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(The Raw Story)   Rhino poaching nearly outpaces births, party membership growth   (rawstory.com) divider line 23
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2013-11-22 01:30:57 PM
So THAT'S what the Birther movement is about! Nobody ever explained it to me before.
 
2013-11-22 01:38:13 PM
Give me a free license to kill poachers, and I'll remove a good 90% of them in one year's time.
Just let me kill them with no repercussion from anyone.
 
2013-11-22 01:45:37 PM

vudukungfu: Give me a free license to kill poachers, and I'll remove a good 90% of them in one year's time.
Just let me kill them with no repercussion from anyone.


Be sure to remove fingernails and toenails to turn into jewelry.

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/Or grind them up and sell them in Asia for ED.
 
2013-11-22 01:46:34 PM
Time to poach the poachers. And I mean boil them alive.
 
2013-11-22 01:54:03 PM
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2013-11-22 01:55:52 PM
Where do you find a pot big enough to poach a rino?
 
2013-11-22 02:01:22 PM
An excellent documentary examining not only the Rhino and Elephant protectors, but the poachers motivations as well.  Poaching Wars.  With the bonus of being hosted by Tom Hardy for all my fapping needs
 
2013-11-22 02:03:50 PM

Oldiron_79: Where do you find a pot big enough to poach a rino?


Cooling pool of a reactor facility?
 
2013-11-22 02:24:56 PM
Rhino should be grilled or roasted. Poaching is just ridiculous.
 
2013-11-22 02:27:00 PM

ReverendJynxed: Oldiron_79: Where do you find a pot big enough to poach a rino?

Cooling pool of a reactor facility?


Williams-Sonoma?
 
2013-11-22 02:27:44 PM
I hear the lower horn of poachers is top knotch ed treatment.
 
2013-11-22 02:28:45 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: ReverendJynxed: Oldiron_79: Where do you find a pot big enough to poach a rino?

Cooling pool of a reactor facility?

Williams-Sonoma?


Reactor cooling pond is probably cheaper than W-S
 
2013-11-22 02:51:42 PM

vudukungfu: Give me a free license to kill poachers, and I'll remove a good 90% of them in one year's time.
Just let me kill them with no repercussion from anyone.


Only if you mount the bodies on a14ft pole with the chest cavities splayed open...... as a warning....
 
2013-11-22 03:02:13 PM

Evil Mackerel: Only if you mount the bodies on a14ft pole with the chest cavities splayed open...... as a warning....


I would
ANd as a message to the animals that some humans are decent.
 
2013-11-22 03:25:05 PM

vudukungfu: Give me a free license to kill poachers, and I'll remove a good 90% of them in one year's time.
Just let me kill them with no repercussion from anyone.


you might want to confirm it before you take my word for it, but I believe that is the rule.  The idea is poachers will kill you, so you are allowed to kill them first.
 
2013-11-22 03:37:03 PM
Thanks Asia. You do know they have little blue pills that will make your pee-pee hard now?

Right?
 
2013-11-22 03:44:58 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-22 04:09:59 PM
I have the perfect idea to solve two problems. We move the U.S. military from Afghanistan to protect rhinos.

That way the RINOs can blow their horns and the rhinos can have their horns.

/And we can continue our foreign policy of shooting brown people.
 
2013-11-22 04:33:48 PM
Read the headline as 'Rhino punching', realised my mistake, posted this.
 
2013-11-22 05:02:15 PM
Fark you, traditional Chinese medicine
 
2013-11-22 06:37:00 PM
Paul Heyman will not be pleased


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2013-11-22 06:54:53 PM
That is tragic, by which I mean seemingly inevitable.

Recently I listened to a TED talk podcast that discussed the tragedy of the commons. The man who coined this term was literate and thus thinking of tragic inevitability, the inexorable working out of chance or fate or punishment to a dénouement which is unavoidable, even if it was not necessarily sad or fatal.

Here's the high school or undergrad cheat sheet.
 
2013-11-23 02:20:47 AM
Stop f**king eating their horns and c*cks, China!
 
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