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(KOLO TV Reno)   Guy wants to win back girl by writing her name in giant letters on a hillside. Guy makes one letter, gives up. This lack of dedication might help explain why they broke up to begin with. Just sayin'   (kolotv.com) divider line 69
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2013-11-22 01:20:25 PM
Tina must not be all that hot.
 
2013-11-22 01:20:56 PM
Not as bad as the guy who tried to write Ana Lee and stopped four letters in
 
2013-11-22 01:51:19 PM
 This lack of dedication might help explain why they broke up to begin with


Now that's just salt in the guy's wound.
 
2013-11-22 02:06:02 PM
Wilbur said Tina is someone he dated four years ago for a nine month time period.

But he's not obsessed or anything.
 
2013-11-22 02:11:34 PM
I am guessing there is a girl out there named Tina who really dodged a bullet.
 
2013-11-22 02:12:07 PM

Sybarite: Tina must not be all that hot.


oi54.tinypic.com

I dunno. She's pretty hot...
 
2013-11-22 02:13:24 PM
Stalker-like hillside writing detected.
 
2013-11-22 02:13:46 PM
www.popgunchaos.com
 
2013-11-22 02:14:14 PM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-11-22 02:14:18 PM
5 hours to make one letter?  Needs better planning
 
2013-11-22 02:17:00 PM
4 years ago?  Let her go man...let her go.
 
2013-11-22 02:17:22 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-22 02:17:29 PM
Geez, just spraypaint an overpass and be done with it--though I'm pretty sure I've seen "Donnie luvs Tina" a few dozen times, already. Sorry, Brent.
 
2013-11-22 02:17:58 PM
What ever happened to painting it on the water tower?
 
2013-11-22 02:19:49 PM

Theaetetus: [imgs.xkcd.com image 573x158]


Sorry, but the Batman theme doesn't actually have any lyrics. That's just horns blowing.
 
2013-11-22 02:19:52 PM
funislife.info
 
2013-11-22 02:20:45 PM
www.unwinnable.com
zapp.trakt.us
Approves.
 
2013-11-22 02:20:48 PM

busy chillin': [funislife.info image 600x228]


Beat me to it!
 
2013-11-22 02:20:55 PM
On the other hand, just
 
2013-11-22 02:22:07 PM
He should've used a sans-serif font.

Reading of this couple, ComicSans should've been write up their alley.
 
2013-11-22 02:23:03 PM
In his defense; his girlfriend's name is Ulla Inga tor Hansen Benson Yansen Tallen Hallen Svaden Swanson. And that's just her first name.
 
2013-11-22 02:23:50 PM
His girlfriend shot him down in Reno.
 
2013-11-22 02:24:30 PM

inelegy: [www.popgunchaos.com image 531x399]


Dammit, beat me to it.

i.imgur.com

/shakes tiny fist
 
2013-11-22 02:25:56 PM
Dude, she's 13 and psychotic.
 
2013-11-22 02:28:58 PM

leevis: Theaetetus: [imgs.xkcd.com image 573x158]

Sorry, but the Batman theme doesn't actually have any lyrics. That's just horns blowing.


You are mistaken.   Proof
 
2013-11-22 02:31:30 PM

scottydoesntknow: Not as bad as the guy who tried to write Ana Lee and stopped four letters in


HA!
 
2013-11-22 02:31:46 PM
Two Ozark hillbillies are talking to each other:

Zeke:  I don't want your boy coming around my daughter anymore.

Zebediah:  Why's that, Zeke?

Zeke:  He came over the other day and pissed his name in the snow outside her window.

Zebediah:  Well, you know, boys will be boys.

Zeke:  You think I don't recognize my own daughter's handwriting?
 
2013-11-22 02:32:19 PM
 
2013-11-22 02:32:43 PM
tvhackr.com
 
2013-11-22 02:32:46 PM
I think I'd break up with a guy named Wilbur as well...if I dated guys that is.  Which I don't.
 
2013-11-22 02:34:46 PM

bikerbob59: I think I'd break up with a guy named Wilbur as well...if I dated guys that is.  Which I don't.



Of course, of course.
 
