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(Huffington Post)   New findings from the Romero Center for Plain As The Nose On Your Face Revelations indicates that men with hot wives report happier marriages   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 76
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2013-11-21 12:02:22 PM
...at first
 
2013-11-21 12:08:37 PM
...then down the road no matter how hot she is, you're sick of her shiat.
 
2013-11-21 12:09:10 PM
Only if they keep putting out.  The minute that stops . . .

/ My theory on why Tiger Woods was banging fugly waffle house waitresses.
 
2013-11-21 12:09:12 PM
How many failed Hollywood marriages are there?
 
2013-11-21 12:09:39 PM
I am curious.. Is the definition of "hot" the personal definition or the general definition. Cause I think my girlfriend is hot as hell but some might not.
 
2013-11-21 12:10:04 PM
...and you get tired of every busboy, valet, random strange eye-humping your wife
...and the social pleasure she gets at being eye-humped
 
2013-11-21 12:10:58 PM
I'm not sure my fiancee fits the standard definition of "hot", but she certainly fits "my type": 5'3", athletic build, dirty blonde, loves video games, anime, and being cheap.

/dirty, dirty blonde
//happy marriage? time will tell, rather positive outlook so far
 
2013-11-21 12:11:30 PM

Heims: Only if they keep putting out.  The minute that stops . . .

/ My theory on why Tiger Woods was banging fugly waffle house waitresses.


A better theory might be "because they smeared it all over his face and begged".
 
2013-11-21 12:11:38 PM
Take that, Jimmy Soul!
 
2013-11-21 12:12:39 PM

SmackLT: ...at first


lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-11-21 12:12:43 PM
Well, that explains my marriage.

/giggity
 
2013-11-21 12:13:23 PM
hot wife, as in swinging hot wife?  While it isn't for everyone I bet if it is your thing you'd be happy!
 
2013-11-21 12:13:28 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

"It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face."
 
2013-11-21 12:13:35 PM
I'll domino effect this:
If she's still hot she's putting forth effort to be attractive. If she's still putting forth effort to be attractive she's probably putting forth effort to please her man. If she's pleasing her man the. He's probably happier.
 
2013-11-21 12:14:25 PM
Yeah, if you can't stand to look at your significant other because their looks make you want to spew chunks into a styrofoam cup, you are going to have a bad time.
 
2013-11-21 12:14:30 PM
Indeed.
 
2013-11-21 12:14:56 PM

mdeesnuts: Well, that explains my marriage.

/giggity


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
das
2013-11-21 12:16:50 PM

Red_October: mdeesnuts: Well, that explains my marriage.

/giggity

Pics or it didn't happen.


homeschooled.jpeg
 
2013-11-21 12:16:52 PM
I'm not like other men.   I don't care about looks.  It's what's on the inside that counts.  Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2013-11-21 12:17:12 PM
I'm with my ideal wife, and I'm happier than I've ever been in my whole life.  In my opinion, she's hot, so that's all that counts with me. :)
 
2013-11-21 12:17:25 PM

yves0010: I am curious.. Is the definition of "hot" the personal definition or the general definition. Cause I think my girlfriend is hot as hell but some might not.


I think she is hot too as long as she keeps putting out.
 
2013-11-21 12:17:32 PM

Rapmaster2000: I'm not like other men.   I don't care about looks.  It's what's on the inside that counts.  Yeah, that's the ticket.


Well, there has to be one.
 
2013-11-21 12:17:41 PM
I dated a hot chick once.
 
2013-11-21 12:18:10 PM

Rapmaster2000: I'm not like other men.   I don't care about looks.  It's what's on the inside that counts.  Yeah, that's the ticket.


Nobody asked for your opinion on lingerie.
 
2013-11-21 12:19:27 PM
Here is the key to the study

"psychologist Andrea Meltzer tracked over 450 newlywed couples during the course of four years and posed the question: does a good-looking spouse lead to a more satisfying union? "

First four years.

I would be willing to bet tha, on average, attractiveness is inversely related to character, humor, social grace, or conversational ability, as attractive women would be less in need to develop those skills.  Over time, a pretty face is not enough, and if there is nothing else there, the relationship will falter.

Note: I am saying this as an aggregate relationship.  There are a great many people that are interesting, of high character, and physically attractive.
 
2013-11-21 12:19:49 PM
This study is BS, the definitive study was carried out years ago and yielded these findings:

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
 
2013-11-21 12:20:13 PM
Tomorrow's story: Women married to husbands with fatter wallets happier.
 
2013-11-21 12:20:24 PM

das: Red_October: mdeesnuts: Well, that explains my marriage.

/giggity

Pics or it didn't happen.

homeschooled.jpeg


Came for this--leaving satisfied.
 
2013-11-21 12:21:09 PM

Rapmaster2000: I'm not like other men.   I don't care about looks.  It's what's on the inside that counts.  Yeah, that's the ticket.


For example, my penis.
 
2013-11-21 12:21:20 PM

cryinoutloud: This study is BS, the definitive study was carried out years ago and yielded these findings:

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.


