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(Mirror.co.uk)   Wine made by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is voted world's best. Reviewer says it is "refined and elegant, with pure flavors of red berry, tangerine and melon." Oh, wait. That's what he was saying about Jolie   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Angelina Jolie, melons, Brangelina, color commentator, Wine Spectator  
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2013-11-22 07:29:47 AM  
I'd taste her.

/can't stand wine
 
2013-11-22 07:34:51 AM  
No melons, surely
 
2013-11-22 08:19:09 AM  

KWess: No melons, surely


i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-22 08:33:01 AM  
Her farts smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls.
 
2013-11-22 08:39:55 AM  
If it has "red berry", tangerine, and melon, can any of them be considered "pure"?
 
2013-11-22 08:41:19 AM  
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Yum...veiny goodness...

Sorry, Team Aniston for me. Less tats, less kids, less Billy Bob residue...

4.bp.blogspot.comwww.celebsource.org
 
2013-11-22 09:10:23 AM  
I'm sure they crushed the grapes and did all the other work themselves.

zappaisfrank: [img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x774][hanopolis.com image 520x558]

Yum...veiny goodness...

Sorry, Team Aniston for me. Less tats, less kids, less Billy Bob residue...

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2013-11-22 09:29:41 AM  
"Best Rose" is like winning the NIT.
 
2013-11-22 09:32:18 AM  
It's children, dammit!  Chateau Miraval Rose is made of adopted children!!!!
 
2013-11-22 10:35:36 AM  

RussianPooper: "Best Rose" is like winning the NIT.


Came here to say that.
 
2013-11-22 11:31:10 AM  

KWess: No melons, surely


The original formula has bigger melon flavors, but they got removed.
 
2013-11-22 04:38:00 PM  

eyeq360: KWess: No melons, surely

The original formula has bigger melon flavors, but they got removed.


Yep. Sad day for melon fans everywhere, but we'll always have Gia. Not even the risk of cancer can take that away.
 
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