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(Decatur Daily)   City officials evacuate half the town due to a suspicious package. I'm not going to say it was pot, but...yeah   (decaturdaily.com) divider line 24
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2013-11-21 08:07:20 PM
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com


Ohh...oh god...do people actually smoke this shiat?! It looks like something Bigfoot shiat out.

/Don't support this
//Buy high quality
 
2013-11-21 08:15:32 PM
So I'm going to say it was THE bomb and not A bomb?

*Looks at the pic*

Nope, not that either.
 
2013-11-21 08:16:46 PM

scottydoesntknow: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 760x456]


Ohh...oh god...do people actually smoke this shiat?! It looks like something Bigfoot shiat out.

/Don't support this
//Buy high quality


Jesus, Bigfoot needs more fiber in his diet.
 
2013-11-22 04:18:03 AM
Police spokesman Brown later said, "What package?"
 
2013-11-22 04:18:32 AM

scottydoesntknow: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 760x456]


Ohh...oh god...do people actually smoke this shiat?! It looks like something Bigfoot shiat out.

/Don't support this
//Buy high quality


Lordy, that is some shwag from Hell. Why would anyone even bother importing that nasty looking brick-o-seeds-n-stems?
 
2013-11-22 04:25:33 AM

cc_rider: scottydoesntknow: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 760x456]


Ohh...oh god...do people actually smoke this shiat?! It looks like something Bigfoot shiat out.

/Don't support this
//Buy high quality

Lordy, that is some shwag from Hell. Why would anyone even bother importing that nasty looking brick-o-seeds-n-stems?


Seeded weed from parts of the world where weed has been grown a long time are a different deal. Many of those strains produce relatively high THC content in their natural breeding cycle. For example, Colombian Gold, Thai Stick, and  Panama Red were all very potent strains that were popular in the seventies. Some of that stuff was actually quite strong - the modern approach is not the only approach that works - it just doesn't take generations.
Of course, almost all the seeded weed you see anymore is just ditch weed - but that's just low standards - seeded weed CAN be good.
 
2013-11-22 04:27:50 AM
Judging by the color, that used to be some good purple. Until the dipshiat compressed it.
 
2013-11-22 04:28:16 AM
Have some pity on this sad little package.  It was seduced and abandoned.
 
2013-11-22 04:31:03 AM

cc_rider: scottydoesntknow: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 760x456]


Ohh...oh god...do people actually smoke this shiat?! It looks like something Bigfoot shiat out.

/Don't support this
//Buy high quality

Lordy, that is some shwag from Hell. Why would anyone even bother importing that nasty looking brick-o-seeds-n-stems?


someone without taste buds will buy this ditchweed schwag to help them (cartels) fund their murderous organizations.

war on drugs is so stupid... if we had American cannabis production legalized we could pretty much bankrupt the cartels b/c no one would buy that brick crap and they'd lose most of their profits. then we could focus on the Heisenbergs of the world (meth will ruin your brain) as that is probably the most dangerous thing out now
 
2013-11-22 04:32:03 AM

scottydoesntknow: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 760x456]


Ohh...oh god...do people actually smoke this shiat?! It looks like something Bigfoot shiat out.

/Don't support this
//Buy high quality


Looks like someone smuggled it in his butt but forgot it there for half a week.
 
2013-11-22 04:49:24 AM

jso2897: seeded weed CAN be good.


True, but if the same weed were denied any pollen whatsoever, it'd be miles better - producing seed takes a metric farkton of energy, and that energy would be put into trichome production.
 
2013-11-22 06:51:45 AM

khyberkitsune: Judging by the color, that used to be some good purple. Until the dipshiat compressed it.


yeah, watch out for those FoodSaver devices...
 
2013-11-22 06:54:40 AM
Why the Asinine tag?  Yeah, a suspicious package is usually going to turn out to be nothing, but one attached to a railcar full of lethal gas?  Evacuating a large radius is not asinine.  Actually buying that bag of garbage in TFA is what's asinine.


/by 'garbage' I mean terrible quality weed, not weed in general
 
2013-11-22 07:24:16 AM
Agrreed that the mexi-scwag looks like.....welll bricked up mexi-schwag, but Farkers need to remember that much. if not most, of the country does not have access to high quality smoke, and mexi-schwag may be all they can find.

After looking at that picture I am glad that I live in one 20ish States allow medical mmj.
 
