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(Fox News)   Porn stars to sextape "celebrities": Your little tapes are cute, and they might make you famous, but unless you want to end up getting simultaneously pounded in the ass by guys named Johnny Rockhard and Lance Longdong, maybe stop at just the one   (foxnews.com) divider line 78
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2013-11-22 01:18:03 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-22 01:18:31 PM
English muthafarka, do you speak it?!?!
 
2013-11-22 01:20:33 PM
If anything, more celebrities should make sex tapes.

And less porn stars.
 
2013-11-22 01:22:09 PM
This headline makes me think subby has a 4th grade education and most likely submitted it from prison or a set of a porno.
 
2013-11-22 01:22:26 PM
Pricipal. Caught sayof porn star that has stoped Handjobsing " See, told ya so" Did he come or not. Nautica Says yes. Peter North Looking for moms -OR- "hello, I am riding cowgirl to salute and wait for filming again"
 
2013-11-22 01:23:39 PM
What the fark?  Reading that headline....I just got dumber.
 
2013-11-22 01:24:47 PM

jazz710:


Ha!ha!ha!
 
2013-11-22 01:24:58 PM

Treygreen13: Pricipal. Caught sayof porn star that has stoped Handjobsing " See, told ya so" Did he come or not. Nautica Says yes. Peter North Looking for moms -OR- "hello, I am riding cowgirl to salute and wait for filming again"


HA!

/+1, would LOL again
 
2013-11-22 01:29:15 PM
www.andyandnoreen.com
 
2013-11-22 01:31:52 PM
Subby is about to have something new in common with those pornstars. Poor subby.
 
2013-11-22 01:35:51 PM
The headline translated into English:

Porn stars to sextape "celebrities":  Look your little tapes are cute, and they might make you famous;  but unless you want to end up getting simultaneously pounded in the ass by two guys named Johnny Rockhard and Lance Longdong, maybe you should stop at just the one

sorry, not that much better honestly but revising on the fly to get down to 255 char is hard sometimes especially for my dyslexic ass
 
2013-11-22 01:36:10 PM
This headline:

chumplady.com
 
2013-11-22 01:37:29 PM
People sometimes hate their jobs and all show business jobs are shiattier than people think they are. And porn, like any entertainment job, can be demanding with lots of travel, long days on the set and rarely having quiet times at home. So the "I hate being in porn" stuff, meh. Not all that surprising.

Also, the whole myth about wanting out but going back to it, isn't that going to be true of people in any profession? They pursue a career, decide they need a change but then they go back to the old industry because they have contacts there, they have knowledge of how it works and how to best monetize what they do, etc.  So, again, this is not somehow unique to porn.

/was in 18 porn movies
//retired from it, leaving happy and without regrets or angst
//csb?
 
2013-11-22 01:39:18 PM
Not tonight, honey, this headline gave me a migraine.
 
2013-11-22 01:40:54 PM
You don't say, porn is not the road to happiness and a successful career.
//Who knew?
 
2013-11-22 01:41:44 PM

monoski: You don't say, porn is not the road to happiness and a successful career.
//Who knew?


It's true. Porn is the road to death... the little death.
 
2013-11-22 01:41:45 PM
Porn stars to sextape "celebrities" look you little tapes are cute, and they might make you famous

Punctuation is a good thing, subby,
 
2013-11-22 01:43:50 PM

Wellon Dowd: They all seem to be enjoying themselves, except for the dead one.


Is it a good thing that I only recognized 4 of those pornstars?  Also, did you have 2 pictures of Riley Reid or is that last headshot someone else?
 
2013-11-22 01:43:50 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-22 01:46:31 PM
was just discussing this the other day with some people.

ladies - here is truth.  If you have sex on film for money, you might as well keep on having sex on camera for money, because once it comes out (and it will) you will lose whatever you have.  So don't believe the dude that tells you "no one will know, hundreds of these get made every day".  Don't believe the woman that says "DP is empowering!  now swallow!".

