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(Right Wing Watch)   Right wing group blames Illinois tornadoes on gay marriage   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 159
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2013-11-21 02:28:56 PM
And earthquakes in California are caused by Americans' hedonistic ways, according to some muslim idiot.
 
2013-11-21 02:36:03 PM
When you're an a-hole everything smells
 
2013-11-21 02:39:10 PM
Wow, their god is a real dickhead, isn't he?
 
2013-11-21 02:39:30 PM
Of course they did.
 
2013-11-21 02:39:34 PM
This can't be representative of most conservatives. Hey, conservatives! You'd do well do ditch these hard-right fundie nuts, they make you guys look bad, and it's really gonna eat away at the youth vote.
 
2013-11-21 02:40:10 PM
Sometimes, tornadoes are just tornadoes.

I would risk saying most of the time, even. Whatever deities may exist have bigger issues on their plates, or should, if they're worthy of reverence.
 
2013-11-21 02:40:17 PM
Uh-huh.  And the fact that God put tornado alley right over the heartland of the USA, giving a pass to all those liberals on both coasts?
 
2013-11-21 02:40:27 PM
It's amazing how All Republicans actually choose to be inbred. I didn't think that was even possible.
 
2013-11-21 02:40:37 PM
We had tornadoes here in Ohio, too. God's aim sucks dick.

If you'll pardon the expression. . . .
 
2013-11-21 02:41:08 PM
Torngaydo! All this week on SiFi!
 
2013-11-21 02:41:51 PM
Gaynado?
 
2013-11-21 02:42:49 PM

Cyberluddite: Wow, their god is a real dickhead, isn't he?


So it is written.
 
2013-11-21 02:44:01 PM
Why does God's judgment always come in the form of a natural disaster? In the bible he was raining down fire and brimstone and calling upon plagues and flooding the entire earth. Now it's a tornado, hurricane, earthquake, tsunami, or something else that can easily be explained by science.

Why not do something crazy like have the entire state of Illinois just disappear in a bottomless sinkhole shaped exactly like the state?
 
2013-11-21 02:44:14 PM
It's obviously true.  I mean, when before gay marriage was the last time a tornado ever struck Illinois, of all places?

By the way, if the answer isn't never, then please keep your OPINION to yourself.
 
2013-11-21 02:45:26 PM
But they hit mostly rural areas of the state.  Are these guys claiming that rural Illinois is too liberal?
 
2013-11-21 02:46:07 PM
Can any evangelical xtian explain to me- if god's wrath is a real thing- WHY their god doesn't send destruction to atone for the rich profiting from the suffering of the poor, or all the violence against children, or those who let others go hungry, or those who don't open their homes to the homeless?

WHY does their god only send destruction when it has to do with feminist and gay men and women?

How can you possibly think that feminism and two dudes named Gary sharing a checking account is going to be worse for humanity than poverty, disease, and violence?

Thank goodness this mindset is slowly dying off.
 
2013-11-21 02:47:12 PM
And the Indiana tornadoes were caused by ...
 
2013-11-21 02:47:13 PM

Transpogue: Can any evangelical xtian explain to me- if god's wrath is a real thing- WHY their god doesn't send destruction to atone for the rich profiting from the suffering of the poor, or all the violence against children, or those who let others go hungry, or those who don't open their homes to the homeless?

WHY does their god only send destruction when it has to do with feministm and gay men and women?

How can you possibly think that feminism and two dudes named Gary sharing a checking account is going to be worse for humanity than poverty, disease, and violence?

Thank goodness this mindset is slowly dying off.


FTFM
 
2013-11-21 02:47:39 PM

Peter von Nostrand: When you're an a-hole everything smells


I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to take that and use it where appropriate.  That's the best description I've seen.
 
2013-11-21 02:48:05 PM
*yawn*
 
2013-11-21 02:48:14 PM
Oh fark it.  The typo wants to be there, apparently.  It's god's will.
 
2013-11-21 02:49:04 PM
KarmicDisaster: Torngaydo! All this week on SiFi!


SciFi my arse...that's HBO after dark stuff there.....
 
2013-11-21 02:49:14 PM
Well I guess that explains the rain of fire and brimstone going on outside!

Oh wait. That's just the sun.

/Washington state resident.
 
2013-11-21 02:50:04 PM
That's right. Now STFU or we'll fire another one off at you, farkwads.
 
2013-11-21 02:50:34 PM

Ambivalence: Of course they did.


My response was fourth.
 
2013-11-21 02:51:43 PM

jchic: Peter von Nostrand: When you're an a-hole everything smells

I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to take that and use it where appropriate.  That's the best description I've seen.


Very appropriate for religious bigots like that, regardless of which religion they espouse
 
2013-11-21 02:52:37 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: KarmicDisaster: Torngaydo! All this week on SiFi!


