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(CBS Chicago)   Man emerges from shower and grabs a golf club to chase a deer out of his house; proving that shower caddies are indeed very useful   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 22
    More: Strange, golfclub, Chicago-style pizza, Callaway, deer, pins, showers, tags, criminal contempt  
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2013-11-22 07:37:23 AM  
That's rough, but you have to admit that guy has balls.
 
2013-11-22 08:42:09 AM  
You could probably make a couple of bottles of Jagermeister with all that deer blood.
 
2013-11-22 08:57:32 AM  
MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHRRRRR!!!!1!!!one11!
 
2013-11-22 08:57:33 AM  
Oh lawd that's a good headline.
 
2013-11-22 08:58:53 AM  
Shouldn't have pulled the driver. A fairway wood may sacrifice a bit of distance, but it's a lot easier to control.
 
2013-11-22 09:05:11 AM  
5 irons are the preferred bludgeoning weapon of those in the know.  Also, I had a doe deer wander into my house through an open door in the back.  When I saw it in the kitchen I freaked and not knowing what to do at first just screamed 'Get out of here!'.  The deer casually left out the same door it came in like a cool customer.  No blood was spilled and I keep that door closed now. /csb
 
2013-11-22 09:05:45 AM  

Man emerges from shower and grabs a golf club to chase a deer out of his house


This sounds like a wedge issue. He just wanted to drive the deer back into the woods.
 
2013-11-22 09:08:45 AM  
He was playing for a buck a hole.
 
2013-11-22 09:23:35 AM  
Broke his antler. Good souvenir.
 
2013-11-22 09:26:14 AM  
I'd be teed off
 
2013-11-22 09:35:02 AM  
Worst porn ever
 
2013-11-22 09:37:05 AM  
I hope he didn't grab a one iron.... because there is no way he was going to have a pure hit or make any type of good connection with the deer.
 
2013-11-22 09:42:34 AM  
"I was screaming at him, 'Get out of my house, get out of my house!'" he says.

And the deer replied "Sir, I don't really have the concept of possession. What is yours was mine and it was taken without my permission or knowledge. Also, I don't understand or speak English good.

What I do know, sir. Your property has caused me grievous injury. You shall get a visit from a Lawyer Deer. And he's a 12 point buck. A while back, he pushed a hunter off a cliff. Now he uses the binoculars that hang on the branch to look for other hunters. No one messes with him, chump!"
 
2013-11-22 10:01:27 AM  
Good one subby!
 
2013-11-22 10:21:35 AM  

berylman: 5 irons are the preferred bludgeoning weapon of those in the know.  Also, I had a doe deer wander into my house through an open door in the back.  When I saw it in the kitchen I freaked and not knowing what to do at first just screamed 'Get out of here!'.  The deer casually left out the same door it came in like a cool customer.  No blood was spilled and I keep that door closed now. /csb


A similar situation happened at my University.  Some of the hallways have floor to ceiling windows.  A deer jumped through one, shattering it, and cutting him up.  he then walked into the theater, and collapsed dead on the stage (during a play practice).  Probably one of the weirdest things that's ever happened.  Would've been better if a play was going on.. I'd like to see an actor ad-lib an explanation.
 
2013-11-22 10:23:47 AM  

akya: I'd like to see an actor ad-lib an explanation.


"Oh, Deer"
 
2013-11-22 10:37:52 AM  
Skakel?
 
2013-11-22 10:40:25 AM  
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Happy thanksgiving, love Rudolph.
 
2013-11-22 10:49:41 AM  

Bartman66: I hope he didn't grab a one iron.... because there is no way he was going to have a pure hit or make any type of good connection with the deer.


No, no, no, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.
 
2013-11-22 01:41:28 PM  
scans headline...

oh dear me...
 
2013-11-22 02:22:29 PM  
Naked man swinging his club coming out of the shower? Par for the course.
 
2013-11-22 05:02:28 PM  
So he is a naked Man-a-tee?
 
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