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(WTKR)   Today's Mensa candidate caught speeding on a suspended license with 96 bags of heroin in the car is brought to you by Poquoson, Virginia   (wtkr.com) divider line 17
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2013-11-21 08:14:17 AM
It's just a powder, man.
 
2013-11-21 08:21:10 AM
96 bags of smack in the car
96 bags of smack...

/or whatever you call it
 
2013-11-21 08:23:34 AM
Im sure the police will inventory all 83 bags of heroin very carefully.
 
2013-11-21 08:24:56 AM
And he cried...

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2013-11-21 08:27:39 AM
If he lawyers up he may be able to get that speeding charge lowered.
 
2013-11-21 08:31:24 AM
One more time:

1) Don't transport drugs.
2) If you must transport drugs, don't violate any traffic laws.
3) If you must violate traffic laws, don't be:
   a) drunk
   b) high
   c) belligerent
   d) someone who consents to searches
   e) without insurance
   f) driving on a suspended license.
 
2013-11-21 08:32:41 AM
You know, they never tell you how much being a mule pays. Or how to apply. I'm sure they'd get a much better class of employees if they told you these things.

/EEOC
 
2013-11-21 08:33:26 AM
Tuttle has been charged with Possession with the Intent to Distribute - Heroin (felony), Possession of a Schedule III Controlled Substance without a Valid Prescription - Suboxone (misdemeanor), Driving a Motor Vehicle after Driver's License has been Revoked for an Alcohol-Related Offense (misdemeanor), and Speeding 49 mph in a posted 35 mph zone (radar).

i'm familiar with felonies, misdemeanors, but what the hell is a radar?
 
2013-11-21 08:34:54 AM
I don't think they really have "candidates" in Mensa. Mostly, you just take the test, and if you get a high enough score you pay your dues and you're in.

It's a pretty egalitarian group, all things considered.
 
2013-11-21 08:36:43 AM
This just in, sometimes geniuses need outlets that challenge them other than academia.
 
2013-11-21 08:40:35 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't think they really have "candidates" in Mensa. Mostly, you just take the test, and if you get a high enough score you pay your dues and you're in.

It's a pretty egalitarian group, all things considered.


Yes, as long as you are smart enough to do well on the test, but conceited enough to blind yourself to how stupid it is to pay to get in, they'll let you in.
 
2013-11-21 08:47:40 AM
That'll put Poquoson on the map, in the spelling bee, and on Jeopardy Wheel of Fark.

I'd like to buy a vowel, cap'n.

mps110.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-21 09:17:48 AM
To be fair... It IS Poquoson, the Land of (now two) Streetlights. Tis a scary place at night.

/stupid crap like this is going to get VA its own tag
//huzzah?
 
2013-11-21 09:40:09 AM

GDubDub: One more time:

1) Don't transport drugs.
2) If you must transport drugs, don't violate any traffic laws.
3) If you must violate traffic laws, don't be:
   a) drunk
   b) high
   c) belligerent
   d) someone who consents to searches
   e) without insurance
   f) driving on a suspended license.


Don't worry, its called thinning out the herd. The real criminals are the smart ones you don't here about. ;)
 
2013-11-21 02:05:17 PM
Ah Poquoson, or as some call it, Poke-a-cousin...
 
2013-11-21 03:08:53 PM
Representative Trey Radel? How's that rehab going?
 
2013-11-21 05:38:59 PM
(radar)
 
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