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2013-11-21 03:56:18 PM
It's about time...been having trouble getting the teens from the local high school to finish the bacon vodka I gave them for Homecoming.
 
2013-11-21 04:34:29 PM
Heh, I like the blue-collar liquor store down the road from me.

When this flavored-vodka thing got big, their big sign out front said "We sell vodka-flavored vodka."
 
2013-11-21 04:36:57 PM
no sriracha vodak?
 
2013-11-21 04:37:56 PM
America, this is why you're fat.
 
2013-11-21 04:38:11 PM
Finally. I no longer need to get black out drunk before I go eat Cinnabon at the mall. I can stay at home.
 
2013-11-21 04:42:26 PM
Mmmmm bacon Cinnabon
 
2013-11-21 04:43:37 PM

Cinnabon Vodka Is the Season's Most Vomit-Inducing New Product


They could offer a line of "marital accessories" and call it Cinnabondage.
 
2013-11-21 04:43:49 PM
I prefer to rub Cinnabons all over a 20-something's (insert favorite area here) while swilling vodak and pretending my face is a moist towelette commissioned for the cleanup.
 
2013-11-21 04:45:51 PM
Flavored vodka is an abomination. Vodka is meant to be drank from the freezer, cold and viscous.
 
2013-11-21 04:46:14 PM

fappomatic: I prefer to rub Cinnabons all over a 20-something's (insert favorite area here) while swilling vodak and pretending my face is a moist towelette commissioned for the cleanup.


YOU know how to party.
 
2013-11-21 04:46:38 PM
Yuck!
 
2013-11-21 04:47:51 PM
That sounds like the worst hangover with accompanying heartburn ever in the history of anything.

(Except whatever thread it was when someone said they use eggnog with gin. Because no.)
 
2013-11-21 04:48:53 PM

voodoomedic: It's about time...been having trouble getting the teens from the local high school to finish the bacon vodka I gave them for Homecoming.


O_o

Should...should someone call the police in your town? Do you own a van?
 
2013-11-21 04:49:10 PM
Sounds like just another floofy-flavored girl vodka that's under 80 proof.
 
2013-11-21 04:49:25 PM
It's actually being marketed toward women.

stickerish.com
 
2013-11-21 04:50:30 PM
This sounds revolting.
 
2013-11-21 04:53:33 PM
Warm it up to about 104 degrees and pour it on a cinnamon roll, might be good.

/not really
 
2013-11-21 04:54:37 PM
I think it's for women who don't drink often(don't know no better). I will be keeping three bottles of this hot mess in my trunk.
 
2013-11-21 04:56:40 PM

megarian: voodoomedic: It's about time...been having trouble getting the teens from the local high school to finish the bacon vodka I gave them for Homecoming.

O_o

Should...should someone call the police in your town? Do you own a van?


The waterbed in the back really takes a toll on the gas mileage.
media.caranddriver.com
 
2013-11-21 04:57:17 PM

netweavr: America, this is why you're fat.


upndn: Mmmmm bacon Cinnabon


This is the new diet plan. Once you get violently ill after drinking these you may* stop consuming them. The mere smell of bacon and Cinnabon could** make you hurl.

*subject may have a sense of taste.
**subject may be a hardened alcoholic.
 
2013-11-21 04:59:50 PM

voodoomedic: megarian: voodoomedic: It's about time...been having trouble getting the teens from the local high school to finish the bacon vodka I gave them for Homecoming.

O_o

Should...should someone call the police in your town? Do you own a van?

The waterbed in the back really takes a toll on the gas mileage.
[media.caranddriver.com image 850x519]


You should have gone with the jello pit.
 
2013-11-21 05:00:15 PM

megarian: That sounds like the worst hangover with accompanying heartburn ever in the history of anything.

(Except whatever thread it was when someone said they use eggnog with gin. Because no.)


HORK!

/off to rinse my mouth out
 
2013-11-21 05:04:15 PM
Fappomatic that's exaclty how u party and drink vodka. I like a 20 something asian girl to rub on
 
2013-11-21 05:04:24 PM

voodoomedic: megarian: voodoomedic: It's about time...been having trouble getting the teens from the local high school to finish the bacon vodka I gave them for Homecoming.

