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(9 News)   Colorado: It's time we had a talk about your snow covered patio furniture   (9news.com) divider line 105
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2013-11-22 09:55:10 AM
Ok, that was better than I thought it was going to be.  The demon horse with crazy laser eyes comment got me.

/easily amused.
 
2013-11-22 10:09:16 AM

blatz514: Ok, that was better than I thought it was going to be.  The demon horse with crazy laser eyes comment got me.

/easily amused.


That was better than I thought it would be as well.  But I think the reason they get so many patio furniture shots is not only because it is easy to take a picture out the window, but because it is a quick way to show just how much snow there is.  It is utilitarian in that respect, but not very creative.
 
2013-11-22 10:21:17 AM
And what's up with these lazy ass farkers who take pictures of tornadoes as they rush to their shelters?  Take one for the team and strap yourself to a tree!
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-11-22 11:03:37 AM
Demon horse w/crazy laser eyes @ 1:43, but it's funniest if you sit through the video.  You can tell the reporter has had it in for that horse for a long time, and was super glad to include it on the piece.  It's almost a non-sequitur.
 
2013-11-22 11:36:50 AM
I plead for higher quality porn, are my desires answered? No.
 
2013-11-22 11:38:47 AM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I plead for higher quality porn, are my desires answered? No.


big fan of bullet holes, stretch marks, and incision scars huh?
 
2013-11-22 11:39:43 AM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I plead for higher quality porn, are my desires answered? No.


would that be 3d porn in 1080p ?
 
2013-11-22 11:40:39 AM
Ow, my snowballs!
 
2013-11-22 11:40:51 AM
OH TEH HUMANITY!~!!!

www.tennantkids.com
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-11-22 11:41:38 AM

farbekrieg: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I plead for higher quality porn, are my desires answered? No.

big fan of bullet holes, stretch marks, and incision scars huh?


Totally.  I love it when when I can see a grin, whether or not the chick is smiling.
 
2013-11-22 11:41:38 AM

433: Demon horse w/crazy laser eyes @ 1:43, but it's funniest if you sit through the video.  You can tell the reporter has had it in for that horse for a long time, and was super glad to include it on the piece.  It's almost a non-sequitur.


I'm not too sure. The horse is well known.

It even killed its creator. Surprised he didn't mention that.
 
2013-11-22 11:41:55 AM
I guess you actually can drop the lapel mic.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-11-22 11:43:31 AM

impaler: It even killed its creator.


I've never heard of it.
It killed its creator?
That is so metal.
 
2013-11-22 11:45:51 AM
Couldn't be they're using it as a frame of reference so you can see how much snow there is, that would make too much sense.
 
2013-11-22 11:45:53 AM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I plead for higher quality porn, are my desires answered? No.


If you can't find quality porn on the internet these days you're simply not looking hard enough.
 
2013-11-22 11:46:04 AM
siliconangle.com
 
2013-11-22 11:46:35 AM

ChipNASA: OH TEH HUMANITY!~!!!

[www.tennantkids.com image 743x480]


I remember that being another one of Obama's massive failures of leadership.
 
2013-11-22 11:49:18 AM
He even made fun of Casa Bonita.  He has no shame.  hehe
 
2013-11-22 11:50:23 AM

433: impaler: It even killed its creator.

I've never heard of it.
It killed its creator?
That is so metal.


It's at the airport (DIA).  Evil lil' bastard.  Google DIA horse or DIA horse kills
 
2013-11-22 11:50:35 AM
I think this is less a problem with Coloradans in general and more a problem with people who send pictures in to morning news programs.
I put them on the same level as mail.aol chain letter people.  You really expect that Suburban housewife to open the door and step out into the yard?  Or *gasp* even leave Parker to get a picture of Castle Rock?  pffft.
 
2013-11-22 11:50:56 AM

HMS_Blinkin: ChipNASA: OH TEH HUMANITY!~!!!

[www.tennantkids.com image 743x480]

I remember that being another one of Obama's massive failures of leadership.


Well they *are* white.
 
2013-11-22 11:52:02 AM
Ah, for chrissakes, put yer damn patio furniture away in the winter.

/Minnesota
//get off my lawn
 
2013-11-22 11:52:20 AM

Odoriferous Queef: [siliconangle.com image 300x199]


static.comicvine.com

"I'll be on the deck out back"
 
2013-11-22 11:53:21 AM
That was pretty good. Although I was pretty impressed with that one round table that had five feet of snow piled on like a cone.
 
2013-11-22 11:53:30 AM

Wrongo: Ah, for chrissakes, put yer damn patio furniture away in the winter.

/Minnesota
//get off my lawn


In Colorado, you can still use it in the winter.  Gotta love that warm mountain sun,
 
2013-11-22 11:56:02 AM

optimistic_cynic: Couldn't be they're using it as a frame of reference so you can see how much snow there is, that would make too much sense.


Yeah, he doesn't seem to understand that showing how much snow is on a table is a better representation of how much actually fell than showing shots of random areas that could have been affected by drifting.
 
2013-11-22 11:57:18 AM

Wrongo: Ah, for chrissakes, put yer damn patio furniture away in the winter.

/Minnesota
//get off my lawn


why?
 
2013-11-22 11:59:09 AM
I farking love the Demon Horse of DIA. The weird little cloud sculptures? Not so much.
 
2013-11-22 12:01:35 PM
Oh Colorado local news personalities....

How can you talk about weather for 40 minutes and tell me nothing?
And be so, so wrong all the time?

Focus on the doppler, not your hair-do or gimmicks.
 