But she has to know how to cook. Find a chick that's good in the kitchen, anymore.
 
2013-11-21 12:21:46 PM
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Needs to be posted.
 
2013-11-21 12:24:39 PM
FTFA:  psychologist Andrea Meltzer tracked over 450 newlywed couples during the course of four years

Flawed study.
 
2013-11-21 12:25:18 PM

cryinoutloud: This study is BS, the definitive study was carried out years ago and yielded these findings:

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.


I saw you wife the other day and she is UGLY...
 
2013-11-21 12:26:06 PM

das: Red_October: mdeesnuts: Well, that explains my marriage.

/giggity

Pics or it didn't happen.

homeschooled.jpeg


images.sodahead.com

Butthurt detected
 
2013-11-21 12:27:43 PM

MycroftHolmes: Here is the key to the study

"psychologist Andrea Meltzer tracked over 450 newlywed couples during the course of four years and posed the question: does a good-looking spouse lead to a more satisfying union? "

First four years.

I would be willing to bet tha, on average, attractiveness is inversely related to character, humor, social grace, or conversational ability, as attractive women would be less in need to develop those skills.  Over time, a pretty face is not enough, and if there is nothing else there, the relationship will falter.

Note: I am saying this as an aggregate relationship.  There are a great many people that are interesting, of high character, and physically attractive.


I skimmed through the journal article linked in TFA because I was curious about another variable during those first four years...

children/pregnancy/childbirth/parenting: phrase not found

Let's add some kids and see what happens.
 
2013-11-21 12:28:13 PM

Demonrats: cryinoutloud: This study is BS, the definitive study was carried out years ago and yielded these findings:

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

I saw you wife the other day and she is UGLY...


Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
 
2013-11-21 12:30:08 PM

MycroftHolmes: Here is the key to the study

"psychologist Andrea Meltzer tracked over 450 newlywed couples during the course of four years and posed the question: does a good-looking spouse lead to a more satisfying union? "

First four years.

I would be willing to bet tha, on average, attractiveness is inversely related to character, humor, social grace, or conversational ability, as attractive women would be less in need to develop those skills.  Over time, a pretty face is not enough, and if there is nothing else there, the relationship will falter.

Note: I am saying this as an aggregate relationship.  There are a great many people that are interesting, of high character, and physically attractive.


well that is just dumb.
 
2013-11-21 12:30:24 PM
Hot wife thread?

/ In in time for BIE for once?
// Still not convinced it's not a myth
 
2013-11-21 12:32:23 PM
I look back in my circles and I see one woman who kept a cadre of really ugly people. I finally realized that her female friends had to look like they were hit with an ugly stick in order for her to be the hot chick on any girls night.

Srsly, I was introduced to one of her friends and thought "please god let this not be the one she's trying to hook me up with." She looked like a horse that's been run through a trash compactor.
 
2013-11-21 12:34:11 PM

wildcardjack: Srsly, I was introduced to one of her friends and thought "please god let this not be the one she's trying to hook me up with." She looked like a horse that's been run through a trash compactor.


So, you farked her then.
 
2013-11-21 12:35:33 PM

Pinner: wildcardjack: Srsly, I was introduced to one of her friends and thought "please god let this not be the one she's trying to hook me up with." She looked like a horse that's been run through a trash compactor.

So, you farked her then.


She spoke greek
 
2013-11-21 12:35:41 PM

Red_October: das: Red_October: mdeesnuts: Well, that explains my marriage.

/giggity

Pics or it didn't happen.

homeschooled.jpeg

[images.sodahead.com image 350x239]

Butthurt detected


Your wife looks like yoda, she's not hot at all!
 
2013-11-21 12:36:54 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

And sometimes not...
 
2013-11-21 12:37:17 PM

blatz514: I dated a hot chick once.


Mom?
 
2013-11-21 12:37:50 PM

Headso: Red_October: das: Red_October: mdeesnuts: Well, that explains my marriage.

/giggity

Pics or it didn't happen.

homeschooled.jpeg

[images.sodahead.com image 350x239]

Butthurt detected

Your wife looks like yoda, she's not hot at all!


He is married to Yoda, since Yoda thinks that size matters not.

YOWSA!
 
2013-11-21 12:42:02 PM
Now that my wife has had some good psych help and medication, she's hotter than ever and our marriage is much happier; so I guess I agree with the finding.
 
2013-11-21 12:42:28 PM

docmattic: blatz514: I dated a hot chick once.

Mom?


Well, your mom was pretty hot back in the day, son.
 
2013-11-21 12:43:22 PM
Well, my theory is that if your wife is hot, it's less likely to be a question of blood flow.
 
2013-11-21 12:43:27 PM
 
2013-11-21 12:45:51 PM
Whenever I see topics like this I immediately go to the Onion headlines:

Trophy Wife Slowly Becomes Regular Wife

and

Trophy Wife Mounted.

Alas, no accompanying stories, just 'off the wire.'

/I probably use the Onion as a go-to a little too much.
 
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