O_o

Should...should someone call the police in your town? Do you own a van?

The waterbed in the back really takes a toll on the gas mileage.
[media.caranddriver.com image 850x519]


Dr. Kreiger (or myself for that matter) wouldn't drive such an abomination.
 
2013-11-21 05:05:44 PM
i.imgur.com

The dude abi..

WTF is this!?
 
2013-11-21 05:05:50 PM
This is just good marketing - combining two of the things that housewifes really like: flavored vodka and cinnabons
 
2013-11-21 05:08:29 PM
Flavored spirits are the fasted growing segment of that industry.

it wouldn't be the fastest growing segment if people weren't buying the shiat.

It all comes from the mixologist movement that has seen bartenders infusing spirits with all types of wackiness in order to create new, exciting and compelling cocktails for the patrons of thier overpriced bars. the manufactures have latched on to this ideal and have rushed to fill a need in the market place is all.

Vodak is of course a NGS so it has been used the most to create these flavored spirits on the bartender side, so the industry side followed suit, other wise, they would simply be new kinds of Schnapps, but schnapps are also sweetened, so that doesn't apply either

:)

I like to think of myself as a classic cocktail purist, but I will never deny my brethern bartender an oppertunity to seperate someone from thier money.
 
2013-11-21 05:09:50 PM
drinks.seriouseats.com
 
2013-11-21 05:11:03 PM

megarian: voodoomedic: It's about time...been having trouble getting the teens from the local high school to finish the bacon vodka I gave them for Homecoming.

O_o

Should...should someone call the police in your town? Do you own a van?


Don't worry he's a EMT..
 
2013-11-21 05:13:11 PM

eas81: [drinks.seriouseats.com image 610x458]


or just use this!!!

cdn2.bigcommerce.com
 
2013-11-21 05:14:54 PM

eas81: megarian: voodoomedic: It's about time...been having trouble getting the teens from the local high school to finish the bacon vodka I gave them for Homecoming.

O_o

Should...should someone call the police in your town? Do you own a van?

Don't worry he's a EMT..


?
 
2013-11-21 05:17:49 PM
waiting for Jamba Juice to add vodka-boosts to the drinks after 6pm.
 
2013-11-21 05:18:22 PM

eas81: eas81: [drinks.seriouseats.com image 610x458]

or just use this!!!


is it wrong that I think flavored whiskeys are a greater abomination than flavored vodaks?
might as well be soco, yo
 
2013-11-21 05:18:58 PM

voodoomedic: eas81: megarian: voodoomedic: It's about time...been having trouble getting the teens from the local high school to finish the bacon vodka I gave them for Homecoming.

O_o

Should...should someone call the police in your town? Do you own a van?

Don't worry he's a EMT..

?


ok i could have swore at some point you were a medic was it the military?? old farkers are old...thought you were something in the medical area??
 
2013-11-21 05:19:09 PM
Last year I got a bottle of atomic red hots vodka. Only thing I found to mix it with that does not make me gag is apple cider
 
2013-11-21 05:20:28 PM
 
2013-11-21 05:22:28 PM

Cerebral Knievel: eas81: eas81: [drinks.seriouseats.com image 610x458]

or just use this!!!

is it wrong that I think flavored whiskeys are a greater abomination than flavored vodaks?
might as well be soco, yo


unless your talking scotch then im "ok" with this ONE....other then that i agree!!!

/it grew on me...was resistant at first!!!
 
2013-11-21 05:24:12 PM

cardex: Last year I got a bottle of atomic red hots vodka. Only thing I found to mix it with that does not make me gag is apple cider


you are correct and xmas is coming up this is a "backroom" cider...
 
2013-11-21 05:33:07 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Cinnabon Vodka Is the Season's Most Vomit-Inducing New Product


They could offer a line of "marital accessories" and call it Cinnabondage.


ok, I chuckled at that.
 
2013-11-21 05:34:02 PM
Two words..........BACON BOURBON.
 
2013-11-21 05:37:47 PM

voodoomedic: megarian: voodoomedic: It's about time...been having trouble getting the teens from the local high school to finish the bacon vodka I gave them for Homecoming.