2013-11-22 12:01:56 PM
Much better than I thought it was going to be.  First laugh of the day.  And dropping the mic t the end just finished if off for me.
 
2013-11-22 12:02:31 PM
Not one mention of the crappy taste in the actual patio furniture.

/Casa Bonita's food isn't worth feeding to the blue horse.
 
2013-11-22 12:03:36 PM
That was some hard-hitting journalism right there.  I'm glad there's still integrity in the business.
 
2013-11-22 12:05:57 PM

MassAsster: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I plead for higher quality porn, are my desires answered? No.

would that be 3d porn in 1080p ?


That would be horrifying. Especially if they pulled that cheesy gimmick that every 3D movie does where something always flies at your face.
 
2013-11-22 12:08:37 PM

Wrongo: Ah, for chrissakes, put yer damn patio furniture away in the winter.

/Minnesota
//get off my lawn


The funny thing is that winter comes and goes in the Denver metro. We went from a high of 59 on Wednesday to a high of 25 on Thursday. Next week it is supposed to be up near 60 again. So we need to be ready to cook on the grill and eat outside at any time.

/loves it here
 
2013-11-22 12:09:06 PM

abhorrent1: Wrongo: Ah, for chrissakes, put yer damn patio furniture away in the winter.

/Minnesota
//get off my lawn

why?


Because I am old and I always have. It's what we do in Minnesota. I have no idea why.
 
2013-11-22 12:10:03 PM
He'll get over it?
 
2013-11-22 12:10:15 PM

litespeed74: Oh Colorado local news personalities....

How can you talk about weather for 40 minutes and tell me nothing?
And be so, so wrong all the time?

Focus on the doppler, not your hair-do or gimmicks.


I have this theory that they shot for L.A, and landed in Denver.
 
2013-11-22 12:11:06 PM

Luse: MassAsster: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I plead for higher quality porn, are my desires answered? No.

would that be 3d porn in 1080p ?

That would be horrifying. Especially if they pulled that cheesy gimmick that every 3D movie does where something always flies at your face.


I wonder what they would use for that...
LMAO!
 
2013-11-22 12:13:54 PM

jst3p: Wrongo: Ah, for chrissakes, put yer damn patio furniture away in the winter.

/Minnesota
//get off my lawn

The funny thing is that winter comes and goes in the Denver metro. We went from a high of 59 on Wednesday to a high of 25 on Thursday. Next week it is supposed to be up near 60 again. So we need to be ready to cook on the grill and eat outside at any time.

/loves it here


I'm just jealous, truthfully. friends live there; they like to send photos of themselves in shirtsleeves.

/still grill all winter long
//fark blizzards, as long as the wind doesn't blow out the flame (I do stop using charcoal for the winter) I'm cooking
///can't get anyone to sit outside with me to eat
 
2013-11-22 12:14:30 PM
Fark you lazy news show you want good snow pictures go take your own or hire someone. Quit begging for free ones or accept what you get with gratitude.
 
2013-11-22 12:14:58 PM

ChipNASA: OH TEH HUMANITY!~!!!


Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-22 12:18:09 PM

Wrongo: jst3p: Wrongo: Ah, for chrissakes, put yer damn patio furniture away in the winter.

/Minnesota
//get off my lawn

The funny thing is that winter comes and goes in the Denver metro. We went from a high of 59 on Wednesday to a high of 25 on Thursday. Next week it is supposed to be up near 60 again. So we need to be ready to cook on the grill and eat outside at any time.

/loves it here

I'm just jealous, truthfully. friends live there; they like to send photos of themselves in shirtsleeves.

/still grill all winter long
//fark blizzards, as long as the wind doesn't blow out the flame (I do stop using charcoal for the winter) I'm cooking
///can't get anyone to sit outside with me to eat


Yeah, it's funny too. Due to a lack of humidity even 55 is comfortable short sleeve weather so long as the sun is shining and the wind is calm. When I lived in California 65 in San Fran was freezing compared to 55 in Colorado.
 
2013-11-22 12:21:24 PM
I enjoy the lack of crime and blood on the news here.
 
2013-11-22 12:21:27 PM
"ReapTheChaos:If you can't find quality porn on the internet these days you're simply not looking hard enough."

I thought the quality goes in, before the name goes on.
 
2013-11-22 12:26:28 PM
Hey, if Colorado owns snow, why do they PANIC when it snows?
When I was there they were screaming to stay home and use snow chains, while I powered by all of the cars stuck in the ditch.

Midwestern driver skills FTW.

//And, cowboy, you could give another driver a break once a while and pause to let them pull out.
 
2013-11-22 12:29:10 PM
Take your own pictures news people, it's called working. I'll be busy standing waist deep in icy water catching trout. Kthx.
 
2013-11-22 12:29:49 PM

What snow pics in Texas look like...




i134.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-22 12:30:36 PM
Fun fact: chanting Colorado backwards while burning a candle made of beeswax and human fat will summon an elder god.
 
2013-11-22 12:31:31 PM

netringer: Hey, if Colorado owns snow, why do they PANIC when it snows?
When I was there they were screaming to stay home and use snow chains, while I powered by all of the cars stuck in the ditch.

Midwestern driver skills FTW.

//And, cowboy, you could give another driver a break once a while and pause to let them pull out.


It's worse when it rains.

And it's due to the huge population of non-native Coloradans (like me).
 
2013-11-22 12:33:01 PM
the amount of texas drivers on the colorado roads is what makes this place impossible to drive in.
bet me.
 
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