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(Never Underdressed)   Find us a female empowerment scene, and we'll show you a hair swoosh to match it. Girl   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Molly Ringwald, Rita Hayworth, hair swoosh, humans, Cher, girls, Azealia Banks, evening gowns  
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2739 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Nov 2013 at 9:53 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-22 10:01:45 AM  
Never use the swoosh as a crutch.  Utilization and timing must be limited and precise to be effective.
Many moons ago I had this conversation with a girl whom we referred to as Captain Caveman.  She also utilized the stand at the top of the stairs with a short skirt gambit.
Transparent ploys are such a turn off.  Unless, I suppose,  it's 3AM.
2013-11-22 10:02:52 AM  
Female empowerment! NSFW!

2013-11-22 10:05:39 AM  
Yeah, I remember that one empowerment scene from g. i. Jane and that other one from the girl with the dragon tattoo
2013-11-22 10:38:17 AM  
Luci Lu's speech before the council:

"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your farking head. Just like this farker here. Now, if any of you sons of biatches got anything else to say, now's the farking time!  "

/Like a BOSS!
2013-11-22 11:53:58 AM  
okay this one is good
2013-11-23 08:21:27 PM  
Men do it too. Hell, I do it as a joke seeing that I'm bald.
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