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(North Jersey)   NJ Governor Christie's presidential potential goes national today when he becomes chairman of the Republican Governors Association. That means he'll be pressing the flesh and throwing his weight around in 36 gubernatorial races next year   (northjersey.com) divider line 14
    More: Interesting, Republican Governors Association, Governor Christie, GOP, Gov. Kim Guadagno, Single-A, 36th state  
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2013-11-21 12:29:50 PM
On the plus side, all Republican governors will have heart plugs now.
 
2013-11-21 12:31:06 PM
I don't care what you say, I want him to be president so he sits on a chair in the Chinese presidents office and it breaks. You ever see a fat man break a chair in front of you? It's goddamn magical.

I used to be pretty fat. After eating a ton of Hawaiian food at a buddy's house I leaned back slightly and said, out loud mind you, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing..." And I heard a creek and thought "...there is no way this is about to happen..."

And as my 330 pound ass came crashing to the floor I realized that life will never be as good as it was in that one moment as I feared that the violent compression of my spine would tripper an atomic reaction taking out 1/2 of cerritos California.
 
2013-11-21 01:09:54 PM
What I find odd about the republicans hating him because he put his state first is that they worship Robert E Lee for putting his state first.
 
2013-11-21 01:09:56 PM

Cagey B: On the plus side


Yup, he's definitely on the plus side.
 
2013-11-21 01:15:11 PM
It's probably not appropriate for the chair of the NGA to get involved with gubernatorial races. NGA is non-partisan.
 
2013-11-21 01:20:43 PM

Cagey B: On the plus side, all Republican governors will have heart plugs now.


"He who controls the All-You-Can-Eat Buffets...... controls the universe!!!!"
 
2013-11-21 01:23:33 PM

Biff_Steel: It's probably not appropriate for the chair of the NGA to get involved with gubernatorial races. NGA is non-partisan.


What does the NGA have to do with the Republican Governor's association?
 
2013-11-21 01:25:15 PM
NGA please!
 
2013-11-21 01:29:14 PM
A GOP presidential candidate who took photo-ops shaking Obama's hand?  Please proceed!
 
2013-11-21 01:34:21 PM
Also, he's fat!
 
2013-11-21 01:42:13 PM
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Well, ainchoo gonna press the flesh, Pappy? Do a little politickin'?

I'll press YOU'RE flesh, ya dimwit! You don't tell your Pappy how to court the electorate! We ain't one-at-a-timin' here! We're MASS communicatin'!
 
2013-11-21 03:57:39 PM
But is he also going to chew the fat? Will his policy positions be well-rounded?
 
2013-11-21 10:31:19 PM
Hey Fat people on Fark: apparently it's open season at Fark on you and okay to make jokes about your weight.
 
2013-11-22 02:38:03 AM
The recent clips of seen of him show him quite a bit thinner than he used to be.
 
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