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(AZCentral)   Man accused of punching a cop who tried to arrest him for stealing a bottle of fortified wine. Are you mad, dog? (Bonus: Instagram photo effect on his mugshot)   (azcentral.com) divider line 15
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2013-11-22 01:04:45 AM  
You rang?
 
2013-11-22 01:10:58 AM  
Authorities said Morris stole a bottle of MD 20/20, a flavored fortified wine,

Thank you Danika Worthington for that fascinating tidbit.
 
2013-11-22 01:14:01 AM  
Authorities said Morris stole a bottle of MD 20/20, a flavored fortified wine

Yeah... I guess rat piss and puke could be considered a flavor
 
2013-11-22 06:57:58 AM  
Mad Dog?

Way to aim high, dude.
 
2013-11-22 08:20:49 AM  
Will someone hold the guy? He's falling.
 
2013-11-22 08:26:46 AM  
He's got anger issues because his parents didn't let him have two a's in his first name. Mucked him up but good.
 
2013-11-22 08:28:35 AM  
+1 for subby
 
2013-11-22 08:29:39 AM  
walkingdeadseason3.net


sup?
 
2013-11-22 09:16:13 AM  
Had to look up what 'fortified' wine was.  Learn something new everyday [wiki].
 
2013-11-22 09:26:47 AM  
Without Boone's Farm, Ripple, and Mad Dog 20/20, a lot of us would have never made it through high school.

/95 cents a bottle in 1969.

i120.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-22 09:33:01 AM  

PainInTheASP: Mad Dog?

Way to aim high, dude.


Really - somebody trying to stop you from drinking that shiat is doing you a favor.
 
2013-11-22 09:43:10 AM  

rvesco: Without Boone's Farm, Ripple, and Mad Dog 20/20, a lot of us would have never made it through high school.

/95 cents a bottle in 1969.

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This
 
2013-11-22 10:15:11 AM  
Was his name Jeremiah? Was he a bullfrog?
 
2013-11-22 10:57:36 AM  
Steal the wine, punch that cop
Steal the wine, punch that cop
Punch that cop
Steal the wine Steal the wine Steal the wine Steal the wine Steal the wine Steal the wine Steal the wine
Punch that cop
 
2013-11-23 06:14:13 PM  
Isac F. Morris? It's obvious that this is the result of his poverty-stricken childhood. His parents couldn't even afford all the letters for his name.
 
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