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(CBC)   Gates Foundation grant will fund development of graphene condoms to wrap your nanorod   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Gates Foundation, Graphene, concept design, global health, composite materials, grand challenge, Andre Geim, Nobel Prize for Physics  
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888 clicks; posted to Geek » on 22 Nov 2013 at 7:09 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-22 08:35:29 AM  
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I prefer the Baby Fish method.

The  Baby Fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on semen, absorbing all ejaculate and fluids and then excreting sonic impulses that trigger intense vibrations picked up by nerve signals in the passion centers of labia, the practical upshot of which is that if drop your drawers, stiffen up the old pan-galactic gargle-blaster, and insert one into your urethra, during sex you can instantly convey your sense of urgency and lust to your partner.

The downshot is getting it out when the nano-fiber string tied around its tail snaps.
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