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(Orlando Sentinel)   Prostitute tries to bring her kid to "bring your child to work" day. Oh dear   (thesent.nl) divider line 51
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2013-11-22 12:21:33 PM
Alisia Alverez and her John were in the motel room making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
 
2013-11-22 12:21:46 PM
The article ends with a teaser about her motive being in a separate article, but the separate article doesn't clear up why she found it important to take her baby with her while turning tricks.
 
2013-11-22 12:22:57 PM
Look, he's got to learn how to eat clam somewhere. This is what home schooling is all about.
 
2013-11-22 12:23:22 PM
"It's $20 for BJ, $50 for half-and-half, $100 for Greek, and it's an extra $50 if you want the baby to watch."
 
2013-11-22 12:26:14 PM

"bring your child to work" day


Prosti-tot.
 
2013-11-22 12:26:46 PM
Photo of the baby after the arrest...

i71.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-22 12:26:57 PM
when I clicked on the link the random ad above her said "one year of fun for only 89.95" ---I just had to laugh.
 
2013-11-22 12:27:14 PM
"Hey, baby, need a lift?"
"Sure, honey. You're not a cop, are you?"
"Hey, lady, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the baby....But if you're up for a three-way, you can tag along."
 
2013-11-22 12:28:22 PM

ChipNASA: Photo of the baby after the arrest...

[i71.photobucket.com image 700x525]


I wish that was my son.
 
2013-11-22 12:30:08 PM
[Drives up to the ho, looks at her baby.] "So...it looks like you're not going to insist I use protection?"
 
2013-11-22 12:30:17 PM
"ChipNASA [TotalFark]: photo of the baby after the arrest..."

Is that mustard on his arm? Was he diaper diving again?
 
2013-11-22 12:30:37 PM
What kind of drugs? cause if it aint Meth... shes a maybe
 
2013-11-22 12:30:55 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: "Hey, baby, need a lift?"
"Sure, honey. You're not a cop, are you?"
"Hey, lady, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the baby....But if you're up for a three-way, you can tag along."

4.bp.blogspot.comewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-22 12:31:13 PM
Well, at least it'll shut that kid up and his constant "Mommy? Where did I come from?" questions.
 
2013-11-22 12:31:24 PM
Florida!
Florida!
Florida!
 
2013-11-22 12:31:39 PM
Reminds me of:

"Remember, this was 3 o'clock in the morning. I looked out the window, and there was a farking baby standing on the corner. And the baby didn't even look scared, he was just standing there. And it made me sad you know, because I wanted to help the baby. I was like, "Mm mm I don't trust you either, click! clllick! The old baby-on-the-corner trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shiat. But where is this limousine driver?" As time goes by I start feeling worse, I was like, "What the hell is wrong with me, I'm scared of a baby! But this baby could be in trouble, he may need my help. I gotta do something." But I wasn't gonna get out of the car. I'm serious, man. I just cranked the window open a little bit. "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the fark are you doing up?" The baby says, "I'm selling weed, nubian!"
 
2013-11-22 12:31:58 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: "It's $20 for BJ, $50 for half-and-half, $100 for Greek, and it's an extra $50 if you want the baby to watch."


bp0.blogger.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-22 12:32:08 PM
[insert reference to Jodie Foster]
 
2013-11-22 12:32:23 PM
I've seen this porn before! Except, oddly enough, the "mom" only looked 5 years older than the kid... maybe it was fake?
 
2013-11-22 12:32:25 PM
"So, do you cater to fetishes?"
"Yeah, anything but brown showers. My colleague here takes care of those." [Baby looks at the John, grimaces, loads diaper.]
 
2013-11-22 12:35:02 PM
being as this is Florida, I am just glad she didn't ask if the baby could join in on a threesome.
 
2013-11-22 12:35:43 PM
The baby's just there to cater to the guys looking for a real spinner.
 
2013-11-22 12:36:02 PM
Elitists!
 
2013-11-22 12:36:07 PM
Seamus?
 
2013-11-22 12:36:23 PM
Baby tells John, these breast are mine.
 
