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(CNN)   Mall collapse traps dozens in fLatvia   (cnn.com) divider line 66
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2013-11-21 05:43:11 PM
Sound like much mashed potato.  Of course is silly. No Latvian have potato in first place.
 
2013-11-21 06:43:17 PM

Equilibrist: Sound like much mashed potato.  Of course is silly. No Latvian have potato in first place.


Are you getting enough oxygen?
 
2013-11-21 07:29:16 PM

nekom: Equilibrist: Sound like much mashed potato.  Of course is silly. No Latvian have potato in first place.

Are you getting enough oxygen?


You not get enough Latvian jokes. Is OK. Much like potato, not everybody can get.
 
2013-11-21 07:32:35 PM
Ohh, subby....

i.imgbox.com
 
2013-11-21 07:35:49 PM
Three Latvian are brag about sons. "My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want," say first Latvian. "Zo?" second say, "My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!" Third Latvian wait long time, then say, "My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over." "Wow! You are win us," say others. But all are feel sad.
 
2013-11-21 08:01:30 PM
Two Latvian look at clouds

One see potato

Other see impossible dream

Is same cloud
 
2013-11-21 08:08:37 PM
Latvian joke some people not know. Now bag is out of cat.
 
2013-11-21 08:19:38 PM
mall collapse in Latvia... more like Flatvia, amirite?
 
2013-11-21 08:22:39 PM

mainstreet62: Latvian joke some people not know. Now bag is out of cat.


Of course cat not in bag. Was eat weeks ago. Now am hungry again.
 
2013-11-21 08:52:56 PM
Potato walk into bar. All in bar have surprise at potato. One man jump potato and eat. Realize is actually dog. All realize was illusion from hunger. Is sad time for all.
 
2013-11-21 09:11:07 PM
Two Latvian in dark place no power. Only light bulb and potato. Smart one cut potato in half, put bulb inside light come. Split rest of potato then go get help.

Dumb one eat other half potato fall down stair and die. Sad time for all.
 
2013-11-21 09:19:17 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Inconsolable.
 
2013-11-21 09:20:44 PM
Latvia had a mall?
 
2013-11-21 09:21:25 PM
Does Latvia have building codes?
 
2013-11-21 09:22:38 PM
Latvian walk into bank. Now liquid. Stuck in river.
 
2013-11-21 09:22:56 PM
The country's national news agency LETA, citing a government official, reported there were four deaths.

The government official whom was cited:

www.shadowlocked.com
 
2013-11-21 09:26:17 PM
Keep wanting to read that as Latveria.
 
2013-11-21 09:26:18 PM
goodcomics.comicbookresources.com

RIP Latveria

/hot link
//am I doing this right?
///old meme is still old meme
////slashies!
 
2013-11-21 09:26:52 PM

Mole Man: [goodcomics.comicbookresources.com image 750x252]

RIP Latveria

/hot link
//am I doing this right?
///old meme is still old meme
////slashies!


Never understood why even Doom would cry in that issue.
 
2013-11-21 09:29:05 PM
It's beginning to seem a latke like potato.
 
2013-11-21 09:29:09 PM
"He said it appeared building materials stored on the roof caused the roof to collapse."

Who the hell store building material on the farking roof? I have a pallet of plywood out behind my house right now, when the delivery guy asked where I wanted it, it never occurred to me to say "Yeah just set it up there on the roof would ya."
 
2013-11-21 09:33:12 PM
Two Latvian walk down road.

One say Latvian mall collapse.

Other say Latvia have mall?
 
2013-11-21 09:36:40 PM
Knock knock
Who is there?
Latvian, please open door. is cold.


Knock knock
Who is there?
Potato santa, I am here to give free potatoes
Man open door, just kidding, is secret police

God damn I love these jokes, they're horrible but they're amazing. Havent seen a good one since LL died down.
 
2013-11-21 09:38:37 PM
That store looks like it already two strikes against it.
 
2013-11-21 09:45:28 PM

vodka: Does Latvia have building codes?


Probably post USSR.

The stuff the USSR build didn't collapse much, but weren't malls either.
 
2013-11-21 09:46:43 PM

BKITU: Three Latvian are brag about sons. "My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want," say first Latvian. "Zo?" second say, "My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!" Third Latvian wait long time, then say, "My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over." "Wow! You are win us," say others. But all are feel sad.


Okay, zo... I didn't want laff.

But yes. Laff. I laff'd.
 
2013-11-21 09:53:14 PM
I lol'd

+1 subby
 
2013-11-21 09:57:48 PM
Q: How cold is collapse Latvia mall?

A: Very. Also dark.
 
2013-11-21 10:05:56 PM
Latvia family spend many day save money to buy potato. Give all money to strong first son who can carry most potato. Send him to mall to get potato. Son get potato, say "Yes family will have potato soon." But before son leave, mall fall on him. Family hungry and wait for son for many day because no TV. Family mad because think son run off with life saving. Curse son forever.
 
2013-11-21 10:10:08 PM
This thread is what I'd imagine if every Farker was Meow Said the Dog.
 
2013-11-21 10:12:57 PM
Man go to Riga fair. Use life saving for skill of rifle game to potato winning. Kill bad man, but no potato, only pamphlet of Zhukov.
 