Believe ME.  If you make porn and are not already basically famous\rich for some other reason (Pam, that dead chick with the reality show, Kim) or use pre-legal porn to become known (you all know who), if you try and live a normal life with a normal job later, once you are found out, YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING.

Sex workers are, right or wrong, are viewed as damaged goods.
 
2013-11-22 01:51:59 PM

frepnog: was just discussing this the other day with some people.

ladies - here is truth.  If you have sex on film for money, you might as well keep on having sex on camera for money, because once it comes out (and it will) you will lose whatever you have.  So don't believe the dude that tells you "no one will know, hundreds of these get made every day".  Don't believe the woman that says "DP is empowering!  now swallow!".

Believe ME.  If you make porn and are not already basically famous\rich for some other reason (Pam, that dead chick with the reality show, Kim) or use pre-legal porn to become known (you all know who), if you try and live a normal life with a normal job later, once you are found out, YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING.

Sex workers are, right or wrong, are viewed as damaged goods.


That sounds like an awful discussion.
 
2013-11-22 01:52:38 PM

bikerbob59: What the fark?  Reading that headline....I just got dumber.


Reading that article gave me the stupid.

/went and saw some pr0n
//back to normal
 
2013-11-22 01:55:54 PM
My porn name is more generic: Ted Mosby
 
2013-11-22 02:02:20 PM

frepnog: use pre-legal porn to become known (you all know who),


TBH I really don't.
 
2013-11-22 02:03:28 PM

FarkingReading: That sounds like an awful discussion.


www.cinematallica.com
 
2013-11-22 02:04:42 PM

MethylTryp: frepnog: use pre-legal porn to become known (you all know who),

TBH I really don't.


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000183/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t9

Traci Lords
 
2013-11-22 02:06:23 PM
Now we know who's responsible for the 'fillibuster' poster, but try not to hold it againts subby.
 
2013-11-22 02:07:26 PM

frepnog: that dead chick with the reality show


That must be a really boring show. On the plus side, I bet the dialogue is much better than average.
 
2013-11-22 02:11:43 PM
 
2013-11-22 02:20:47 PM
We need more cosplay idols as porn stars.

There. I said it, and I'm not ashamed. If Japan can do it, so can this country.
 
2013-11-22 02:23:39 PM

frepnog: was just discussing this the other day with some people.

ladies - here is truth.  If you have sex on film for money, you might as well keep on having sex on camera for money, because once it comes out (and it will) you will lose whatever you have.  So don't believe the dude that tells you "no one will know, hundreds of these get made every day".  Don't believe the woman that says "DP is empowering!  now swallow!".

Believe ME.  If you make porn and are not already basically famous\rich for some other reason (Pam, that dead chick with the reality show, Kim) or use pre-legal porn to become known (you all know who), if you try and live a normal life with a normal job later, once you are found out, YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING.

Sex workers are, right or wrong, are viewed as damaged goods.


Yep -- I still think about that teacher who was outed as a porn star when her students discovered her past work. I feel badly for her. Not badly enough to stop fapping to her work, mind you.
 
2013-11-22 02:25:56 PM

steve_wmn: Wellon Dowd: They all seem to be enjoying themselves, except for the dead one.

Is it a good thing that I only recognized 4 of those pornstars?  Also, did you have 2 pictures of Riley Reid or is that last headshot someone else?


There were two shots of Reid.
 
2013-11-22 02:27:23 PM
I first read that as Pawn Stars... which you have to admit, would make it far funnier.

tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com
 
2013-11-22 02:27:28 PM
Maybe just stop at just the one.......WHAT?!
The ONE WHAT?!!
 
2013-11-22 02:33:36 PM
Also, very disappointed to learn that Diana Falzone is the author and not a porn star.
 
