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(Metro)   British cops appeal for help identifying participants in machete fight. Especially the dude who showed up to a knife fight carrying only an umbrella   (metro.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-11-21 08:07:16 AM
You just know the umbrella dude is the most badass
 
2013-11-21 08:08:24 AM
Brolly misguided?
 
2013-11-21 08:08:53 AM
Danny Tejo is not wanted for questioning?
 
2013-11-21 08:12:20 AM
Was he wearing a bowler too?
 
2013-11-21 08:12:35 AM
maybe there was a machete in the umbrella?

/got nothing
 
2013-11-21 08:13:22 AM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-21 08:13:38 AM
www.onlinepublishingcompany.info
 
2013-11-21 08:15:17 AM

Langston: You just know the umbrella dude is the most badass


The umbrella guy was obviously a practitioner of bartitsu.
 
2013-11-21 08:20:27 AM
What a suave umbrella wielder looks like:


m0.ttxm.co.uk
 
2013-11-21 08:20:49 AM

FrancoFile: Langston: You just know the umbrella dude is the most badass

The umbrella guy was obviously a practitioner of bartitsu.


Or he just intended to stake someone through the heart with an umbrella. Because he's hardcore like that.
 
2013-11-21 08:22:41 AM

exarch: Was he wearing a bowler too?


4.bp.blogspot.com
But of course he was.
 
2013-11-21 08:25:38 AM
crustula.files.wordpress.com
/I know that is a wooden sword not an umbrella.//Still like a boss///Not today!
 
2013-11-21 08:35:42 AM
Check the hospitals for a guy with no arms and an umbrella stuck up his arse.
 
2013-11-21 08:36:22 AM
Was it Brick? Did he kill a guy?
 
2013-11-21 08:36:29 AM

Langston: You just know the umbrella dude is the most badass


Given that this is in England, he was probably just drunk and looking to beat up a brown person.
 
2013-11-21 08:37:06 AM

Callous: Check the hospitals for a guy with no arms and an umbrella stuck up his arse.


And yelling "it's just a flesh wound!"
 
2013-11-21 08:38:54 AM

ashinmytomatoes: /I know that is a wooden sword not an umbrella.//Still like a boss///Not today!


I'm disappointed that Martin heavily suggested that he's really, truly dead and not in fact going to return later in the series.
 
2013-11-21 08:43:22 AM
cdn5.movieclips.com
Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-11-21 08:44:25 AM
I guess Dewey Cox still hasn't learned his lesson.
 
2013-11-21 08:52:19 AM
Does "holding a machete" strike anyone else as a strange choice of words in the context of a fight?
 
2013-11-21 08:54:32 AM

brimed03: ashinmytomatoes: /I know that is a wooden sword not an umbrella.//Still like a boss///Not today!

I'm disappointed that Martin heavily suggested that he's really, truly dead and not in fact going to return later in the series.


Yeah, me too.
 
2013-11-21 08:56:37 AM
Machete?  How weak is that?  Real men use Tridents.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-21 09:02:45 AM
 
2013-11-21 09:05:19 AM
Penguin? Check
John Steed? Check

OK folks, I think we're done here.
 
2013-11-21 09:36:14 AM
imgs.mi9.com
Available for questioning.
 
2013-11-21 10:16:15 AM
There still looking for this woman, last seen wrestling with a(nother) lesbian dominatrix.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-21 10:26:05 AM
 
2013-11-21 12:03:50 PM
Another suspect:

nettiesworld.com
 
2013-11-21 12:13:29 PM
Wait. You take away people's guns and they still want to kill each other? Doesn't compute.
 
2013-11-21 12:55:58 PM

Nick Nostril: Wait. You take away people's guns and they still want to kill each other? Doesn't compute.


Nice troll.

FTFA:
"Officers were called after a brawl between a group of men in the early hours of Saturday October 19 in Tottenham High Road at the junction with Seven Sisters Road.
A 28-year-old man received minor injuries during the incident and was taken to a north London hospital and subsequently discharged."

This is why normally the police don't need to carry guns in the UK. What an idea!
 
2013-11-21 07:15:46 PM
Lethal cane:

www.toddalcott.com

Animated clip for the scene is here (with graphic violence, of course).
 
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