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(International Business Times)   That Lee Harvey Oswald guy? Just an ordinary, low-skill, underachieving US Marine intel operative, trained in Russian, who defected to the Soviets, then re-defected to the US, (with pay), and then infiltrated J Edgar Hoover's top domestic targets   (ibtimes.com) divider line 137
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2013-11-22 01:19:41 PM
1) The United States Navy Base at Atsugi, Japan, to which U. S. Marine Corps member Oswald was assigned from September 1957 to November 1958, was not just a run-of-the-mill U.S. Navy-operated defense base. It was and is a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) base. Among other intelligence operations, the Atsugi base was one of two bases from which the CIA operated the top secret U-2 spy plane, which flew reconnaissance and surveillance missions over the Soviet Union and China. Why was the low-achieving, nondescript Oswald assigned to such a top secret and important base?

Because even bases like that need nondescript privates to watch radar scopes, which is what Oswald did.
 
2013-11-22 01:39:33 PM
He also used to bullseye swamp rats with his carcano back in beggars canyon
 
2013-11-22 01:41:19 PM
Get this man, Lincoln's secretary  was Kennedy and Kennedy's secretary was Lincoln.

And how come droids owned by Darth Vader were on the Death Star just before it was destroyed?
 
2013-11-22 01:42:34 PM
None of this matters, tea baggers killed Kennedy i was told
 
2013-11-22 01:43:07 PM

dittybopper: 1) [...]Why was the low-achieving, nondescript Oswald assigned to such a top secret and important base?

Because even bases like that need nondescript privates to watch radar scopes, which is what Oswald did.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-22 01:43:20 PM
He was alive until those two priests got there. Just sayin.
 
2013-11-22 01:44:52 PM
And was a nephew of a bookie for the New Orleans Mob which just happened to be run by Carlos Marcello who had a pretty big Grudge against JFK and RFK for getting him deported and nearly mugged and murdered in Guatemala
 
2013-11-22 01:47:17 PM

flucto: He was alive until those two priests got there. Just sayin.


One of which told Mrs. Kennedy (who by the way, really did enjoy the parade up to a point) that it appeared to him that JFK's soul had not left his body.

Maybe he meant the remainder of JFK's brains...
 
2013-11-22 01:48:13 PM
Theoretical question:
If, IF, it was an inside job...who has the authority to sanction this?

Isn't the president supposed to be the top of the pyramid?
 
2013-11-22 01:50:38 PM
If someone were to do the same to Obama, he'd be worshipped like Saint Reagan.
 
2013-11-22 01:50:49 PM
The mob connection makes the most sense, but the motive doesn't...
 
2013-11-22 01:50:54 PM

Resident Muslim: Theoretical question:
If, IF, it was an inside job...who has the authority to sanction this?

Isn't the president supposed to be the top of the pyramid?


No, you forgot UN Agenda 21 spearheaded by the Illuminati Bilderburger NWO lizard people.
 
2013-11-22 01:51:23 PM
I thought it was, after all, you and me?
 
2013-11-22 01:52:12 PM
I just don't care anymore.
Sorry baby-boomers. I don't care where you were on 'that' day.  My kids soon won't care where I was on 9/11.

This shiat has been fueling every wingnutted moonbat for decades, and Facebook makes them think there in the know with the real thinkers of society. Cut this shiat out.
 
2013-11-22 01:52:40 PM

Resident Muslim: Theoretical question:
If, IF, it was an inside job...who has the authority to sanction this?

Isn't the president supposed to be the top of the pyramid?


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The President is a media personality selected by the real rulers. They make it look like there's an election and that Americans pick their leaders, but the truth is that the President is chosen for his ability to perform and distract. He's one part actor, one part monkey's paw, and one part scapegoat.

The real rulers are the plutocrats and robber barons. They've always been in charge. They've always made the rules. They've always let you believe you have a choice when it comes to who leads you.

You don't.

Kennedy was a monkey's paw that had outlived his usefulness, and so he was dramatically and very publicly killed. It sent a message, fixed whatever problem they needed to fix, and opened them up to having a guy in there who was more willing to play his role and dance to their tune.
 
2013-11-22 01:52:59 PM

GORDON: None of this matters, tea baggers killed Kennedy i was told


They were called John Birchers then.
 
2013-11-22 01:53:34 PM

Magorn: And was a nephew of a bookie for the New Orleans Mob which just happened to be run by Carlos Marcello who had a pretty big Grudge against JFK and RFK for getting him deported and nearly mugged and murdered in Guatemala


My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Oswald sitting with a mobster at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2013-11-22 01:53:57 PM

bionicjoe: there


"they are"

DAMMIT. SEE WHAT YOU DID BABYBOOMERS!!!!
 