2013-11-21 10:15:57 PM
No more Latvian lattes for a while.
 
2013-11-21 10:18:16 PM
Totally
 
2013-11-21 10:21:19 PM
life is short
life is shiat
and soon it will be over

/ sound better in original Latvian
 
2013-11-21 10:24:30 PM
Latvia man travel to mall with dog, potato and dead son. Latvia man hope to trade potato for daughter medicine and bury son who die from same disease in graveyard. He come to log bridge across ditch. Man can only go across with one thing. If he take potato, dog will eat son. If he take son, dog will eat potato. If he take dog, nothing happen, but if he go back for potato or son, dog will run away. Man think and sigh. "Forgive me God" say man to God, then he cross with potato. Man look back and see dog eat son and man cry.

Man stop crying to walk to mall. Trade potato for medicine. Man less sad. Last thought man had was healthy daughter and happy family, with son still live. But then mall fall on him. (Daughter actually die at home while man was thinking what to do at bridge.)
 
2013-11-21 10:24:39 PM
I know almost nothing about Latvia... but I am most amused (or mystified) by these numerous stories concerning potato.
 
2013-11-21 10:37:10 PM
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2013-11-21 10:41:35 PM

SirEattonHogg: I know almost nothing about Latvia... but I am most amused (or mystified) by these numerous stories concerning potato.


But are only stories of potato. Have not seen potato in many days. Also, your daughter just rape by soldier.
 
2013-11-21 11:08:15 PM
Today I learned about the existence of Latvian jokes and Doge.

So bleak.
Such rape.
No potato.
Wow.
 
2013-11-21 11:12:10 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Latvia man travel to mall with dog, potato and dead son. Latvia man hope to trade potato for daughter medicine and bury son who die from same disease in graveyard. He come to log bridge across ditch. Man can only go across with one thing. If he take potato, dog will eat son. If he take son, dog will eat potato. If he take dog, nothing happen, but if he go back for potato or son, dog will run away. Man think and sigh. "Forgive me God" say man to God, then he cross with potato. Man look back and see dog eat son and man cry.

Man stop crying to walk to mall. Trade potato for medicine. Man less sad. Last thought man had was healthy daughter and happy family, with son still live. But then mall fall on him. (Daughter actually die at home while man was thinking what to do at bridge.)


The Aristocracy!
 
2013-11-21 11:14:05 PM

Forty-Two: Today I learned about the existence of Latvian jokes and Doge.

So bleak.
Such rape.
No potato.
Wow.


Ha!
 
2013-11-21 11:20:22 PM
Would we say the construction was poorogi?
 
2013-11-21 11:22:01 PM

Forty-Two: Potato walk into bar. All in bar have surprise at potato. One man jump potato and eat. Realize is actually

doge. All realize was illusion from hunger. Is sad time for all.

ftfy
 
2013-11-21 11:23:57 PM
Man and woman walking through Latvian mall. Woman ask man, "what you like more, me or potato?" Man say "you." Woman not believe man, ask him why. Man answer, "because potato is just dream. You not." But, is no man. Woman hallucinate from starve.

Then mall collapse.
 
2013-11-21 11:26:09 PM

jso2897: Forty-Two: Potato walk into bar. All in bar have surprise at potato. One man jump potato and eat. Realize is actually doge. All realize was illusion from hunger. Is sad time for all.

ftfy


wow.
 
2013-11-21 11:32:13 PM
Latvia man, Russia man and Belarus man walk in Latvia forest. Find genie lamp and rub thinking it was shiny potato. Genie pop out and surprise all men. Genie say each get wish.

Belarus man say, "I wish all Belarus people go back to Belarus and be happy and freedom." And Genie say ok and poof Belarus man is poofed away. And Belarus never control by other country again.

Russia man say "Wow genie really work. Ok my wish is Russian people all go back to Russia and be happy with no secret police and president and prime minster not just two men switch places every few years." And Genie say ok and poof Russia man is poofed away. Also become Russia president.

Latvia man look left, look right. Genie ask "What you wish?" Latvia man ask "So all Russia and all Belarus finally out of Latvia?"

Genie say "Yes."

Latvia man say "Well I will have potato then."

Genie say ok and he will get some potato. He poof and then poof back ten minute later. Genie say "Sorry, have no potato left."

Latvia man ask "Do I get extra wish then?" Genie say no and poof genie gone. Latvia man sigh and take lamp to trade for potato at mall...
 
2013-11-21 11:42:32 PM
Some people try much too hard to be the first ones through the door on Black Friday.
 
2013-11-21 11:43:19 PM
Daughter come to father and say "I want to go America and be actress, I will be famous and have all potato!"

Father look little girl in eye and say "Okay! You can go!"

Daughter so happy that she start to cry, and cry on potato

Father say no, no go, you make potato salty.
 
2013-11-21 11:45:40 PM

TommyymmoT: Some people try much too hard to be the first ones through the door on Black Friday.


In Latvia, everyday Black Friday. Because frostbite. Very cold.
 
2013-11-21 11:55:09 PM

scottydoesntknow: TommyymmoT: Some people try much too hard to be the first ones through the door on Black Friday.

In Latvia, everyday Black Friday. Because frostbite. Very cold.


+1 internets
 
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