berylman: 5 irons are the preferred bludgeoning weapon of those in the know. Also, I had a doe deer wander into my house through an open door in the back. When I saw it in the kitchen I freaked and not knowing what to do at first just screamed 'Get out of here!'. The deer casually left out the same door it came in like a cool customer. No blood was spilled and I keep that door closed now. /csb
akya: I'd like to see an actor ad-lib an explanation.
Bartman66: I hope he didn't grab a one iron.... because there is no way he was going to have a pure hit or make any type of good connection with the deer.
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