2013-11-22 01:54:00 PM

ZeroCorpse: Resident Muslim: Theoretical question:
If, IF, it was an inside job...who has the authority to sanction this?

Isn't the president supposed to be the top of the pyramid?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The President is a media personality selected by the real rulers. They make it look like there's an election and that Americans pick their leaders, but the truth is that the President is chosen for his ability to perform and distract. He's one part actor, one part monkey's paw, and one part scapegoat.

The real rulers are the plutocrats and robber barons. They've always been in charge. They've always made the rules. They've always let you believe you have a choice when it comes to who leads you.

You don't.

Kennedy was a monkey's paw that had outlived his usefulness, and so he was dramatically and very publicly killed. It sent a message, fixed whatever problem they needed to fix, and opened them up to having a guy in there who was more willing to play his role and dance to their tune.


OMG! You are right! The Mayans were really aliens and they are now mind controlling everyone! We're all gonna die!
 
2013-11-22 01:54:44 PM

Resident Muslim: Theoretical question:
If, IF, it was an inside job...who has the authority to sanction this?

Isn't the president supposed to be the top of the pyramid?



upload.wikimedia.org

:scoff:
 
2013-11-22 01:55:59 PM
It was suicide. I'm surprised no-one has thought of this. It's a stressful job, being the President of the USA.
 
2013-11-22 01:56:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-22 01:56:39 PM
Face it, guys. Everything is a coincidence.


(Except when it is not)
 
2013-11-22 01:56:58 PM
Happy JFK truther day!
 
2013-11-22 01:57:16 PM
kanaguonline.files.wordpress.com

HARTMAN: Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? None of you dumbasses knows? Private Cowboy?

COWBOY: Sir, he was that guy who shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir!

HARTMAN: That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed twenty people from a twenty-eight-storey observation tower at the University of Texas from distances up to four hundred yards. Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? Private Snowball?

SNOWBALL: Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!

HARTMAN: That's right, and do you know how far away he was?

SNOWBALL: Sir, it was pretty far! From that book suppository building, sir!

HARTMAN: All right, knock it off! Two hundred and fifty feet! He was two hundred and fifty feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt action rifle in only six seconds and scored two hits, including a head shot! Do any of you people know where these individuals learned to shoot? Private Joker?

JOKER: Sir, in the Marines, sir!

HARTMAN: In the Marines! Outstanding! Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do! And before you ladies leave my island, you will be able to do the same thing!
 
2013-11-22 01:58:30 PM
Well, he did have the sense to meet with E. Howard Hunt at the US Embassy in Mexico just before JFK was shot.

It's a little disconcerting, if you think the Bush family had something to do with JFK's murder, to realize:

1. JFK murdered
2. next president one term
3. next president forced to resign
4. next president mentally ill
5. Bush

3 out, 1 never there, then Bush.
 
2013-11-22 01:58:44 PM

HotWingConspiracy: GORDON: None of this matters, tea baggers killed Kennedy i was told

They were called John Birchers then.


Except that it was actually a commie, a real, honest-to-goodness defected to the Soviet Union, and would have gone to Cuba if he could communist who, prior to assassinating the president responsible for the Bay of Pigs and Cuban blockade, had tried and failed to assassinate a right-wing retired US Army general.

He was the antithesis of a John Bircher.
 
2013-11-22 01:59:20 PM

dittybopper: Magorn: And was a nephew of a bookie for the New Orleans Mob which just happened to be run by Carlos Marcello who had a pretty big Grudge against JFK and RFK for getting him deported and nearly mugged and murdered in Guatemala

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Oswald sitting with a mobster at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.


Oh and did I mention Marcello was helping  Ruby with a Labor beef at his club at the time as well?


Still, I've heard, from a reliable source under circumstances that mean I can't share, that the real reason Kennedy was killed (by Oswald BTW) may have been WAY more picayune than a grudge by Marcello
 
2013-11-22 01:59:20 PM
Kennedy died in Dallas. Elvis died on a toilet. The coincidence is errie.


/thank you Lewis Black
 
2013-11-22 01:59:30 PM

HotWingConspiracy: GORDON: None of this matters, tea baggers killed Kennedy i was told

They were called John Birchers then.


Aye.  If these current tea baggers can finally win their war against those evil Political Correctness they will gladly revert to their more overtly racist John Birch Society origins.
 
