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(Daily Mail)   Thirty-three-year-old female teacher seduces 16-year-old student with raunchy Facebook selfies of herself pouting in sexy clothes for sexy time, gets banned from ever teaching again (w/you'd let her teach you a thing or two pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 121
    More: Dumbass, female teachers, sexy time, Facebook, Clare Horton, schoolboys, Human sexual activity, GCSE  
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2013-11-21 07:54:22 PM
The boy known as Pupil A later told police he had sex with design and technology teacher Mrs Horton but didn't want to press charges because of his 'strict religious beliefs'.

LOLWUT?
 
2013-11-21 08:01:54 PM
That's a rough 33, but still within spec.
 
2013-11-21 08:07:01 PM
FTFA: The boy known as Pupil A later told police he had sex with design and technology teacher Mrs Horton but didn't want to press charges because of his 'strict religious beliefs'.

upload.wikimedia.org


Approves.
 
2013-11-21 08:18:15 PM

scottydoesntknow: The boy known as Pupil A later told police he had sex with design and technology teacher Mrs Horton but didn't want to press charges because of his 'strict religious beliefs'.

LOLWUT?


I'm guessing his "strict religious beliefs" is the pleasure lightening bolt that shoots through his spine while his toes curl like fried bacon when he shouts "OHHH GODDDDDD!!!!"
 
2013-11-21 08:18:50 PM
Daily Fail link... could be a trap......

doyner: That's a rough 33, but still within spec.


Ok...

*click*

static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-11-21 08:53:15 PM
...Any day of the week and twice on Sundays.
 
2013-11-21 08:53:54 PM
The old and busted bus is going to hit her soon.

And hard.
 
2013-11-21 08:53:57 PM

doyner: That's a rough 33, but still within spec.


Pretty much.
 
2013-11-21 08:54:29 PM

scottydoesntknow: The boy known as Pupil A later told police he had sex with design and technology teacher Mrs Horton but didn't want to press charges because of his 'strict religious beliefs'.

LOLWUT?


Probably means he didn't want to have to talk about it in court.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-11-21 08:55:00 PM
The teacher, who was going through a bitter divorce at the time, claimed all she took from him was 'the hand of friendship'

Yeah.  More like the 'penis of friendship'.
 
2013-11-21 08:55:39 PM
You'd think by now teachers would learn how to be more subtle and cultivate a plausible denial with carefully crafted missives about extra credit opportunities.
 
2013-11-21 08:57:19 PM

doyner: That's a rough 33, but still within spec.


Yep.  As long as you're not hoping for any resale value, go for it.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-21 08:57:27 PM

ZzeusS: The teacher, who was going through a bitter divorce at the time, claimed all she took from him was 'the hand of friendship'

Yeah.  More like the 'penis of friendship'.



Uh-huh. That. and the fingers-of-familiarity. Followed by the tongue-of-happiness.
 
2013-11-21 08:58:06 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Oh yeah, not bad.

i.dailymail.co.uk
Whoa, that's pretty damn nice.

i.dailymail.co.uk
GAH!!! SKIN EMERGENCY!!!
 
2013-11-21 08:58:10 PM
All good till the Gordon Ramsey forehead.
 
2013-11-21 08:58:46 PM

Atomic Spunk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Oh yeah, not bad.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x626]
Whoa, that's pretty damn nice.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
GAH!!! SKIN EMERGENCY!!!


^^^^^ THIS ALL OF IT..
 
2013-11-21 08:59:19 PM
I am still bitter that I never had teachers remotely this approachable when I was in high school.  Not sure if I really begrudge the kids, though.  I did grow up during the '70s and they'll never ever get to know what that was like.
 
2013-11-21 08:59:27 PM

Atomic Spunk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Oh yeah, not bad.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x626]
Whoa, that's pretty damn nice.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
GAH!!! SKIN EMERGENCY!!!


Yeah, that last picture shows how well she hasn't aged. I would still hit it but she'll look 60 when she's 45.
 
2013-11-21 09:00:43 PM
You guys are crazy. Totally hittable ESPECIALLY to a 16-year-old. Side note: actual attractive teacher + English tabloid but no "smoking hot" reference? Where'd my Fark go?
 
2013-11-21 09:00:50 PM
I'd let her play with my TI-85 if ya know what I mean and I don't think that ya do
 
2013-11-21 09:01:27 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk   wiki.playstarfleet.com
 
2013-11-21 09:01:48 PM

Atomic Spunk: Oh yeah, not bad.


Whoa, that's pretty damn nice.


GAH!!! SKIN EMERGENCY!!!


Oops. I posted before seeing the last pic. Still would hit
 
2013-11-21 09:04:06 PM
yeah, that's all well and good, but how is she at trig?

\looking for some hot triangle action.
 
2013-11-21 09:04:41 PM
There is a job opening for someone who will grab cocks of all ages, in PA.
 
2013-11-21 09:05:33 PM
Once again, where were all these teachers when I was in school?!?!
 
