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(Hoax & Conspiracy Videos)   And then, this conspiracy theory phone call came into C-SPAN yesterday. Best. Ever   (hoaxandconspiracyvideos.com) divider line 42
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2013-11-21 07:42:48 AM  
I'm not going to watch that online video subby. Don't you know they give you cancer?
 
2013-11-21 07:45:08 AM  

gopher321: I'm not going to watch that online video subby. Don't you know they give you cancer?


That's red herring. Online videos are how the NSA gets access to your computer. Why do you think Google bought YouTube?
 
2013-11-21 07:52:27 AM  
So when is the Tea Party recruiting this lady to run for office?
 
2013-11-21 08:26:30 AM  
That was the most lucid argument I've heard from the Alex Jones types yet. Tied it all together.
 
2013-11-21 08:27:59 AM  
I always wondered what the Gene Ray's voice sounded like.
 
2013-11-21 08:28:02 AM  

Confabulat: That was the most lucid argument I've heard from the Alex Jones types yet. Tied it all together.


It's almost too perfect....
 
2013-11-21 08:29:36 AM  
What's her Fark handle? I know I've come across her posts in the Politics tab.
 
2013-11-21 08:50:30 AM  
mental illness isn't funny subby
 
2013-11-21 08:52:50 AM  
i made it to "leaflet" and had to stop, he/she broke my thinking organ.
 
2013-11-21 08:54:13 AM  
HaHa...I love it when the crazies get through and spew their ill-informed rants on the air.  Clearly, that woman needs to seek some therapy before the bigfoot army manifests and sucks her brain out through the dream path connection and TINFOIL!  Where's my tinfoil!
 
2013-11-21 08:57:22 AM  
Russia.

Canada.

The U.S.

The Triforce.
 
2013-11-21 08:59:30 AM  

Shostie: Russia.

Canada.

The U.S.

The Triforce.


Clearly, Canada is the brains of the outfit, because we don't have the brawn.
 
2013-11-21 09:11:42 AM  
it goes back to the ancient Greeks and the alignment of the pyramids

Sounds legit.
 
2013-11-21 09:26:39 AM  

grokca: Shostie: Russia.

Canada.

The U.S.

The Triforce.

Clearly, Canada is the brains of the outfit, because we don't have the brawn.


Canada is the brains. America is the looks.


Russia, of course, is the wildcard.
 
2013-11-21 09:26:53 AM  

asciibaron: i made it to "leaflet" and had to stop, he/she broke my thinking organ.


The one that got you through high school?
 
2013-11-21 09:31:50 AM  

gilgigamesh: grokca: Shostie: Russia.

Canada.

The U.S.

The Triforce.

Clearly, Canada is the brains of the outfit, because we don't have the brawn.

Canada is the brains. America is the looks.


Russia, of course, is the wildcard.


Let's make lots of money?
 
2013-11-21 09:44:59 AM  
Uh, yes, as he was stating I'm gonna, uh, speak in some formats that are kind of like, going with the wind from here to there, but you will see the format that I'm coming to and some of my educated words are not too well I'm gonna do my best to show y'all what I've been directed. Uh, Russia and Canada and America, the Triforce, there's gonna be a different alignment and America, in taking over this world, not over this world but taking over with the war there's gonna be a new leaflet formed, and out of this new leaflet you know this, this, this goes back to the ancient Greeks and to the alignment of the pyramids, uh, it's gonna form a new testament that will wipe away some of, of, the certain zones for churches and some of the churches will end up in time paying their 10 percent to the federal administration as well as the elite and the illuminati and the governing of the stars and bringing in balance or this will link us in the universal link and also as well as portals in the ocean that bear more pressuring on the core which will cause earthquakes and reconstruct the zoning of oil...

Ack!  Cut her off just when she was getting to the format she was coming to.

/can't believe I just transcribed that rant
 
2013-11-21 09:45:02 AM  
What the real pisser in all this is, millennia of planning passed down from father to son, society to society, work done by millions of minions and in the end some slack jawed yokel figures it all out.
It's not fair.
 