2013-11-22 02:00:22 PM

dittybopper: HotWingConspiracy: GORDON: None of this matters, tea baggers killed Kennedy i was told

They were called John Birchers then.

Except that it was actually a commie, a real, honest-to-goodness defected to the Soviet Union, and would have gone to Cuba if he could communist who, prior to assassinating the president responsible for the Bay of Pigs and Cuban blockade, had tried and failed to assassinate a right-wing retired US Army general.

He was the antithesis of a John Bircher.


Yet he was still their hero.
 
2013-11-22 02:00:28 PM

Cheron: Get this man, Lincoln's secretary  was Kennedy and Kennedy's secretary was Lincoln.

And how come droids owned by Darth Vader were on the Death Star just before it was destroyed?


What? Wasn't that the type of cars they drove on the way to being shot? Flippy-Floppy?

/ermergerd.
 
2013-11-22 02:01:21 PM
) The United States Navy Base at Atsugi, Japan, to which U. S. Marine Corps member Oswald was assigned from September 1957 to November 1958, was not just a run-of-the-mill U.S. Navy-operated defense base. It was and is a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) base. Among other intelligence operations, the Atsugi base was one of two bases from which the CIA operated the top secret U-2 spy plane, which flew reconnaissance and surveillance missions over the Soviet Union and China. Why was the low-achieving, nondescript Oswald assigned to such a top secret and important base?

Using this logic the janitor's and carpenter's at the White House and Pentagon are really high functioning staff who are just lulling people around them with their low level jobs.  That being said they could be in Congress because apparently any idiot can (and does) work there
 
2013-11-22 02:01:32 PM

dittybopper: HotWingConspiracy: GORDON: None of this matters, tea baggers killed Kennedy i was told

They were called John Birchers then.

Except that it was actually a commie, a real, honest-to-goodness defected to the Soviet Union, and would have gone to Cuba if he could communist who, prior to assassinating the president responsible for the Bay of Pigs and Cuban blockade, had tried and failed to assassinate a right-wing retired US Army general.

He was the antithesis of a John Bircher.


Got it... Oswald was a liberal.
 
2013-11-22 02:02:10 PM
Admitted Marxist too..
 
2013-11-22 02:02:50 PM

karmaceutical: liberal

== communist, so yeah.
 
2013-11-22 02:04:11 PM

Resident Muslim: Face it, guys. Everything is a coincidence.


(Except when it is not)


No such animal.
 
2013-11-22 02:04:48 PM

ZeroCorpse: Resident Muslim: Theoretical question:
If, IF, it was an inside job...who has the authority to sanction this?

Isn't the president supposed to be the top of the pyramid?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The President is a media personality selected by the real rulers. They make it look like there's an election and that Americans pick their leaders, but the truth is that the President is chosen for his ability to perform and distract. He's one part actor, one part monkey's paw, and one part scapegoat.

The real rulers are the plutocrats and robber barons. They've always been in charge. They've always made the rules. They've always let you believe you have a choice when it comes to who leads you.

You don't.

Kennedy was a monkey's paw that had outlived his usefulness, and so he was dramatically and very publicly killed. It sent a message, fixed whatever problem they needed to fix, and opened them up to having a guy in there who was more willing to play his role and dance to their tune.


This would also explain what happened to Nixon.

Man w/cigar: "You let some rookie reporter find out?!!? Who leaked this info?!"
Nixon: "Deep Throat"
Man w/cigar:".....Wouldn't it just crack you up to find out it was a woman? Take him away"
Nixon:" -B b b but-you can't do this to me! I'm not a crook!!!"
Man w/cigar: "Make him say that to the media. That's going to be famous someday."
 
2013-11-22 02:06:55 PM

groppet: Kennedy died in Dallas. Elvis died on a toilet. The coincidence is errie.


/thank you Lewis Black


They both faked thier deaths and are in the same retirement home.
 
2013-11-22 02:08:21 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Well, he did have the sense to meet with E. Howard Hunt at the US Embassy in Mexico just before JFK was shot.

It's a little disconcerting, if you think the Bush family had something to do with JFK's murder, to realize:

1. JFK murdered
2. next president one term
3. next president forced to resign
4. next president mentally ill
5. Bush

3 out, 1 never there, then Bush.


Kennedy
Johnson
Nixon
Ford
Carter
Regan
Bush
 
2013-11-22 02:08:49 PM
for all the people that dismiss the conspiracy angle, you have to admit there are A LOT of things about the assassination that just don't add up.

