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(Huffington Post)   And now you know why you never accept a business card from a man whose profession is "scatomancer"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 60
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2013-11-21 08:15:53 AM  
I was going to make fun of this guy, but at least - unlike Jack Van Impe and Pat Robertson - he knows what he's basing his predictions on is a pile of sh*t.
 
2013-11-21 09:07:28 AM  
"You have to get into it," Singh replied. "The stronger the aroma, the more accurate the prediction."

My poop must speak volumes about me.
 
2013-11-21 09:11:28 AM  
Don't piss him off.  You don't want to know what any of his level 1 spells can do.
 
2013-11-21 09:25:15 AM  
lastemperordoctor.jpg
 
2013-11-21 09:31:04 AM  
"Hmmmm... you like corn, don't you? "
 
2013-11-21 09:32:23 AM  
He offers an express reading using high colonics.
 
2013-11-21 09:43:40 AM  

Makh: Don't piss him off.  You don't want to know what any of his level 1 spells can do.


I hear the Magic Missile is wholly unpleasant.
 
2013-11-21 09:54:23 AM  
i.imgur.com

Not good enough, Singh.
 
2013-11-21 09:59:16 AM  
isaacspictureconclusions.files.wordpress.com
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-21 10:17:46 AM  
No matter how hard I look, my poop shows signs of the past, not the future.
 
2013-11-21 10:21:12 AM  
The way he heels the beef down the drain is truly magical.
 
2013-11-21 10:21:36 AM  
"You will be hungover today, probably already started."
 
2013-11-21 10:21:55 AM  
scatomancer = shiat sorcerer?
 
2013-11-21 10:23:47 AM  

Cubicle Jockey: scatomancer = shiat sorcerer?



Farkyou, Lahey!


www.thepessimisticpm.com
 
2013-11-21 10:23:49 AM  
Worst RUSH song ever
 
2013-11-21 10:25:23 AM  
imthatold.com

/I wonder if "The Critic" is on Netflix...
 
2013-11-21 10:26:34 AM  
Scatomancer is the name I use when I perform my GG Allin tribute act.
 
2013-11-21 10:27:38 AM  
"Never ______ a man whose profession is scatomancer."

Unless the verb is "avoid", any other word would fill in the blank.
 
2013-11-21 10:28:59 AM  
When he reaches level 9 scatomancer, he'll be able to cast Shiat Storm!
 
2013-11-21 10:29:00 AM  
www.hyperhighway.com
 
2013-11-21 10:29:33 AM  
does the S.S. stand for Shiat Seer?
 
2013-11-21 10:29:48 AM  
lounge.moviecodec.com
 
2013-11-21 10:29:49 AM  
Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over there.
 
2013-11-21 10:30:08 AM  
If this isn't a perfect troll alt handle, I don't know what is.
 
2013-11-21 10:33:18 AM  

probesport: [lounge.moviecodec.com image 352x356]



I'm the...damn. In before me.
So I'll just post the video.
Link
 
2013-11-21 10:35:05 AM  

eyeq360: probesport: [lounge.moviecodec.com image 352x356]


I'm the...damn. In before me.
So I'll just post the video.
Link


I left this option available

www.sign-here.com
 
2013-11-21 10:35:07 AM  
Why do I have a feeling this dude just has a really big poop fetish, and is tricking people into paying him to examine their poop?  He probably keeps it for "later enjoyment".
 
2013-11-21 10:35:13 AM  

Bareefer Obonghit: I was going to make fun of this guy, but at least - unlike Jack Van Impe and Pat Robertson - he knows what he's basing his predictions on is a pile of sh*t.


Oh, they know they're full of shiat, it's their paying followers that are unaware.
 
2013-11-21 10:36:13 AM  
Also acceptable

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-21 10:36:58 AM  

lockers: Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over there.


First appropriate use in a while.
 
2013-11-21 10:39:20 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-21 10:39:53 AM  
If you put poop in your mouth, you'll become an excellent scat singer.....tru fact.
 
2013-11-21 10:41:54 AM  
It's a sh*tty job, but somebody has to do it.....I guess.
 
2013-11-21 10:42:44 AM  
Did he go to the same school as the famed Analyst + Therapist Tobias Fünke?

(Mobile, no image)
 
2013-11-21 10:42:52 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-21 10:43:39 AM  
My google skills are failing me. I wanted to post a picture of Wendie Jo Sperber and Tom Hanks from Bachelor Party. Anyone care to help me out?
 
2013-11-21 10:47:00 AM  
www.kirklandviews.com

/Fark, you disappoint me
 
2013-11-21 10:51:11 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-21 10:53:55 AM  
Can't be less accurate than making predictions based on computer models designed to magnify digital imprecision into "hockey stick" graphs.
 
2013-11-21 10:54:51 AM  
OK, dude, I know a lot of people said that 2 Girls, 1 Cup was a sign of the apocalypse, but they were joking, OK? Joooooking. Don't take it seriously.
 
2013-11-21 10:57:33 AM  
Everybody poops
 
2013-11-21 10:58:13 AM  
cdn.okcimg.com
 
2013-11-21 10:59:14 AM  
"The log shaped like a cigar suggests leadership, strength, length longevity."

So, as long as I'm not hungover and opening a can of beef stew into the toilet, I'm strong and and a leader? Sounds about right.
 
2013-11-21 11:09:23 AM  
I read "scatromancer". Didn't have the stomach for reading any further.
 
2013-11-21 11:09:24 AM  

oh_please: "The log shaped like a cigar suggests leadership, strength, length longevity."

So, as long as I'm not hungover and opening a can of beef stew into the toilet, I'm strong and and a leader? Sounds about right.


Ah, yes, the Dinty Wave.
 
2013-11-21 11:41:19 AM  

probesport: eyeq360: probesport: [lounge.moviecodec.com image 352x356]


I'm the...damn. In before me.
So I'll just post the video.
Link

I left this option available

[www.sign-here.com image 405x514]


My version, first thing that popped into my head when I hear "scat":

stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-11-21 11:42:39 AM  
What no "Chet" references yet? You guys are slow today.
 
2013-11-21 11:42:59 AM  

Dwedit:


This thread is the tits.
 
2013-11-21 11:45:37 AM  
Please, I bet this guy doesn't know shiat...
 
2013-11-21 11:49:47 AM  
doblelol.com
 
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