2013-11-22 08:52:43 AM
I used Assinine because my kid texted me at 11am in absolute panic because they were being told that terrorists had taken over a local chemical plant and they they were evacuating the schools.  I tuned he radio and get a similar story.  Seemed pretty asinine at the time.

By the way, the local newspaper kept their head and had the story right pretty quickly.
 
2013-11-22 10:29:41 AM
Shortly after 9/11 I got stuck in a Wal-Mart for over an hour because of a suspicious package in the parking lot. I did what any sane person would do under the circumstances. I stopped shopping at Wal-Mart.

/I'll never get stuck in one ever again.
//Sorry, were you expecting a cool story?
 
2013-11-22 11:57:14 AM

uttertosh: producing seed takes a metric farkton of energy, and that energy would be put into trichome production.


This is absolute nonsense. The energy that goes to seed production comes from the blue/green range. THC is produced by ultraviolet. Different biological processes, different power sources.

~Signed
Your Global Horticultural Research Director
 
2013-11-22 02:16:20 PM

khyberkitsune: uttertosh: producing seed takes a metric farkton of energy, and that energy would be put into trichome production.

This is absolute nonsense. The energy that goes to seed production comes from the blue/green range. THC is produced by ultraviolet. Different biological processes, different power sources.

~Signed
Your Global Horticultural Research Director



Sooo... why the fark does EVERYONE, who grows (indoor) use blue for veg, and red for budding? (and has pure green for 'nights'?)

Seriously, if you think for a moment that allowing a flower to produce seed makes no impact at all on cannabinoid production of a plant, you're dumber than a bag of rocks, soaked in creationist cum.

/has grown for 20+ years
//indoor and out
 
2013-11-22 02:38:45 PM
Why the hell did they have a train with a non-trivial (or any) amount of hydrogen fluorine on it?  What the living fark?
 
2013-11-22 03:07:29 PM

khyberkitsune: Your Global Horticultural Research Director


In fact, if producing seed takes up none of the energy that, in your opinion, could be, ime*, going towards cannabinoid production, then why does medicinal stuff never have seeds? Why is it that sensimella is the 'holy grail' of growing?

Why don't you eff off back under the rock of ignorance that you trolled outfromunder?

Go talk to someone who doesn't know what their talking about, you muppet.

/experience, son, experience.
 
2013-11-22 05:34:16 PM

bluefoxicy: Why the hell did they have a train with a non-trivial (or any) amount of hydrogen fluorine on it?  What the living fark?


How else are they supposed to transport it?  Probably a lot safer on train than truck.

This doesn't seem asinine, pretty reasonable when you have an unknown package on a tampered with tanker containing toxic chemicals coming in internationally.
 
2013-11-23 01:35:36 AM

uttertosh: why the fark does EVERYONE, who grows (indoor) use blue for veg, and red for budding? (and has pure green for 'nights'?)

Seriously, if you think for a moment that allowing a flower to produce seed makes no impact at all on cannabinoid production of a plant, you're dumber than a bag of rocks, soaked in creationist cum.


Yea, and I've been featured in High Times, and scoped out for the knowledge globally.

Perhaps you should take some basic plant biology lessons. Learn about the pathways that make things go.

And the people that grow indoors use blue for veg and red for flower because that's how they've been MARKETED TO.

Oh, and the green light, saying it won't do anything to your plants? Pure marketing as well. In fact, green light drives photosynthesis better (has higher quantum yield) -
http://pcp.oxfordjournals.org/content/50/4/684.full

Which means if it drives photosynthesis, it affects a farking light cycle if it's in great enough quantity.

You're wrong. Plain and simple.

You're the same kind of person that says autoflowers are weak, I would wager. Time to wake up and catch up with the REAL SCIENTISTS, because you home growers without access to research labs are just talking out your stoned and fried mind.

/licensed medical patient
/licensed state grower
/develops LED lighting for individual crop types, for global companies
/also runs a cannabis genetics preservation bank
/featured on a BBC Program for his no-light growing technology
/waiting to see a degree equivalent to 4 years of school plus 15 years of professional growing experience and funded research
/you just got slashed the fark up, son.
 
2013-11-23 05:02:59 AM

khyberkitsune: you just got slashed the fark up, son.


yup.

Thanks for the bichslap. I needed it.

/away to investigate breath-o-lizer activated laptops for christmas.
 
2013-11-23 05:09:09 AM

khyberkitsune: You're the same kind of person that says autoflowers are weak, I would wager


no, actually, i've never had that experience with them - NL is my best autoflower, and best height to yeild.

do you have any strains of AF that you'd particularly recommend?
 
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