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(Boston Herald)   Man charged with cheating customer in drug deal found dismembered and burning in two towns   (bostonherald.com) divider line 44
    More: Obvious, ID'd, Liberty Street, Bridgewater  
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2013-11-21 10:11:25 AM  
we will rem-ember you!
 
2013-11-21 10:12:21 AM  
And nothing of value was lost.

/If the guy didn't have a mile long rap sheet, this could be a powerful argument for legalization.
//You can't mediate a dispute in a black market. Violence is the first and only option.
 
2013-11-21 10:13:27 AM  
Look! A squirrel.
 
2013-11-21 10:13:40 AM  
I'm surprised it wasn't ruled a suicide.
 
2013-11-21 10:18:16 AM  
Day at a time, I s'pose.
 
2013-11-21 10:18:25 AM  
Thing is, this murder will be added to the statistics list, and it'll be yet another person whose killer was never found, or who was killed by somebody they knew, or who should have had a gun to protect themselves, or whatever.

It's all bullshiat.
 
2013-11-21 10:19:51 AM  

Headso: we will rem-ember you!


I'm here to get dis-membered, re-membered, and turned to embers.

/Don't piss off drug dealers.
 
2013-11-21 10:20:43 AM  
mr bmw owner is probably sweating a little bit right now.

"naw, naw, mang.  You got it all wrong, I ain't got any motive here, pul-leeze."
 
2013-11-21 10:26:05 AM  
Was a bearded lumberjack with an incongruously deep tan seen loitering in the vicinity?
 
2013-11-21 10:32:24 AM  
My neighbor works for the state police crime lab in MA - she told me they spent a couple of hours looking for the head but never found it

/her work stories are way better than mine
//I spent 10 minutes explaining what Batman villains could of committed this crime
///csb
 
2013-11-21 10:40:36 AM  

dv-ous: Thing is, this murder will be added to the statistics list


Actually, a couple of statistics lists.
 
2013-11-21 10:46:15 AM  
You deal with consequences when you think Marcellus Wallace looks like a biatch.
 
2013-11-21 10:53:32 AM  
The man whose smoldering, dismembered remains were found in Hyde Park and Bridgewater last week had a lengthy rap sheet that included charges of assaulting his girlfriend, fighting with cops and dealing drugs - and once passed off a bag of baking soda as cocaine,

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-21 10:54:20 AM  
Jackson's partial remains were found in a barrel

I think I know what happened you guys

images.amcnetworks.com
 
2013-11-21 10:55:08 AM  
Man charged with cheating customer in drug deal

I'm glad that the cops are finally bringing these assholes to justice.
 
2013-11-21 11:03:22 AM  

Where are they now?


The Court regarded the late defendant's dispersed condition as an admission of guilt and sentenced him to be buried in the prison graveyard for fifty seven years as soon as he could be collected.
 
2013-11-21 11:07:44 AM  
the car was "collateral for $200 worth of cocaine."

To paraphrase the Coz...

Why do you do coke?

It intensifies my personality?

What if you drive a BMW?
 
2013-11-21 11:08:57 AM  
That's some kind of scumbag, to be hated so much at 24 years old that someone wants to burn and dismember you, or did they not want to waste the bullets on him?
 
2013-11-21 11:10:04 AM  
If someone you burned in a drug deal invites you to a barbeque, that might be a subtle hint you are no longer welcome on the planet.
 
2013-11-21 11:11:42 AM  

skinink: That's some kind of scumbag, to be hated so much at 24 years old that someone wants to burn and dismember you, or did they not want to waste the bullets on him?


That's corpse disposal, it's very unlikely they were killed that way.
 
2013-11-21 11:14:46 AM  
I've lived in Salisbury most of life, so I'm getting a kick out of all of these replies.
 
2013-11-21 11:14:47 AM  
This being the Herald, I'm sure there's some part of the story that was invented by the reporter to escalate the story.
 
2013-11-21 11:19:34 AM  

JuicePats: I've lived in Salisbury most of life...


Why do y'all insist in calling this "steak"?

www.jbsitedesigns.com
 
2013-11-21 11:20:25 AM  
"...smoldering, dismembered remains...". It don't get no more betters den dat. Burn, baby burn!
 
2013-11-21 11:21:07 AM  
The UK is becoming like Mexico.
 
