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(My Fox Orlando)   Thief rips ATM out of the ground at Chase Bank drive-thru. Police say the suspect is large, green, and quite unlikeable when angry   (myfoxorlando.com) divider line 27
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2013-11-21 09:04:18 AM
Has his wife dropped it on his head yet?

/Mixing references
 
2013-11-21 09:14:50 AM
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meh. he doesn't look too tough to me.
 
2013-11-21 10:03:29 AM

EvilEgg: Has his wife dropped it on his head yet?

/Mixing references


Damn, too slow.

/skank skank skanky skank.
 
2013-11-21 10:06:31 AM
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All you gotta do is hook a chain up to the farkin' thing and rip it through the farking door.

The stupid thing is that the people who make the bank machines don't check with the people who make the doors.  If they just made the doors smaller than the bank machines you couldn't steal it cause it wouldn't fit through the door.
 
2013-11-21 10:11:58 AM
BeesNuts:All you gotta do is hook a chain up to the farkin' thing and rip it through the farking door.

The stupid thing is that the people who make the bank machines don't check with the people who make the doors.  If they just made the doors smaller than the bank machines you couldn't steal it cause it wouldn't fit through the door.


Your bank is so fancy that they have doors on the drive-thru. Most banks don't have doors yet, because they're still trying to figure out how to install the drive-thru ATMs if they can't fit them in through the doors.
 
2013-11-21 10:15:45 AM
I'm guessing someone in demolition forgot his wallet on the way to work this morning.
 
2013-11-21 10:15:59 AM

BeesNuts: [img545.imageshack.us image 614x411]

All you gotta do is hook a chain up to the farkin' thing and rip it through the farking door.

The stupid thing is that the people who make the bank machines don't check with the people who make the doors.  If they just made the doors smaller than the bank machines you couldn't steal it cause it wouldn't fit through the door.


1. This ATM machine was outside.
2. Doors are required by code to be a certain width.
3. If the machine was larger than the door how would you get it in?
4. The machines are generally secured to the floor or built into the walls pretty solid, if you can rip that up, ripping out the door frame wouldn't be any harder.
 
2013-11-21 10:20:12 AM
ReapTheChaos:

 ATM machine

It was going to happen in this thread. Thanks for getting it out early.
 
2013-11-21 10:20:41 AM
quick, someone get that pic of Splooge uploaded in here, post-haste!

/no, not that Splooge.
 
2013-11-21 10:22:00 AM
"Officers are gathering evidence at the scene. There's lots of damage to the drive-thru area."

No way, REALLY? Lots of damage you say?

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2013-11-21 10:22:03 AM
The suspects gave chase. I mean, took it.
 
2013-11-21 10:22:06 AM
Must be something in the air. This happened in Kansas City this morning.
 
2013-11-21 10:27:08 AM
HULK NO REMEMBER PIN NUMBER!!!
 
2013-11-21 10:34:09 AM

ReapTheChaos: BeesNuts: [img545.imageshack.us image 614x411]

All you gotta do is hook a chain up to the farkin' thing and rip it through the farking door.

The stupid thing is that the people who make the bank machines don't check with the people who make the doors.  If they just made the doors smaller than the bank machines you couldn't steal it cause it wouldn't fit through the door.

1. This ATM machine was outside.
2. Doors are required by code to be a certain width.
3. If the machine was larger than the door how would you get it in?
4. The machines are generally secured to the floor or built into the walls pretty solid, if you can rip that up, ripping out the door frame wouldn't be any harder.


Can't get anything by you, can we?
 
2013-11-21 10:39:15 AM
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That's not going to stop me, subby.
 
2013-11-21 10:39:27 AM

ReapTheChaos: BeesNuts: [img545.imageshack.us image 614x411]

All you gotta do is hook a chain up to the farkin' thing and rip it through the farking door.

The stupid thing is that the people who make the bank machines don't check with the people who make the doors.  If they just made the doors smaller than the bank machines you couldn't steal it cause it wouldn't fit through the door.

1. This ATM machine was outside.
2. Doors are required by code to be a certain width.
3. If the machine was larger than the door how would you get it in?
4. The machines are generally secured to the floor or built into the walls pretty solid, if you can rip that up, ripping out the door frame wouldn't be any harder.


WelldeadLink: BeesNuts:All you gotta do is hook a chain up to the farkin' thing and rip it through the farking door.

The stupid thing is that the people who make the bank machines don't check with the people who make the doors.  If they just made the doors smaller than the bank machines you couldn't steal it cause it wouldn't fit through the door.

Your bank is so fancy that they have doors on the drive-thru. Most banks don't have doors yet, because they're still trying to figure out how to install the drive-thru ATMs if they can't fit them in through the doors.


I see we have some Uninitiated in here.

You're welcome.
NSFW Language.
 
2013-11-21 10:45:10 AM
You NEVER go ATM.

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2013-11-21 10:45:46 AM
Police say the suspect is large, green, and quite unlikeable when angry

He just needed money for more purple pants.  (video, SFW)
 
2013-11-21 11:09:58 AM
Blah blah blah atm blah blah up for a reason blah blah able to get cash out.
 
2013-11-21 11:46:13 AM
No, submitter he was red.

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2013-11-21 12:09:53 PM
I know ATM fee's are annoying but, damn.
 
2013-11-21 12:12:10 PM
Haven't they put GPS locators in those things yet.
 
2013-11-21 12:24:41 PM
Suspect last seen sighing, picking up his backpack and sticking out his thumb to hitchhike, all while incredibly sad piano is playing in the background.
 
2013-11-21 12:49:49 PM

EvilEgg: Has his wife dropped it on his head yet?

/Mixing references



agilescout.com
 
2013-11-21 01:50:15 PM
Just use the ECM jammer on them. Gotta wait while the drill runs on the vault door anyway.

Anyone else playing Payday2?
 
2013-11-21 02:59:16 PM

RobotSpider: Just use the ECM jammer on them. Gotta wait while the drill runs on the vault door anyway.

Anyone else playing Payday2?


:highfive:
 
2013-11-21 03:20:46 PM
Suspect?

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