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(Breitbart.com)   Waiter carrying his apron leads to police lock down of several schools and a shopping mall. Guess which state   (breitbart.com) divider line 48
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2013-11-22 01:18:20 PM
Cute, directing traffic to Breitbart for a UPI story.
 
2013-11-22 01:35:06 PM
Is it Botswana?
 
2013-11-22 01:48:57 PM
Euphoria?
 
2013-11-22 02:22:57 PM
Denial?
 
2013-11-22 02:34:32 PM
Bargaining?
 
2013-11-22 02:36:15 PM

The Onion is prophetic: Denial?


The apron?
 
2013-11-22 02:36:28 PM
Acceptance?
 
2013-11-22 02:36:28 PM
paranoia?
 
2013-11-22 02:36:46 PM
Well it can't be Florida. You would have used the Florida tag, which would thus render silly your asking the question in the headline.
 
2013-11-22 02:39:26 PM
State of flux?
 
2013-11-22 02:39:36 PM
New York state of?
 
2013-11-22 02:39:51 PM
Which state?  I'd guess any state post 9/11
 
2013-11-22 02:40:11 PM

Loud_Mouth_Soup: New York state of?


Dammit, that came out wrong, and now I've lost you all. I'll be at the bar.
 
2013-11-22 02:40:21 PM
Boston?
 
2013-11-22 02:43:50 PM
I imagine the waiter unknowingly hiding and cowering in fear...from himself during the lock-down, just to have the police descend on him with guns drawn and giving him a overly hostileTerry search.

Can you imagine what would have happened to him if this was New Mexico?
 
2013-11-22 02:44:05 PM
Did you read any of the comments? Wow and wow. That's some target audience.
 
2013-11-22 02:51:23 PM
This kind of thing wouldn't happen if everyone carried guns all the time.
 
2013-11-22 02:51:23 PM
So it's one of those wash your own apron joints.
 
2013-11-22 02:52:47 PM

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Loud_Mouth_Soup: New York state of?

Dammit, that came out wrong, and now I've lost you all. I'll be at the bar.


I'm was going to assume you posted that while at the bar.
 
2013-11-22 02:55:17 PM
If anybody wants to try to deny hoplophobia is indeed a severe mental illness this story should be pulled out.
 
2013-11-22 02:55:22 PM
Up next: "ZOMG! That person looks like he might own a gun!"
 
2013-11-22 02:55:53 PM
This, and the thermos/burrito in a cop shop story, prove that Americans are nothing more frightened little rabbits jumping at shadows.  If this is the terror the terrorists were hoping to inspire, they did a great job.
 
2013-11-22 02:59:36 PM
Hmmm...item has a "Florida" tag, ummm...California?
 
2013-11-22 03:01:49 PM
Since you used the Florida tag I'm going to have to go with Potato
 
2013-11-22 03:03:03 PM

dennysgod: Since you used the Florida tag I'm going to have to go with Potato


You leave Idaho out of this
 
2013-11-22 03:04:48 PM
Confusion?
 
2013-11-22 03:04:58 PM
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d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-22 03:08:54 PM
You're soiling his name

cdn.crooksandliars.com

By presenting actual factual journalism.
 
2013-11-22 03:10:28 PM

Smeggy Smurf: If anybody wants to try to deny hoplophobia is indeed a severe mental illness this story should be pulled out.


You really, REALLY like using that word, don't you?
 
2013-11-22 03:12:53 PM
This reminds me of the Spongebob episode where he and Patrick are hunting for a "maniac".  Even while Patrick is looking right at Spongebob and yelling that he has the maniac in sight, Spongebob doesn't realize that HE, in fact, is the maniac.  Neither does Patrick.

//Still not as funny as the "Sentence Enhancers" episode.  But good nonetheless.
 
2013-11-22 03:22:50 PM

Mentalpatient87: Smeggy Smurf: If anybody wants to try to deny hoplophobia is indeed a severe mental illness this story should be pulled out.

You really, REALLY like using that word, don't you?


Addressing people's mental illness by it's correct name should be encouraged
 
2013-11-22 03:27:20 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Mentalpatient87: Smeggy Smurf: If anybody wants to try to deny hoplophobia is indeed a severe mental illness this story should be pulled out.

You really, REALLY like using that word, don't you?

Addressing people's mental illness by it's correct name should be encouraged


Onward, brave crusader.
 
2013-11-22 03:37:43 PM
LSB  I was at that mall that afternoon to get a haircut.  /LSB
 
2013-11-22 03:38:10 PM
"Florida" is the default answer to any question that begins with "Which state . . ."

Difficulty: Too Farkin Easy
 
2013-11-22 03:39:08 PM
Now if only the characters in movies would notice said bad guy/woman pointing a folded towel or newspaper at the main character.
 
2013-11-22 03:39:39 PM
I found the suspect!

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-22 03:45:57 PM
It's the Wool-uf

The Wool-uf....
 
2013-11-22 03:50:42 PM
Morning Apron?

At least that's what I call it when the cleaning service gives us new ones with a sharp crease down the middle.
 
2013-11-22 04:23:17 PM
Unavailable for comment....

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2013-11-22 04:36:34 PM
Read the story, lost faith in humanity yet again, but then started reading comments and had an even greater "WTF am I reading?" moment.  "This is all part of the movement to make white male conservatives the enemy just like the Jews in 1930s Germany."  There are people that actually believe that, and you would likely have a very hard if not impossible task of convincing them otherwise.  My mind feels like a empty void when I try to process that fact.
 
2013-11-22 04:44:20 PM
State of Insanity.
 
2013-11-22 04:45:02 PM
And this is the nanny country we live in, if guns were readily available this waiter would of been shot 12 times by now. Shame on you Obama!
 
2013-11-22 04:59:29 PM

skinink: State of Insanity.


Florida, same thing.
 
2013-11-22 05:10:42 PM
The United ones?

/Under stupidity uber allous or something
 
2013-11-22 05:34:01 PM
Mentalpatient87

Smeggy Smurf: If anybody wants to try to deny hoplophobia is indeed a severe mental illness this story should be pulled out.

You really, REALLY like using that word, don't you?

Do you biatch when people use the bullshiat "homophobia" term, or are you a hypocrite?
 
2013-11-22 05:45:00 PM

Schmerd1948: Did you read any of the comments? Wow and wow. That's some target audience.


I thought the pop-tart reference was funny.
 
2013-11-22 07:28:08 PM

OnlyM3: Mentalpatient87

Smeggy Smurf: If anybody wants to try to deny hoplophobia is indeed a severe mental illness this story should be pulled out.

You really, REALLY like using that word, don't you?
Do you biatch when people use the bullshiat "homophobia" term, or are you a hypocrite?


It is, bullshiat, isn't it? But we don't have a poster who rushes forth to wield that word like a Holy Sword in every thread vaguely related to dick, so I don't really have the opportunity.
 
2013-11-22 11:08:49 PM
'lock down' should be a scary thing to everyone.  I'm not an ITG but I would take huge issue with my ability to egress being impeded because people are objectively retarded.
 
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