2013-11-22 12:36:33 PM

zulius: I've seen this porn before! Except, oddly enough, the "mom" only looked 5 years older than the kid... maybe it was fake?


The old man in the diaper isn't an actual baby, despite what the pacifier implies.
 
2013-11-22 12:38:27 PM
Rule of thumb: any john who'll pick up a hooker wearing a Baby Bjorn (with a baby in it) is not someone whose car said hooker should get into, under any circumstances.
 
2013-11-22 12:38:52 PM
I don't see the big deal.

Someone has to hold the camera.
 
2013-11-22 12:40:46 PM
It's hard for a prostitute to find a baby-sitter.

Everybody they know is either a prostitute, a pimp, or a cop. Would you trust your child to one of these people?

Also, babysitters are really expensive. Some of them charge by the quarter hour. No wait. That's lawyers. Babysitters are worse. Everything in your house is a "fringe benefit".

Finally, they wouldn't be prostitutes if they had a mother or grandmother who was willing to look after the baby at home while they were out, would they?
 
2013-11-22 12:41:22 PM
richard pryor?
 
2013-11-22 12:41:26 PM
She allegedly wanted to work the streets as a hooker.

Find out why.


Because the baby's her pimp?

/"Biatch better have my money and my binkey."
 
2013-11-22 12:46:48 PM
....So baby gimme that toot toot
And let me give you that beep beep
Runnin' her hands through my 'fro
Bouncin' on four-month-olds.

--R. Kelly, "Ignition" (rejected first draft lyrics)
 
2013-11-22 12:51:29 PM
img.fark.netimg.fark.net

Marry me!
 
2013-11-22 12:54:53 PM
Aw, no. It's time for the feeding again. Listen, you don't mind the baby breasfeeding while I suck you off, do you? You can just rest your balls on the baby's head. No, it's fine. Calms him down usually, like a soft warm head blanket.

Aw, no. Between your spunk and the baby's spitting up my hair's going to look like an iced Christmas pudding all day.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-22 01:04:54 PM
img.fark.net
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-22 01:08:21 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: "Hey, baby, need a lift?"
"Sure, honey. You're not a cop, are you?"
"Hey, lady, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the baby....But if you're up for a three-way, you can tag along."


szandeszblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-22 01:14:30 PM
It's a deal....but you have to get that little one over there back inside me"
 
2013-11-22 01:17:53 PM
Just another proud woman making decisions no one can critisize Cruz mysoginy. Feminism.
 
2013-11-22 01:19:22 PM

Langdon Alger: when I clicked on the link the random ad above her said "one year of fun for only 89.95" ---I just had to laugh.


Mine too.  Not a bad price.
 
2013-11-22 01:24:56 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net

That's just eww.
 
2013-11-22 01:27:34 PM
Any nudes?
 
2013-11-22 02:18:32 PM
And that little boy grew up to be Rorschach.

and now you know... the rest of the story!
 
2013-11-22 02:57:47 PM
Relevant:

http://youtu.be/6iKQB3AssD8


/turn the page
 
2013-11-22 02:58:10 PM
Metallica covered this in their Turn the Page video. Seriously, you really feel for that poor girl

Watch it, but there are some NSFW parts.
 
2013-11-22 03:32:47 PM

Whatthefark


Metallica covered this in their Turn the Page video. Seriously, you really feel for that poor girl


Until you get the part at the end where she says that she would not change a single decision she's made in her life.
 
2013-11-22 04:40:15 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: "It's $20 for BJ, $50 for half-and-half, $100 for Greek, and it's an extra $50 if you want the baby to watch."


Hmm, gonna have to goggle the Greek one.
 
2013-11-22 07:10:26 PM
www.panelsonpages.com

It's not so bad, the kid could grow up to be a superhero ...
 
2013-11-22 07:15:24 PM
Find out why.

And there's no link to more content or even a slideshow. What a let down.

/mug shot screams, "What? Me worry?"
 
2013-11-22 07:44:04 PM
Looking for Rorschach. Leaving happy.
 
2013-11-22 09:21:34 PM
Hookers need day care.
 
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