2013-11-22 02:36:45 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Pippi-moneyshot NSFW


Dude has a legit cannon
 
2013-11-22 02:37:45 PM

frepnog: was just discussing this the other day with some people.

ladies - here is truth.  If you have sex on film for money, you might as well keep on having sex on camera for money, because once it comes out (and it will) you will lose whatever you have.  So don't believe the dude that tells you "no one will know, hundreds of these get made every day".  Don't believe the woman that says "DP is empowering!  now swallow!".

Believe ME.  If you make porn and are not already basically famous\rich for some other reason (Pam, that dead chick with the reality show, Kim) or use pre-legal porn to become known (you all know who), if you try and live a normal life with a normal job later, once you are found out, YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING.

Sex workers are, right or wrong, are viewed as damaged goods.


I don't know.  Yes, they've already played the backwards lottery trying to have a nonporn career, but every movie they make they play the backwards lottery of making money in bed versus getting the Herp of the HIV.  They all eventually get the herp.
 
2013-11-22 02:38:43 PM
Real Whores to Attention Whores: Stop trying to do what we do!
 
2013-11-22 02:40:16 PM

gshepnyc: People sometimes hate their jobs and all show business jobs are shiattier than people think they are. And porn, like any entertainment job, can be demanding with lots of travel, long days on the set and rarely having quiet times at home. So the "I hate being in porn" stuff, meh. Not all that surprising.

Also, the whole myth about wanting out but going back to it, isn't that going to be true of people in any profession? They pursue a career, decide they need a change but then they go back to the old industry because they have contacts there, they have knowledge of how it works and how to best monetize what they do, etc.  So, again, this is not somehow unique to porn.

/was in 18 porn movies
//retired from it, leaving happy and without regrets or angst
//csb?


Wow, your daddy did touch you on the knee, didn't he?
 
2013-11-22 02:41:31 PM

Wellon Dowd: steve_wmn: Wellon Dowd: They all seem to be enjoying themselves, except for the dead one.

Is it a good thing that I only recognized 4 of those pornstars?  Also, did you have 2 pictures of Riley Reid or is that last headshot someone else?

There were two shots of Reid.


Hmmm, did someone delete your picture post?
 
2013-11-22 02:53:11 PM
Did another Kardashian make a tape?
 
2013-11-22 02:53:20 PM
Nothing to see here. Just another porn star who found Jesus warning everyone else in the business that they're risking STDs and a ride on Satan's cock if they don't hate what they do.

Ho hum.
 
2013-11-22 02:53:32 PM
Boxers get "cauliflower ear", so maybe after sucking a few hundred thousand dicks Houston got "cauliflower lips"?
 
2013-11-22 02:56:30 PM

steve_wmn: Hmmm, did someone delete your picture post?


Twasn't I.
 
2013-11-22 03:02:20 PM

Fonaibung: I still think about that teacher who was outed as a porn star when her students discovered her past work.


that was what spurred the discussion I was having with friends - there was ANOTHER one of those in the news.

Right or wrong, ladies, you ain't gonna be a teacher when your porn is discovered.
 
2013-11-22 03:03:09 PM
i.imgur.com

While she had valid reasons for retiring, the porn world is a worse place without her.
 
2013-11-22 03:06:30 PM
Aside from the studios, what I've seen of camming seems to empower the performers somewhat. No idea what they're like off-camera but many seem fairly happy and prosperous. Health and safety don't seem to be an issue but the stigma, I guess only time will tell.
 
2013-11-22 03:06:47 PM
gshepnyc:

/was in 18 porn movies
//retired from it, leaving happy and without regrets or angst
//csb?


Um, links ?
 
2013-11-22 03:07:00 PM

rjakobi: We need more cosplay idols as porn stars.

There. I said it, and I'm not ashamed. If Japan can do it, so can this country.


That's why you have Kourtney Kane as Wonder Woman in a XXX parody movie.
 
2013-11-22 03:08:39 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 466x700]

While she had valid reasons for retiring, the porn world is a worse place without her.


Was it that hair that looked like she dipped it in food coloring?
 
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