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(Thrillist)   If you have money to throw away during your next hotel stay, be sure to ask for pet massages, a bathtub hammock, solid gold iPad, hand-cut soap, a tanning butler or the room equipped with bondage equipment   (thrillist.com) divider line 44
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2013-11-21 03:50:42 PM
5. Pleasure Menu, Drake Hotel, Toronto.
We'll put it out there -- hotel beds get a lot of action. But when you travel, you may be hesitant to display your favorite frisky liquids and gels in that so-unsexy TSA tub. Enter the in-room Pleasure Menu, from which you can order freaky gear like feathers, bondage tape, whips, and even a 24kt gold dildo. Which you'll want to bring home in your checked luggage.


Stayed there. They also have a porn menu which is...a lot more diverse and female-friendly than your typical.
 
2013-11-21 04:30:32 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: 5. Pleasure Menu, Drake Hotel, Toronto.
We'll put it out there -- hotel beds get a lot of action. But when you travel, you may be hesitant to display your favorite frisky liquids and gels in that so-unsexy TSA tub. Enter the in-room Pleasure Menu, from which you can order freaky gear like feathers, bondage tape, whips, and even a 24kt gold dildo. Which you'll want to bring home in your checked luggage.

Stayed there. They also have a porn menu which is...a lot more diverse and female-friendly than your typical.


Booking my flight now.
 
2013-11-21 04:41:36 PM
I don't always stay at an s&m hotel, but when I do, I get farked in the ass.
 
2013-11-21 04:53:27 PM

RedPhoenix122: God Is My Co-Pirate: 5. Pleasure Menu, Drake Hotel, Toronto.
We'll put it out there -- hotel beds get a lot of action. But when you travel, you may be hesitant to display your favorite frisky liquids and gels in that so-unsexy TSA tub. Enter the in-room Pleasure Menu, from which you can order freaky gear like feathers, bondage tape, whips, and even a 24kt gold dildo. Which you'll want to bring home in your checked luggage.

Stayed there. They also have a porn menu which is...a lot more diverse and female-friendly than your typical.

Booking my flight now.


It's a great hotel but definitely the hive for all the hipsters on West Queen West. Be warned: every member of staff will be wearing plaid and square-framed glasses, and most will have ironic facial hair. Especially the women. Great cocktails though.
 
2013-11-21 05:04:21 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: 5. Pleasure Menu, Drake Hotel, Toronto.
We'll put it out there -- hotel beds get a lot of action. But when you travel, you may be hesitant to display your favorite frisky liquids and gels in that so-unsexy TSA tub. Enter the in-room Pleasure Menu, from which you can order freaky gear like feathers, bondage tape, whips, and even a 24kt gold dildo. Which you'll want to bring home in your checked luggage.

Stayed there. They also have a porn menu which is...a lot more diverse and female-friendly than your typical.


Seems like fairly light stuff.  But it's a cute gimmick.
 
2013-11-21 05:34:02 PM
I'm happy just to get a hotel room not near the stairs, elevator or ice machine.
 
2013-11-21 05:35:12 PM

Smeggy Smurf: I'm happy just to get a hotel room not near the stairs, elevator or ice machine.


I'm just happy if I stay at a place that has hallways.
 
2013-11-21 05:36:43 PM
If you really want to throw your money away in a hotel, use that 'Mini Bar' in your room.  You know, the one with the seal on the door.
 
2013-11-21 05:41:34 PM
Or you can just send your money to me!
 
2013-11-21 05:42:02 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: If you really want to throw your money away in a hotel, use that 'Mini Bar' in your room.  You know, the one with the seal on the door.


I really enjoyed my stay in Den Haag. Primarily because they had a beer vending machine in the hallway outside of my room that sold 6.2%. 2 euro's, immediate cold beer.

/Never even opened the fridge because of that.
 
2013-11-21 05:47:59 PM
I suspect the iPad is not SOLID gold. Gold can do a lot of things, but it makes for a terrible transistor.
 