2013-11-21 09:48:12 AM  

WTF Indeed: gopher321: I'm not going to watch that online video subby. Don't you know they give you cancer?

That's red herring. Online videos are how the NSA gets access to your computer. Why do you think Google bought YouTube?


They don't need to use online videos to access your computer.  it's just a front for the Russian mind-control psychotronic device that uses microwave frequencies to alter your brain waves.  They installed it on the International Space Station back in 2003 on the disastrous Columbia flight.  Sure, they said it was a piece of insulation that caused the catastrophic heat shield failure, but NASA, in conjunction with the Grays (who have telepathic and telekinetic powers) and the Reptilians (shape shifters with advanced engineering skills), sabotaged the space shuttle because one of the astronauts was about to expose what was being sent up to the ISS when the flight was over.  You can hear the transcripts of the flight and you'll notice that there is a beep that plays at a high frequency, near the limit of human hearing.  It's Morse Code for "THE ISS IS NOT WHAT IT IS.  NSA IS MONITORING EVERYONE."
This was the newest version.  The first model was put on SKYLAB, back in 1973, but someone found out so they had to destroy SKYLAB with a controlled burn.  The next model was put on MIR.  Someone else found out, so MIR had to be destroyed, as well.  Don't believe the lies that space agencies are telling you right now.
 
2013-11-21 10:03:57 AM  

gopher321: I'm not going to watch that online video subby. Don't you know they give you cancer?


It's okay. Dr. Mercola has all the products you need to get rid of it.

I believe the latest one involves washing your hair with baking soda, gargling with apple cider vinegar, singing the theme from Masters of the Universe and rubbing your crotch with a rubber doorstop.
 
2013-11-21 10:07:16 AM  

berklee: gopher321: I'm not going to watch that online video subby. Don't you know they give you cancer?

It's okay. Dr. Mercola has all the products you need to get rid of it.

I believe the latest one involves washing your hair with baking soda, gargling with apple cider vinegar, singing the theme from Masters of the Universe and rubbing your crotch with a rubber doorstop.

And you can watch Dr. Mercola tell America about this on Dr. Oz, along with other things like "you're fat because of <insert something here> and not because of eating too much and lack of exercise," "fruits and vegetables contain pesticides," and "there are germs everywhere."
 
2013-11-21 10:18:44 AM  

Shostie: Russia.

Canada.

The U.S.

The Triforce.


www.gamesreviews.com

Russia, US, Canada respectively.
 
2013-11-21 10:27:53 AM  
Amateur. There can be only one.

http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/i ntro.htm
 
2013-11-21 10:52:12 AM  

ngaoistyast: Uh, yes, as he was stating I'm gonna, uh, speak in some formats that are kind of like, going with the wind from here to there, but you will see the format that I'm coming to and some of my educated words are not too well I'm gonna do my best to show y'all what I've been directed. Uh, Russia and Canada and America, the Triforce, there's gonna be a different alignment and America, in taking over this world, not over this world but taking over with the war there's gonna be a new leaflet formed, and out of this new leaflet you know this, this, this goes back to the ancient Greeks and to the alignment of the pyramids, uh, it's gonna form a new testament that will wipe away some of, of, the certain zones for churches and some of the churches will end up in time paying their 10 percent to the federal administration as well as the elite and the illuminati and the governing of the stars and bringing in balance or this will link us in the universal link and also as well as portals in the ocean that bear more pressuring on the core which will cause earthquakes and reconstruct the zoning of oil...

Ack!  Cut her off just when she was getting to the format she was coming to.

/can't believe I just transcribed that rant


Thank you for doing so because I couldn't stand to listen to it. Reading it was hard enough.
 
2013-11-21 11:27:06 AM  

kobrakai: ngaoistyast: Uh, yes, as he was stating I'm gonna, uh, speak in some formats that are kind of like, going with the wind from here to there, but you will see the format that I'm coming to and some of my educated words are not too well I'm gonna do my best to show y'all what I've been directed. Uh, Russia and Canada and America, the Triforce, there's gonna be a different alignment and America, in taking over this world, not over this world but taking over with the war there's gonna be a new leaflet formed, and out of this new leaflet you know this, this, this goes back to the ancient Greeks and to the alignment of the pyramids, uh, it's gonna form a new testament that will wipe away some of, of, the certain zones for churches and some of the churches will end up in time paying their 10 percent to the federal administration as well as the elite and the illuminati and the governing of the stars and bringing in balance or this will link us in the universal link and also as well as portals in the ocean that bear more pressuring on the core which will cause earthquakes and reconstruct the zoning of oil...

