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(NewsOK)   Police station evacuated due to burrito. When will Chipotle's reign of terror end?   (newsok.com) divider line 39
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2013-11-22 01:40:37 PM
Welcome to MOES!!!!
 
2013-11-22 01:43:06 PM
Chipotleway saves me so much in underwear
 
2013-11-22 01:43:07 PM
For everyone's sake, HOLD THE ONIONS!!
 
2013-11-22 01:43:37 PM
Evacuate all the colons!
 
2013-11-22 01:46:40 PM

vudukungfu: Welcome to MOES!!!!


This. They opened a Chipotle in town recently, and I went there for the first and last time. The service sucked, there wasn't a good variety of veggies and toppings, and it costs too much. Ten bucks for three subpar tacos and a drink. No chips. No farking chips...
 
2013-11-22 01:47:12 PM
Silent, but extremely deadly.

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2013-11-22 01:47:14 PM
 Police station Bowels evacuated due to burrito. When will Chipotle's reign of terror end?

FTFY
 
2013-11-22 01:47:26 PM
I do like a good barbacoa burrito. But they're hard to find.
 
2013-11-22 01:47:44 PM
I just finished eating a burrito for lunch, so I'm getting a kick...

Man, I wish I was eating it riiiiight now...
 
2013-11-22 01:48:42 PM
I could swear this happened before.
 
2013-11-22 01:51:46 PM
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2013-11-22 01:52:15 PM

Mentalpatient87: vudukungfu: Welcome to MOES!!!!

This. They opened a Chipotle in town recently, and I went there for the first and last time. The service sucked, there wasn't a good variety of veggies and toppings, and it costs too much. Ten bucks for three subpar tacos and a drink. No chips. No farking chips...


I was never into Moe's either. Qdoba is a good alternative if I want to get a queso option. Chipotle is nice for a half/half burrito to get more bang for the buck especially with fajita veggies and asking for extra toppings. Difficult part is prices differ place to place
 
2013-11-22 01:52:21 PM
They don't want you to bring it to the station because they can't blow it up there.  Now they're all bummed out.  Any bet they're going to go murder a dog to get out of the funk?
 
2013-11-22 01:55:03 PM
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2013-11-22 01:55:45 PM
the item was deemed harmless, Nelson said

So...not Taco Bell then.
 
2013-11-22 02:00:09 PM
Barberitos > Moe's
 
2013-11-22 02:01:57 PM
Let me put my burrito in your thermos. New pick-up line.
 
2013-11-22 02:02:46 PM
Prank Monkey:

Super sized.
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2013-11-22 02:02:49 PM
They may take my cheese but they'll never take my beans
 
2013-11-22 02:05:14 PM
More farting gifs!
 
2013-11-22 02:06:42 PM
Chipotle is ok, but Moe's is the shiat. Tijuana Flats is good too. Your local authentic place sucks ass, though.
 
2013-11-22 02:08:52 PM
Woo!  It's your weekly "Chain Burrito Places Are All Garbage" thread!
 
2013-11-22 02:17:36 PM
Did you say Moe's??

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2013-11-22 02:19:00 PM
Moe's.  Less expensive, they yell at you and FREE CHIPS with a salsa bar.  Seriously, they had me at "salsa bar".
 
2013-11-22 02:24:29 PM

vento: Moe's.  Less expensive, they yell at you and FREE CHIPS with a salsa bar.  Seriously, they had me at "salsa bar".


They also have queso and don't try to impress me by claiming to "stay away from preservatives" shortly before handing me a cup of Pepsi.

/vendetta
 
2013-11-22 02:47:49 PM

Resident Muslim: For everyone's sake, HOLD THE ONIONS!!


Protip: it's the beans.
 
2013-11-22 02:55:21 PM

Jument: Resident Muslim: For everyone's sake, HOLD THE ONIONS!!

Protip: it's the beans.


Nah.
The beans are just a lot of hot air.
It's the onions that weaponize it.
 
2013-11-22 03:20:48 PM
www.geekmontage.com
 
2013-11-22 03:23:46 PM
I've tried to like Chipotle but the rice sucks.  They use so much cilantro that it's as if they're trying to hide something.

Qdoba falls into that category also.
 
2013-11-22 03:58:44 PM

Oldiron_79: Chipotleway saves me so much in underwear




Came here to see this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-11-22 04:02:50 PM
I've given Chipotle three chances, but no more. Every time, the burrito fillings were lukewarm at best, Tabasco (though I like it) is the only hot-sauce option, and if I felt like eating with a knife and fork, the plastic fork tines were too dull to pierce the tortilla. Moe's I liked. And I do miss Tijuana Flats.
 
2013-11-22 04:07:29 PM
I thought burritos were only explosive after they were eaten.
 
2013-11-22 04:23:16 PM

buckler: I've given Chipotle three chances, but no more. Every time, the burrito fillings were lukewarm at best, Tabasco (though I like it) is the only hot-sauce option, and if I felt like eating with a knife and fork, the plastic fork tines were too dull to pierce the tortilla. Moe's I liked. And I do miss Tijuana Flats.


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2013-11-22 06:20:38 PM

arcas: I've tried to like Chipotle but the rice sucks.  They use so much cilantro that it's as if they're trying to hide something.

Qdoba falls into that category also.


Qdoba is basically alternate universe Chipotle. The menu is almost the same, the layout is almost the same, the price is almost the same. Everyone there has a beard though, so I know it's different.
 
2013-11-22 07:14:45 PM
As soon as they stop putting too much cilantro in absolutely everything.

/Chipotle is overrated and overpriced
 
2013-11-22 07:18:02 PM

buckler: I've given Chipotle three chances, but no more. Every time, the burrito fillings were lukewarm at best, Tabasco (though I like it) is the only hot-sauce option, and if I felt like eating with a knife and fork, the plastic fork tines were too dull to pierce the tortilla. Moe's I liked. And I do miss Tijuana Flats.


Oh, it's supposed to be warm? My shiat was downright cold.
 
2013-11-23 02:36:04 AM

Mentalpatient87: buckler: I've given Chipotle three chances, but no more. Every time, the burrito fillings were lukewarm at best, Tabasco (though I like it) is the only hot-sauce option, and if I felt like eating with a knife and fork, the plastic fork tines were too dull to pierce the tortilla. Moe's I liked. And I do miss Tijuana Flats.

Oh, it's supposed to be warm? My shiat was downright cold.


I must go to the wrong Chipolte.  Every one I've been to, the food was hot and tasty.  I'll never earn my hipster cred if this keeps up.
 
2013-11-23 07:23:51 AM

Mentat: Mentalpatient87: buckler: I've given Chipotle three chances, but no more. Every time, the burrito fillings were lukewarm at best, Tabasco (though I like it) is the only hot-sauce option, and if I felt like eating with a knife and fork, the plastic fork tines were too dull to pierce the tortilla. Moe's I liked. And I do miss Tijuana Flats.

Oh, it's supposed to be warm? My shiat was downright cold.

I must go to the wrong Chipolte.  Every one I've been to, the food was hot and tasty.  I'll never earn my hipster cred if this keeps up.


I think it's more that they built the wrong Chipotle near me. Obviously they do it well enough to become a large chain, but the people working at that one made my food and experience up to a substandard quality. Keep your hipster cred, I'm just here for the food.
 
2013-11-23 10:26:07 AM
Itty bitty burro?
I confooz
 
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