The biggest thing for me would be why was Oswald allowed to return to the US after defecting ? This was the COMMIE!!! hur der era. You have a US Marine who defected to the Soviet Union and then wants to return home. OK so maybe they would have said OK but to make that happen in record speed for a time when no internet etc existed and cleared the way for him and his Soviet wife and according to this article loan him the money to return

Not sure why he wouldnt have been arrested or atleast charged with treason

If Oswald acted alone the only reason the documents surrounding the assassination are being kept secret would be that is shows the utter incompetence by the CIA and their involvement with Oswald. Add to that Oswald claiming to be a patsy, and the Raleigh call and there is a smell that comes off of the official explanation

Its been 50 years, the only reason I can think of that they would keep this stuff classified is it is embarrassing to people still alive.
 
2013-11-22 02:09:40 PM

HotWingConspiracy: dittybopper: HotWingConspiracy: GORDON: None of this matters, tea baggers killed Kennedy i was told

They were called John Birchers then.

Except that it was actually a commie, a real, honest-to-goodness defected to the Soviet Union, and would have gone to Cuba if he could communist who, prior to assassinating the president responsible for the Bay of Pigs and Cuban blockade, had tried and failed to assassinate a right-wing retired US Army general.

He was the antithesis of a John Bircher.

Yet he was still their hero.


No, he wasn't:  He tried to assassinate a prominent John Bircher, Edwin Walker.
 
2013-11-22 02:11:43 PM

dittybopper: HotWingConspiracy: dittybopper: HotWingConspiracy: GORDON: None of this matters, tea baggers killed Kennedy i was told

They were called John Birchers then.

Except that it was actually a commie, a real, honest-to-goodness defected to the Soviet Union, and would have gone to Cuba if he could communist who, prior to assassinating the president responsible for the Bay of Pigs and Cuban blockade, had tried and failed to assassinate a right-wing retired US Army general.

He was the antithesis of a John Bircher.

Yet he was still their hero.

No, he wasn't:  He tried to assassinate a prominent John Bircher, Edwin Walker.


The guy that killed the God of Tyranny's avatar on earth wasn't a hero to these people? Have you read their literature from the time? He's the hero they deserved.
 
2013-11-22 02:12:50 PM
Hey! look at me!!!  I am an ex-marine with intel and communications training and speaks fluent Russian.
I think I will take a low pay job stacking books in this warehouse several miles from my home.

oh my gosh!!  you will NEVER guess who is scheduled to just happen to conveniently be driving by my window in a couple of weeks.

....oh look. The "human shield" secret service agents are NOT in position on the side of the car for some reason. Lucky me.
 
2013-11-22 02:14:18 PM
Ok, fine, now that you got all the jokes out of your system (and I expect nothing less from fellow Farkers, and of course nothing more), allow me to rephrase the question:
If the president suddenly wanted to befriend all non-allies, and at whatever conditions, or suddenly came up with a VERY weird presidential order is there anyone/body that can order a psychological evaluation?
 
2013-11-22 02:16:32 PM
R.I.P., Kennedy


pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-11-22 02:16:50 PM

kindms: for all the people that dismiss the conspiracy angle, you have to admit there are A LOT of things about the assassination that just don't add up.

The biggest thing for me would be why was Oswald allowed to return to the US after defecting ? This was the COMMIE!!! hur der era. You have a US Marine who defected to the Soviet Union and then wants to return home. OK so maybe they would have said OK but to make that happen in record speed for a time when no internet etc existed and cleared the way for him and his Soviet wife and according to this article loan him the money to return


***But Oswald didn't return to the U.S. in "record speed." It actually took more than a year.
 
2013-11-22 02:16:58 PM
JFK? That's a no-brainer.
 
2013-11-22 02:17:18 PM

Resident Muslim: Ok, fine, now that you got all the jokes out of your system (and I expect nothing less from fellow Farkers, and of course nothing more), allow me to rephrase the question:
If the president suddenly wanted to befriend all non-allies, and at whatever conditions, or suddenly came up with a VERY weird presidential order is there anyone/body that can order a psychological evaluation?


I would assume the proper people would use some branches to check his balance. That's what they taught me anyways.

/"I dunno, the Coast Guard?"
 
2013-11-22 02:17:26 PM

bionicjoe: I just don't care anymore.
Sorry baby-boomers. I don't care where you were on 'that' day.  My kids soon won't care where I was on 9/11.

This shiat has been fueling every wingnutted moonbat for decades, and Facebook makes them think there in the know with the real thinkers of society. Cut this shiat out.



I had a member of the greatest generation get mad at me for working on Pearl Harbor day.

You won't have to worry about the media blitz for another 50 years.
 
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