Ack!  Cut her off just when she was getting to the format she was coming to.

/can't believe I just transcribed that rant

Thank you for doing so because I couldn't stand to listen to it. Reading it was hard enough.


I had a friend who's rough-looking-ex-stripper-ex-wife used to say things similar to that. It's not as entertaining as it sounds when you have to deal with that kind of crazy for a few hours.
 
2013-11-21 11:28:46 AM  

ngaoistyast: Uh, yes, as he was stating I'm gonna, uh, speak in some formats that are kind of like, going with the wind from here to there, but you will see the format that I'm coming to and some of my educated words are not too well I'm gonna do my best to show y'all what I've been directed. Uh, Russia and Canada and America, the Triforce, there's gonna be a different alignment and America, in taking over this world, not over this world but taking over with the war there's gonna be a new leaflet formed, and out of this new leaflet you know this, this, this goes back to the ancient Greeks and to the alignment of the pyramids, uh, it's gonna form a new testament that will wipe away some of, of, the certain zones for churches and some of the churches will end up in time paying their 10 percent to the federal administration as well as the elite and the illuminati and the governing of the stars and bringing in balance or this will link us in the universal link and also as well as portals in the ocean that bear more pressuring on the core which will cause earthquakes and reconstruct the zoning of oil...

Ack!  Cut her off just when she was getting to the format she was coming to.

/can't believe I just transcribed that rant


I believe she was talking about the CORALS in the ocean.

Portals in the ocean would just be crazy.
 
2013-11-21 11:52:46 AM  

eyeq360: WTF Indeed: gopher321: I'm not going to watch that online video subby. Don't you know they give you cancer?

That's red herring. Online videos are how the NSA gets access to your computer. Why do you think Google bought YouTube?

They don't need to use online videos to access your computer.  it's just a front for the Russian mind-control psychotronic device that uses microwave frequencies to alter your brain waves.  They installed it on the International Space Station back in 2003 on the disastrous Columbia flight.  Sure, they said it was a piece of insulation that caused the catastrophic heat shield failure, but NASA, in conjunction with the Grays (who have telepathic and telekinetic powers) and the Reptilians (shape shifters with advanced engineering skills), sabotaged the space shuttle because one of the astronauts was about to expose what was being sent up to the ISS when the flight was over.  You can hear the transcripts of the flight and you'll notice that there is a beep that plays at a high frequency, near the limit of human hearing.  It's Morse Code for "THE ISS IS NOT WHAT IT IS.  NSA IS MONITORING EVERYONE."
This was the newest version.  The first model was put on SKYLAB, back in 1973, but someone found out so they had to destroy SKYLAB with a controlled burn.  The next model was put on MIR.  Someone else found out, so MIR had to be destroyed, as well.  Don't believe the lies that space agencies are telling you right now.


That lady's vote counts just as much as yours does.
 
2013-11-21 11:57:09 AM  
media.tumblr.com

I knew I never could trust that little bastard.
 
2013-11-21 12:22:57 PM  

ngaoistyast: Uh, yes, as he was stating I'm gonna, uh, speak in some formats that are kind of like, going with the wind from here to there, but you will see the format that I'm coming to and some of my educated words are not too well I'm gonna do my best to show y'all what I've been directed. Uh, Russia and Canada and America, the Triforce, there's gonna be a different alignment and America, in taking over this world, not over this world but taking over with the war there's gonna be a new leaflet formed, and out of this new leaflet you know this, this, this goes back to the ancient Greeks and to the alignment of the pyramids, uh, it's gonna form a new testament that will wipe away some of, of, the certain zones for churches and some of the churches will end up in time paying their 10 percent to the federal administration as well as the elite and the illuminati and the governing of the stars and bringing in balance or this will link us in the universal link and also as well as portals in the ocean that bear more pressuring on the core which will cause earthquakes and reconstruct the zoning of oil...