2013-11-21 09:06:00 PM
ZzuesS


That was the high, hard, "hand of friendship" he offered..
 
2013-11-21 09:06:06 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

If they didn't hire her for her sexiness, what *did* they hire her for? Certainly not her spelling ability.

/Uwchradd, indeed.
 
2013-11-21 09:06:09 PM
Woman, I knows you be tempted by dat sweet, tight young man's body, but, seriously...he cain't do you like a ess-perienced man can do. Give me one try, and you will see that I, can take you sky high...into wonderland. Or not, but at least I'll get my nuts off. And that would be a learning experience. Hell...you is a teach- uh, ain't chu? Well; teach me tonight.
 
2013-11-21 09:06:26 PM

ZzeusS: The teacher, who was going through a bitter divorce at the time, claimed all she took from him was 'the hand of friendship'

Yeah.  More like the 'penis of friendship'.


no no no

it's goes

hand of friendship
wrist of familiarity
elbow of kinship
then the Scapula of Phallus
 
2013-11-21 09:06:43 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

She actually posed for this pic - brave girl.
 
2013-11-21 09:07:10 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Still would hit


Yeah, in all seriousness, so would I. The lighting in that picture is really unflattering. I'm sure she'd look much better in person than in that picture.
 
2013-11-21 09:07:59 PM
never will understand how male kids dont get it,older ladie wants to pump your jubblies? take that shiat and keep yer mouth shut as long as she dont get all creepy and want a relationship.
 
2013-11-21 09:08:30 PM
 img.fark.net

ak.picdn.net
 
2013-11-21 09:09:09 PM

Your Hind Brain:   


/vomit
 
2013-11-21 09:09:54 PM

GungFu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

She actually posed for this pic - brave girl.


She's had a hard life in the harsh Welsh sun.
 
2013-11-21 09:10:02 PM
I think he banged her (in the forehead with a meat tenderizer)
 
2013-11-21 09:12:01 PM

UberNeuman: yeah, that's all well and good, but how is she at trig?

\looking for some hot triangle action.


You have acute sense of humor, but don't be obtuse.
And the Golden Triangle isn't about water sports.
That wouldn't be right.
 
2013-11-21 09:12:57 PM

Your Hind Brain: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]   [wiki.playstarfleet.com image 650x560]


That's what happens when you get your date liquored up on prune juice.
 
2013-11-21 09:14:11 PM

Atomic Spunk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Oh yeah, not bad.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x626]
Whoa, that's pretty damn nice.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
GAH!!! SKIN EMERGENCY!!!


Kinda like the beer goggles effect. She looks better as the image resolution gets worse.
 
2013-11-21 09:16:32 PM

pyrotek85: Atomic Spunk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Oh yeah, not bad.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x626]
Whoa, that's pretty damn nice.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
GAH!!! SKIN EMERGENCY!!!

Kinda like the beer goggles effect. She looks better as the image resolution gets worse.


My God, she's...she's BEAUTIFUL!
theseandthose.pardes.org
 
2013-11-21 09:17:46 PM
Thirty-three-year-old female teacher seduces 16-year-old student  with raunchy Facebook selfies of herself pouting in sexy clothes for sexy time by existing.

Let's be honest here.
 
2013-11-21 09:20:42 PM

PsyLord: Once again, where were all these teachers when I was in school?!?!


Sitting in class with you?
 
2013-11-21 09:22:39 PM
I'm 10 years her senior and she looks like she could be my mom.

Yes, I would anyway.
 
2013-11-21 09:23:17 PM
Did anyone else notice the video at the bottom page with the Russian man who nailed his testicles into the ground in Red Square?

/Bet the teacher looks like a goddess now
 
2013-11-21 09:23:43 PM
unless her figure was doctored, she's actually fairly attractive - I can forgive the one picture because I've seen lighting make that exact type picture look way worse than it really is.  The full-length ones though - again, unless the images were doctored, she is attractive.  Far, far more attractive than the "you'd hit it" stories normally on fark, at the very least.
 
2013-11-21 09:31:13 PM
Male student, bummer.

Damn, that is a rough 33.
 
2013-11-21 09:39:00 PM
As long as there are a few pixels of cleavage that can be made out farkers would hit
 
2013-11-21 09:39:23 PM
"But she was found guilty of misconduct and banned from teaching for two years."

But the guy the other day who picked up a 16 year old on Craig's list is sitting in jail on 850k bond. What a farking world we live in.
 
2013-11-21 09:39:42 PM

Mugato: Damn, that is a rough 33.


Is this thread full of teenagers who don't know what a woman in her 30s looks like? She is damn hot!

Oh wait, you do know that she is British, right? We should be using the "British Hot" scale, which would put her at a solid 8 minimum. If her accent is posh, she could be a 9.
 
2013-11-21 09:48:40 PM
(looks at pic of teacher)
Yep, I'll damn fate for that one too.
 
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