2013-11-21 11:39:51 AM  

Lady Indica: skinink: That's some kind of scumbag, to be hated so much at 24 years old that someone wants to burn and dismember you, or did they not want to waste the bullets on him?

That's corpse disposal, it's very unlikely they were killed that way.


They left the pieces in two towns. I would have thought if it was corpse disposal they would have just done a Whitey Bulger and just thrown it in a hole. Those two locations they found the parts in are 24 miles apart.

Police believe this rapper may be involved.
 
2013-11-21 11:42:16 AM  
Saw a guy get almost beat to death cause he argued with people after they took his money but didn't come back with the pot. Dude got left with brain damage over $10.
 
2013-11-21 11:44:16 AM  
He's gonna need a hell of an attorney to get out of this one.
 
2013-11-21 12:01:33 PM  
They didn't mention his political party -- must have been a Democrat.
 
2013-11-21 12:01:44 PM  
Huge police chase going through Salisbury right now, like 10 cruisers flying around.
 
2013-11-21 12:02:09 PM  

skinink: They left the pieces in two towns. I would have thought if it was corpse disposal they would have just done a Whitey Bulger and just thrown it in a hole. Those two locations they found the parts in are 24 miles apart.

"


And they were public enough that it would be pretty likely they would be found rather quickly.  Someone was sending a message by not properly disposing of the corpse, that message is that if you fark with us we will cut you in two and light you on fire.

Watch that "aspiring rapper" be the next body found.
 
2013-11-21 12:03:08 PM  
Are they gonna run those DNA tests and chit to see if he was wrongly accused for all these years?
 
2013-11-21 12:20:55 PM  
Too bad it wasn't Kanye West.
 
2013-11-21 12:29:17 PM  

Jeng: Someone was sending a message by not properly disposing of the corpse, that message is that if you fark with us we will cut you in two and light you on fire.


I'm still not convinced that foul play is involved. Maybe the guy cut himself in half and set himself on fire. People do that sometimes.
 
2013-11-21 12:35:20 PM  
This is the kind of thing a lot of cops will just consider a "good riddance killing" - good riddance to the no-goognik victim, and good riddance to whomever they pin the killing on.
 
2013-11-21 12:50:33 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Jeng: Someone was sending a message by not properly disposing of the corpse, that message is that if you fark with us we will cut you in two and light you on fire.

I'm still not convinced that foul play is involved. Maybe the guy cut himself in half and set himself on fire. People do that sometimes.


You know, a pretty quick way to be taken seriously would be to fake this.  Someone dies of a heart attack/car accident/ whatever and you cut and torch them.  Then you can cite that incident for street cred assuming you don't piss off someone's insane brother with a chainsaw.
"Hey, you got that $500 you owe me?  You know Steve owed me less than that."
 
2013-11-21 12:52:10 PM  
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2013-11-21 02:24:36 PM  

A Terrible Human: Saw a guy get almost beat to death cause he argued with people after they took his money but didn't come back with the pot. Dude got left with brain damage over $10.


Funny how THAT shiat never makes the anti drug commercials.
 
2013-11-21 03:01:56 PM  

DigitalSorceress: This is the kind of thing a lot of cops will just consider a "good riddance killing" - good riddance to the no-goognik victim, and good riddance to whomever they pin the killing on.


A double play, as it were.
 
2013-11-21 04:32:50 PM  

mike_d85: You know, a pretty quick way to be taken seriously would be to fake this.  Someone dies of a heart attack/car accident/ whatever and you cut and torch them.  Then you can cite that incident for street cred assuming you don't piss off someone's insane brother with a chainsaw.
"Hey, you got that $500 you owe me?  You know Steve owed me less than that."


That's the first time I ever heard someone suggest faking a non-murder to make it look like a gangland killing.

I can see no way that this plan would be anything less than a total success. Now you just need to be on the lookout for people clutching their left arm.
 
2013-11-21 04:38:49 PM  
Accidents happen!
 
2013-11-21 07:40:02 PM  
suicide.
 
2013-11-21 08:56:03 PM  
sky diving accident, forgot his chute, hit another plane, got cut in two, sprung a leak in the wing, got coated with fuel...I'm still working on the ignition source...oh, yeah, static electricity caused a spark.

tah-dah!

solved!
 
2013-11-22 10:21:39 AM  
Are we sure OJ was in bed that night?

Oh, that's right, he uses a knife and inflicts The Death of A Thousand Cuts solo.

Drug execution is still a drug execution.
 
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