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-21 12:29:31 PM  

fiddle-faddle: kobrakai: ngaoistyast: Uh, yes, as he was stating I'm gonna, uh, speak in some formats that are kind of like, going with the wind from here to there, but you will see the format that I'm coming to and some of my educated words are not too well I'm gonna do my best to show y'all what I've been directed. Uh, Russia and Canada and America, the Triforce, there's gonna be a different alignment and America, in taking over this world, not over this world but taking over with the war there's gonna be a new leaflet formed, and out of this new leaflet you know this, this, this goes back to the ancient Greeks and to the alignment of the pyramids, uh, it's gonna form a new testament that will wipe away some of, of, the certain zones for churches and some of the churches will end up in time paying their 10 percent to the federal administration as well as the elite and the illuminati and the governing of the stars and bringing in balance or this will link us in the universal link and also as well as portals in the ocean that bear more pressuring on the core which will cause earthquakes and reconstruct the zoning of oil...

Ack!  Cut her off just when she was getting to the format she was coming to.

/can't believe I just transcribed that rant

Thank you for doing so because I couldn't stand to listen to it. Reading it was hard enough.

I had a friend who's rough-looking-ex-stripper-ex-wife used to say things similar to that. It's not as entertaining as it sounds when you have to deal with that kind of crazy for a few hours.


This is a word salad Sarah Palin WISHES she could come up with.
 
2013-11-21 12:32:20 PM  
Schizophrenia is kind of sad.

But also a lot of funny.

/as long as you're not living with them
 
2013-11-21 12:40:49 PM  

WTF Indeed: gopher321: I'm not going to watch that online video subby. Don't you know they give you cancer?

That's red herring. Online videos are how the NSA gets access to your computer. Why do you think Google bought YouTube?


WE'RE THROUGH THE GOOGLE GLASS HERE, PEOPLE.
 
2013-11-21 01:13:21 PM  
Or... a dead squirrel fell into her latest batch of moonshine.
 
2013-11-21 03:01:19 PM  
some of my educated words are not too well either but you will see the format that I'm coming to.

good ol' Danville, KY.  why that's right outside of Lexington, isn't it?

the Florida tag is misdirection.
 
2013-11-21 03:54:48 PM  
"Illuminati"

DRINK!
 
2013-11-21 06:58:12 PM  
Pffft - just another Francis E. Dec ripoff:  http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/intro.htm
 
2013-11-21 08:56:55 PM  

grokca: What the real pisser in all this is, millennia of planning passed down from father to son, society to society, work done by millions of minions and in the end some slack jawed yokel figures it all out.
It's not fair.


How the fark did they think they could keep it a secret, when anybody can see how the pyramids are aligned?  Idiots!
 
2013-11-22 02:01:54 AM  
[listens] Well, hell, let's do that! Everybody call your representation.

Also, the Bermuda Triangle attacks to control the Semi-Conscious Liberation Army using New York & the KKK. On a roll of 10 or better, they win the game.
 
2013-11-22 02:21:42 AM  
WHY did it have to be Kentucky???
 
2013-11-22 04:06:37 AM  
I'm going to have to go with hoax.  That was just too far out there.
 
2013-11-22 10:19:00 AM  
I was expecting the hostess to interrupt the caller and ask "Do you have a question for Mr. Wolman?" but moving right along to the next caller was a better choice.

.......because she was kept on the phone just long enough to trace the call and zero-in on her location so the extraction team could move in and prevent her from telling the world the truth. They were cutting it really close because she was about to complete her preamble and start getting to the juicy details.
 
2013-11-22 04:13:03 PM  

gilgigamesh: grokca: Shostie: Russia.

Canada.

The U.S.

The Triforce.

Clearly, Canada is the brains of the outfit, because we don't have the brawn.

Canada is the brains. America is the looks.


Russia, of course, is the wildcard.


kmpunksays.files.wordpress.com
 
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