2013-11-22 02:37:53 PM

leevis: Theaetetus: [imgs.xkcd.com image 573x158]

Sorry, but the Batman theme doesn't actually have any lyrics. That's just horns blowing.


Yes, but "D-D-Db-Db-C-C-C#-C#-D-D-Db-Db-C-C-C#-C#-D-D-Db-Db-C-C-C#-C#-D-D-Db-Db -C-C-C#-C#" just doesn't quite roll off the tongue as nice.
 
2013-11-22 02:40:06 PM

FloydA: leevis: Theaetetus: [imgs.xkcd.com image 573x158]

Sorry, but the Batman theme doesn't actually have any lyrics. That's just horns blowing.

You are mistaken.   Proof



But there are still a few problems

1. It's "Hey hey hey, goodbye"
2. Should have doubled the "na's" for batman
3. I don't know what katamari damacy is
4.
5. There is no number 4

/Googled Katamari Damacy.  Looked familiar, but I had never played it before.
 
2013-11-22 02:41:31 PM

FloydA: bikerbob59: I think I'd break up with a guy named Wilbur as well...if I dated guys that is.  Which I don't.

Of course, of course.


I'd add more if I had something to say.
 
2013-11-22 02:44:58 PM

WelldeadLink: FloydA: bikerbob59: I think I'd break up with a guy named Wilbur as well...if I dated guys that is.  Which I don't.

Of course, of course.

I'd add more if I had something to say.


This is an answer that I endorse.
 
2013-11-22 02:46:57 PM
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2013-11-22 02:57:10 PM

FloydA: bikerbob59: I think I'd break up with a guy named Wilbur as well...if I dated guys that is.  Which I don't.

Of course, of course.


And no one can talk to a horse of course

static.squarespace.com

Wilbuuuur!


/get off my pasture
 
2013-11-22 02:58:26 PM
Dude really loves sodium.
 
2013-11-22 02:59:47 PM
I was going to do that for my dear Roseanne Roseannadanna but just bought her a nice necklace instead.
 
2013-11-22 03:04:29 PM

Oldiron_79: What ever happened to painting it on the water tower?


In john deere green
 
2013-11-22 03:07:45 PM
Wilbur said he is willing to clean up the chalk........................OK.
 
2013-11-22 03:11:40 PM
"His girlfriend's a N-"

"What?"

"I said his girlfriend's a N-"
 
2013-11-22 03:15:40 PM
Venture Brothers did it better.
 
2013-11-22 03:16:58 PM

busy chillin': [funislife.info image 600x228]


Surprised it took so long.
 
2013-11-22 03:18:02 PM
Name: Brent Wilbur
Age: 21
Sex: NA
 
2013-11-22 03:23:06 PM

number_man: He should've used a sans-serif font.

Reading of this couple, ComicSans should've been write up their alley.


I completely don't get the hate for fonts. Explain?
 
2013-11-22 03:24:52 PM

mojodragon: FloydA: leevis: Theaetetus: [imgs.xkcd.com image 573x158]

Sorry, but the Batman theme doesn't actually have any lyrics. That's just horns blowing.

You are mistaken.   Proof


But there are still a few problems

1. It's "Hey hey hey, goodbye"
2. Should have doubled the "na's" for batman
3. I don't know what katamari damacy is
4.
5. There is no number 4

/Googled Katamari Damacy.  Looked familiar, but I had never played it before.



1. No, it's "hey hey", they just stretch the second "hey" into 2 syllables (i.e. "hey hey-ay").
2. Agreed.
3. Probably for the best.
 
2013-11-22 03:30:22 PM
I think you guys are looking at this wrong.  It's not a FAIL, this guy's brilliant.  He only made one letter, but the mystery drew the attention of the local TV news, and now it's on an international website.  He still got the name "Tina" out there, AND his full name is attached to the report so Tina knows exactly who's trying to reach out to her.

And he didn't have to go to all of the trouble of writing those last two letters.  He put forth less effort AND got the result he desired.  Smart.
 
2013-11-22 03:46:13 PM
Maybe that was here response to date him?? "Na...."
 
2013-11-22 03:51:12 PM

Spaced Lion: Venture Brothers did it better.


Yeah, it was just a lower case T, and he set it on fire so she could see it at night.
 
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