O_o

Should...should someone call the police in your town? Do you own a van?

The waterbed in the back really takes a toll on the gas mileage.


Well, at least it's romantic.
 
2013-11-21 05:39:41 PM

lockers: megarian: That sounds like the worst hangover with accompanying heartburn ever in the history of anything.

(Except whatever thread it was when someone said they use eggnog with gin. Because no.)

HORK!

/off to rinse my mouth out


Yeah.

Why? Just...just why. I think he said it was a Canada thing. He's wrong. It's no one's thing.

/can you imagine puking that curdled Pine-Sol mess up?
 
2013-11-21 05:44:29 PM

cardex: a bottle of atomic red hots vodka. Only thing I found to mix it with that does not make me gag is apple


Holy shiat, I really want to try that.
 
2013-11-21 05:47:50 PM

megarian: lockers: megarian: That sounds like the worst hangover with accompanying heartburn ever in the history of anything.

(Except whatever thread it was when someone said they use eggnog with gin. Because no.)

HORK!

/off to rinse my mouth out

Yeah.

Why? Just...just why. I think he said it was a Canada thing. He's wrong. It's no one's thing.

/can you imagine puking that curdled Pine-Sol mess up?


I can't imagine it making it all the way to the stomach in the first place. *shudder*
 
2013-11-21 05:49:07 PM
Bacon bourbon, mayhap. More Than A Lifetime Ago, red cherry vodka/vodak was regularly marketed. Even in US Forces Class VI stores overseas!  No cinnamon then. mayhap due to Insufficient Imagination or weak taste buds.
 
2013-11-21 05:51:09 PM

megarian: lockers: megarian: That sounds like the worst hangover with accompanying heartburn ever in the history of anything.

(Except whatever thread it was when someone said they use eggnog with gin. Because no.)

HORK!

/off to rinse my mouth out

Yeah.

Why? Just...just why. I think he said it was a Canada thing. He's wrong. It's no one's thing.

/can you imagine puking that curdled Pine-Sol mess up?


This.
/ But, Clamato...
 
2013-11-21 05:51:38 PM

lockers: megarian: lockers: megarian: That sounds like the worst hangover with accompanying heartburn ever in the history of anything.

(Except whatever thread it was when someone said they use eggnog with gin. Because no.)

HORK!

/off to rinse my mouth out

Yeah.

Why? Just...just why. I think he said it was a Canada thing. He's wrong. It's no one's thing.

/can you imagine puking that curdled Pine-Sol mess up?

I can't imagine it making it all the way to the stomach in the first place. *shudder*


In fact the only way I can think that I like gin is when it goes through the magical conversion voodoo that is a long island ice tea.
 
2013-11-21 05:52:22 PM

eas81: eas81: [drinks.seriouseats.com image 610x458]

or just use this!!!

[cdn2.bigcommerce.com image 850x850]


Fark that crap.  Sinfire is better and cheaper
 
2013-11-21 05:54:10 PM

eas81: eas81: [drinks.seriouseats.com image 610x458]

or just use this!!!

[cdn2.bigcommerce.com image 850x850]


Or this:

www.luekensliquors.com

/Wow, does that bring back bad memories of underage drinking and cinnamon flavored puke
 
2013-11-21 05:55:49 PM

eas81: Cerebral Knievel: eas81: eas81: [drinks.seriouseats.com image 610x458]

or just use this!!!

is it wrong that I think flavored whiskeys are a greater abomination than flavored vodaks?
might as well be soco, yo

unless your talking scotch then im "ok" with this ONE....other then that i agree!!!

/it grew on me...was resistant at first!!!


yes, that ONE inspired a field of imitators. however, I would perfer to just use a cinnimon scnapps if the flavor profile is calling for that.

I just made the SOCO comparison because southern comfort is just a vagually whiskey flavored schnapps in my opinion..I belive it is even listed as a cordial.

scotch, even bad scotch, hasn't even entered into this argument yet :)


but, yes, I am envolved in the booze industry, I make beer for a living but because beer falls under the whole beverage, and controlled substance spectrum, our industry newsletters tend to contain a lot of cross pollination. I get to read about flavored spirits in one collumn next to a article about the latest energy drink
 
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