2013-11-21 05:48:04 PM
Magic Fingers in the bed,
Wall-mounted TV screen,
Coffee Host plugged into the bathroom wall,
Formica's really keen!
 
2013-11-21 05:48:24 PM
Meh. Got my own bondage equipment, TYVM.
 
2013-11-21 05:50:47 PM
My bday is tomorrow.

Just...just putting that out there.
 
2013-11-21 05:55:21 PM
Calling tinfoil-hat Maggie to this thread....you busy this weekend?
 
2013-11-21 05:56:15 PM

Gyrfalcon: Calling tinfoil-hat Maggie to this thread....you busy this weekend?


This^
 
2013-11-21 06:04:19 PM

busy chillin': Smeggy Smurf: I'm happy just to get a hotel room not near the stairs, elevator or ice machine.

I'm just happy if I stay at a place that has hallways.


When I'm paying there are no hallways.  When the company is paying we get extended stay suites.
 
2013-11-21 06:13:38 PM
The hammock is a little disappointing, as I was expecting the hammock to be a bathtub.  They exist and I want to try one.  Why having a hammock over a tub would be considered a good thing is weird to me.
 
2013-11-21 06:14:50 PM
If you can't pay by the hour, it's all for nothing.
 
2013-11-21 06:19:49 PM
The bathtub hammock is hardly over-the-top.  It is a nice hotel and that hammock provides an excellent sleep
 
2013-11-21 06:20:00 PM
Fark, I am disappointed!  No comments yet on the sleep concierge?  I'm thinking with her in the room, there are very things she could do to put me to sleep.

/But there are a few
 
2013-11-21 06:38:40 PM
If you're traveling with a pet, don't ask for bondage equipment.

Just sayin'
 
2013-11-21 06:40:32 PM
Electroplated != solid gold.
 
2013-11-21 06:41:10 PM
pffft.  only suckers pay for the bondage equipment ,  I bring my own.

/where the hell are those battery cables I was looking for....
 
2013-11-21 06:42:04 PM

Lord Jubjub: Fark, I am disappointed!  No comments yet on the sleep concierge?


I was wondering if the room came with her. Because I sure would.
 
2013-11-21 06:50:57 PM
 
2013-11-21 06:57:41 PM

megarian: Gyrfalcon: Calling tinfoil-hat Maggie to this thread....you busy this weekend?

This^


How big are the suites?

Or, you know, how small?
 
2013-11-21 07:26:32 PM
Motel 6, they keep the light on for me.
 
2013-11-21 07:27:09 PM
Floggers aren't whips.

/checked the hotel site
//grand total of four things on that list that qualify as bondage, and I'm being generous to the feathers
 
2013-11-21 07:28:10 PM

Saborlas: Floggers aren't whips.

/checked the hotel site
//grand total of four things on that list that qualify as bondage, and I'm being generous to the feathers


Dude, it's still a motel, not a brothel.
 
2013-11-21 07:51:02 PM
i guess i'm staying in the wrong places.  already have a call into my travel agent
 
2013-11-21 08:20:20 PM
Am I the only one who can't read the article because it sends me directly to a sign up screen?
 
2013-11-21 08:28:19 PM

Gyrfalcon: Saborlas: Floggers aren't whips.

/checked the hotel site
//grand total of four things on that list that qualify as bondage, and I'm being generous to the feathers

Dude, it's still a motel, not a brothel.


I think you mean dungeon, and so? It's STILL not a whip for fark's sake! And a feather? Really? It's like a crappy kama sutra kit. Gold dildo? Honey, trust me...you'd much rather have a magic wand Hitachi with attachments.

Ice is also far more erotic than feathers and much easier to obtain pretty much anywhere, if you really want to play with some props and sensation play.
 
2013-11-21 08:36:24 PM
You can also pick up solid braid cording nylon rope at pretty much any hardware store, usually for well under $20, more than enough length for all your bondage needs. Or bondage tape, which requires some minor preplanning (but easily ordered online if you live in BFE) super easy to use, and sticks only to itself. SUPER fun.