SciFi my arse...


Well, exactly.
 
2013-11-21 02:54:31 PM
farking savages.  I'm really coming around to the idea of Re-education camps.
 
2013-11-21 02:54:43 PM
Obviously, Gaia is trying to kill people to protect a climate balance.
 
2013-11-21 02:54:55 PM
Wasn't downstate Illinois much harder hit?  I'm in north Chicago, and we seemed to just have a lot of rain.  Doesn't the area that got the tornadoes tend to vote one way, where Chicagoland tends to vote another way?

I know, applying logic to crazy, fool's errand, etc.
 
2013-11-21 02:56:14 PM
www.newscientist.com

Looks like more people die from natural disasters in red states, proving that even god can't stand christians.
 
2013-11-21 02:57:56 PM
God is a passive-aggressive jerk! Instead of filling the legislators with the holy spirit and having them vote down same-sex marriage, he waits until they pass it and then goes Old Testament on their collective ass.
 
2013-11-21 02:58:08 PM
Dear Closeted Religious Idiot,

Your internal struggles with homosexuality do not need to become part of the narrative of our country in any way, shape, or form. Whether you eat dicks or bang man-ass, no one really cares except yourself and a small group of bigots. I hope for your efforts in egregious stupidity you receive the consciousness on your death bed in the form of a thought that resounds in your brain with crystal clarity like 'I could have sucked balls every day of my life and it wouldn't have changed a farking thing in any way.'
 
2013-11-21 02:58:23 PM
I actually made a similar comment to the wife last night.  "Wow did you realize the IL legalized gay marriage and then god knockes down your brother's house..... correlation or causation?"

Usually she rolls her eyes at my bad humor but that one I was afraid she might hit me.
 
2013-11-21 02:58:24 PM
I wonder who they plan to blame the plumes of black pet-coke ash on?
 
2013-11-21 02:59:16 PM
I'm absolutely not saying Republicans are idiots, but -- and this may simply be a huge coincidence -- it's always the right-wing groups that blame natural disasters on gays or sodomites or atheists or what-have-you. What I'm actually trying to say, really, is that Republicans are idiots.
 
2013-11-21 02:59:28 PM

Xcott: Uh-huh.  And the fact that God put tornado alley right over the heartland of the USA, giving a pass to all those liberals on both coasts?


Kinda funny that their All-Powerful God is completely constrained by the regular weather patterns that have prevailed for centuries when he wants to smite bad people.
 
2013-11-21 03:00:07 PM
Early detection, warning and alerts to the public is considered the primary thing saving people's lives.

You can argue whether it is God doing the killing or not but clearly it is primarily Government saving lives.
 
2013-11-21 03:00:14 PM

Cyberluddite: Wow, their god is a real dickhead, isn't he?


And they were truly created in his image
 
2013-11-21 03:01:49 PM
Gay Marriage or Child Rape... What is Dog really upset about?
 
2013-11-21 03:02:00 PM
Propter hoc, ergo hoc.  That's Latin for "STOP YOUR SINFUL WAYS AMERICA!!!"
 
2013-11-21 03:03:10 PM
I bet they finish every meeting with a prayer then a circle jerk.
 
2013-11-21 03:05:30 PM

wxboy: But they hit mostly rural areas of the state.  Are these guys claiming that rural Illinois is too liberal?


The area that is getting the most news play, Washingtonl is only around +10R.  If they would have been more faithful and near +30R they would have been saved.
 
2013-11-21 03:05:34 PM

make me some tea: And earthquakes in California are caused by Americans' hedonistic ways, according to some muslim idiot.


American Taliban?

What's the difference between a Muslim Extremist and Christian Extremist?

The name they call the god of Abraham.
 
2013-11-21 03:06:38 PM
Right Wing Group can pretty much be One Guy on the Internet
 
2013-11-21 03:07:50 PM
Canada legalized same-sex marriage in 1999.  Last time I checked, the US had a hell of a lot more natural disasters than us in the past 14 years.
 
2013-11-21 03:09:10 PM
It sounds pretty plausible to me that anal sex could cause an attack of wind.
 
2013-11-21 03:09:47 PM

inglixthemad: make me some tea: And earthquakes in California are caused by Americans' hedonistic ways, according to some muslim idiot.

American Taliban?

What's the difference between a Muslim Extremist and Christian Extremist?

The name they call the god of Abraham.


Muslims who speak English call their deity "God".
 
2013-11-21 03:11:25 PM
The Governor of Hawaii signed the bill making same sex marriage legal in Hawaii last week and the weather has been pretty good here.  Not one tornado.
 
Bf+
2013-11-21 03:12:30 PM
apod.nasa.gov
 
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