "974" are code in the US. It is the country code for Qatar though.
 
2013-11-22 03:38:16 PM  
Now I know how guys feel when they click on Daily Mail "smokin' hot" links.

:(
 
2013-11-22 03:50:00 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Diogenes: It kind of looks like 999 now. Maybe he campaigned for Herman Cain.

I read "44?" to "974".

Though there is no "974" are code in the US. It is the country code for Qatar though.


Gutter, at best.
 
2013-11-22 04:17:43 PM  
That's nightmare fuel right there, I tell ya.
 
2013-11-22 04:22:50 PM  
Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those kids
 
2013-11-22 04:23:55 PM  

Bedstead Polisher: Now I know how guys feel when they click on Daily Mail "smokin' hot" links.

:(


I'm so sorry.  I saw it. I submitted it. It's a sickness.
 
2013-11-22 04:24:27 PM  
He'll lie on the stand with forked tongue
 
2013-11-22 04:25:55 PM  
On the plus side, he'll prolly be safe in PMITA prison.
 
2013-11-22 04:27:40 PM  

Sybarite: And rich with forethought.


He wouldn't hurt a fly...
 
2013-11-22 04:29:12 PM  
Ugh. This guy's broken.  Kill him ASAP.
 
2013-11-22 04:29:14 PM  
I could be mistaken, but I don't think the prosecutor will have much trouble getting a conviction
 
2013-11-22 04:29:31 PM  

unclemongo: Bedstead Polisher: Now I know how guys feel when they click on Daily Mail "smokin' hot" links.

:(

I'm so sorry.  I saw it. I submitted it. It's a sickness.


It's not entirely your fault. I should have known better. I was too trusting...
 
2013-11-22 04:30:10 PM  
Nobody who speaks German can be an evil man.
 
2013-11-22 04:30:35 PM  
Important Safety Tip:
If a guy, who looks like that, says:
"Hey, wanna go for a walk with me, in the woods?"

The answer is always, "NO"
 
2013-11-22 04:30:53 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Diogenes: Speaking of, did he not like the original numbers tattooed on his neck and have them done over?

Maybe he moved?


That's exactly what I was thinking.
 
2013-11-22 04:30:56 PM  
Does he have a hemorrhoidal butthole tattooed under his right eye?
 
2013-11-22 04:37:28 PM  

Sybarite: And rich with forethought.

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Woodchipper, plastic barrel, bag of lye.
 
2013-11-22 04:41:43 PM  
Did the kids find their dog?
 
2013-11-22 04:42:46 PM  

tinyarena: Important Safety Tip:
If a guy, who looks like that, says:
"Hey, wanna go for a walk with me, in the woods?"

The answer is always, "NO"


To be fair, maybe the other guy looks worse.
Well.. I mean he obviously maybe looks worse now probably, but like before he was all dead and stuff.
 
2013-11-22 04:42:50 PM  
Why did he split his tongue?
 
2013-11-22 04:45:14 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-22 04:45:15 PM  

unclemongo: Bedstead Polisher: Now I know how guys feel when they click on Daily Mail "smokin' hot" links.

:(

I'm so sorry.  I saw it. I submitted it. It's a sickness.


I think proper etiquette is to provide eye bleach.

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2013-11-22 04:48:37 PM  
Adderall has a 974 stamped on it.
 
2013-11-22 04:48:57 PM  
Is the photo of the suspect or the victim?
 
2013-11-22 04:51:52 PM  
So...did the family find their dog?
 
2013-11-22 04:52:53 PM  
"He wuz a good boy din do nuffin wrong"
 
2013-11-22 04:52:56 PM  
Authorities charged David Adam Pate in the murder of Rickey W. James  after the two went into a wooded area behind Mullis Circle.

  How could Rickey think it would be ok to walk in the woods with someone who looks like that?
 
2013-11-22 04:54:10 PM  
That's a man?
 
2013-11-22 04:54:53 PM  

AverysDad: Authorities charged David Adam Pate in the murder of Rickey W. James  after the two went into a wooded area behind Mullis Circle.

  How could Rickey think it would be ok to walk in the woods with someone who looks like that?


Let's just say that folks who live out in Albemarle aren't exactly known for their IQ.
 
2013-11-22 04:55:52 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club:


That really wasn't necessary.

Really.
 
2013-11-22 04:56:01 PM  
I just killed Rick James, biatch!
 
2013-11-22 04:56:33 PM  
lesson learned. Do not go into the woods with guys that look like this.
 
2013-11-22 04:57:24 PM  
Don't judge a book by it's cover. You don't know his story.
 
2013-11-22 04:58:27 PM  

tinyarena: Important Safety Tip:
If a guy, who looks like that, says:
"Hey, wanna go for a walk with me, in the woods?"

The answer is always, "NO"


Why are you so scared? I'm the one who has to walk back alone.
 
2013-11-22 04:59:09 PM  
A hedgehog was also killed.
 
2013-11-22 05:00:07 PM  
He has the face of a saint if I ever saw one!

Which I haven't.
 
2013-11-22 05:02:56 PM  
My general rule is: don't go into the woods with someone who looks like a raider from Fallout.
 
2013-11-22 05:05:01 PM  
Born to be a chalk outline.
 
2013-11-22 05:05:28 PM  

LrdPhoenix: He has the face of a saint if I ever saw one!

Which I haven't.


really?
 
2013-11-22 05:06:21 PM  
Profile much?
 
2013-11-22 05:07:03 PM  

lennavan: unclemongo: Bedstead Polisher: Now I know how guys feel when they click on Daily Mail "smokin' hot" links.

:(

I'm so sorry.  I saw it. I submitted it. It's a sickness.

I think proper etiquette is to provide eye bleach.


Shouldn't it be Zoolander-like eyebleach in this case?
 
2013-11-22 05:09:45 PM  
I try not to judge people based on their looks... then this.
 
2013-11-22 05:09:49 PM  
I think that the picture is of the guy killed in the woods on October 17.
 
2013-11-22 05:13:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-22 05:16:47 PM  

zulius: lennavan: unclemongo: Bedstead Polisher: Now I know how guys feel when they click on Daily Mail "smokin' hot" links.

:(

I'm so sorry.  I saw it. I submitted it. It's a sickness.

I think proper etiquette is to provide eye bleach.

Shouldn't it be Zoolander-like eyebleach in this case?


Pssh, I didn't do it.  I stand by my bleach choice.
 
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