Please do not buy the fuzzy handcuffs. Who DOES that? Impulse buyers and teens. And sissies. Okay, sissies will get a pass on the fuzzy pink handcuffs, but that's *it*. Everyone else ... c'mon.

Just remember to talk beforehand, and if you don't negotiate a safe word, saying 'SAFE WORD SAFE WORD STOP' should always work. But please even if it's weird, talk about do's and don'ts BEFOREHAND, and expect things to change quickly if it's not fun. Some people find they really do not like being restrained, and that's okay. Remember...it should be ultimately fun.

If you're not having fun farking, what's the point?
 
2013-11-21 08:38:09 PM

Lady Indica: Gyrfalcon: Saborlas: Floggers aren't whips.

/checked the hotel site
//grand total of four things on that list that qualify as bondage, and I'm being generous to the feathers

Dude, it's still a motel, not a brothel.

I think you mean dungeon, and so? It's STILL not a whip for fark's sake! And a feather? Really? It's like a crappy kama sutra kit. Gold dildo? Honey, trust me...you'd much rather have a magic wand Hitachi with attachments.

Ice is also far more erotic than feathers and much easier to obtain pretty much anywhere, if you really want to play with some props and sensation play.


i44.tinypic.com

BONDAGE. SERIOUS BUSINESS.
 
2013-11-21 08:41:31 PM
What the fark is a "Gondola Massage"?
 
2013-11-21 08:54:26 PM

dj_bigbird: What the fark is a "Gondola Massage"?


That's where you lay face down and the massage therapists stands on one end of the table jamming you in the ass with a long pole while singing  'L'amour est un oiseau rebelle.
 
2013-11-21 09:24:03 PM

Lady Indica: You can also pick up solid braid cording nylon rope at pretty much any hardware store, usually for well under $20, more than enough length for all your bondage needs. Or bondage tape, which requires some minor preplanning (but easily ordered online if you live in BFE) super easy to use, and sticks only to itself. SUPER fun.

Please do not buy the fuzzy handcuffs. Who DOES that? Impulse buyers and teens. And sissies. Okay, sissies will get a pass on the fuzzy pink handcuffs, but that's *it*. Everyone else ... c'mon.

Just remember to talk beforehand, and if you don't negotiate a safe word, saying 'SAFE WORD SAFE WORD STOP' should always work. But please even if it's weird, talk about do's and don'ts BEFOREHAND, and expect things to change quickly if it's not fun. Some people find they really do not like being restrained, and that's okay. Remember...it should be ultimately fun.

If you're not having fun farking, what's the point?


So....are you busy this weekend?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-21 10:23:56 PM
If they call you "The Gimp" but you don't have a bum leg...........
I'm just sayin........
 
2013-11-22 12:44:24 AM
I guess 2 questions are pertinent:

Did I get laid?

Were the whores clean

Oh, and a third one, was the KKK involved?

/clyde buxley and #42.
 
2013-11-22 01:53:23 AM

moike: dj_bigbird: What the fark is a "Gondola Massage"?

That's where you lay face down and the massage therapists stands on one end of the table jamming you in the ass with a long pole while singing  'L'amour est un oiseau rebelle.


I don't think gondoliers sing many French tunes. Just saying.
 
2013-11-22 07:42:47 AM

lack of warmth: The hammock is a little disappointing, as I was expecting the hammock to be a bathtub.  They exist and I want to try one.  Why having a hammock over a tub would be considered a good thing is weird to me.


Because no carpet stains.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-22 12:27:14 PM

Cold_Sassy: lack of warmth: The hammock is a little disappointing, as I was expecting the hammock to be a bathtub.  They exist and I want to try one.  Why having a hammock over a tub would be considered a good thing is weird to me.

Because no carpet stains.


Are you kidding me? The rooms under UV probably look like a Jackson Pollock painting done while he was trying crack out for the first time.
 
2013-11-23 12:21:04 AM

Lord Jubjub: Fark, I am disappointed!  No comments yet on the sleep concierge?


She's not a madam!
www.wearysloth.com
 
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