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(Metro)   The incident has led the Foreign Office to remind tourists to be careful when staying in hotels with balconies - especially cute tourists with outstanding boobs   (metro.co.uk) divider line 42
    More: Obvious, foreign office, Romany Mitchell, Phuket  
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2013-11-21 09:06:55 AM
i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-21 09:13:49 AM
Spiked with stupid.
 
2013-11-21 09:14:01 AM
MOTHER OF GOD!
 
2013-11-21 09:14:11 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-21 09:15:19 AM
I'd hit it at 9.81m/s2
 
2013-11-21 09:15:24 AM
I'm on the second floor of my hotel here in Melbourne. I'm also drunk as fark.

But I'm not falling off any balcony because I don't know how the fark to get out on th balcony. Serioulsy. it's like a goddmane d rubiks cube to get out there.
 
2013-11-21 09:16:18 AM
She belongs to Bangkok  now.
 
2013-11-21 09:17:12 AM
What am I missing? I don't see any picture accompanying the article.
 
2013-11-21 09:18:01 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm on the second floor of my hotel here in Melbourne. I'm also drunk as fark.

But I'm not falling off any balcony because I don't know how the fark to get out on th balcony. Serioulsy. it's like a goddmane d rubiks cube to get out there.


Stupid tilt/swing door? Turn the handle midway. But please don't fall off the balcony, Australia has socialised medicine and you'll die.

I have no idea if Australia actually has socialised medicine. Nor do I care.
 
2013-11-21 09:18:14 AM

gopher321: What am I missing? I don't see any picture accompanying the article.


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2013-11-21 09:20:32 AM

FarkinNortherner: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm on the second floor of my hotel here in Melbourne. I'm also drunk as fark.

But I'm not falling off any balcony because I don't know how the fark to get out on th balcony. Serioulsy. it's like a goddmane d rubiks cube to get out there.

Stupid tilt/swing door? Turn the handle midway. But please don't fall off the balcony, Australia has socialised medicine and you'll die.

I have no idea if Australia actually has socialised medicine. Nor do I care.


I CAN'T WORK THE FARKING SLIDING DOOR
 
2013-11-21 09:21:13 AM
This is the same Foreign Office that warns tourists visiting the United States that it is a foreign country and the laws are different from the UK. How cute is that!
 
2013-11-21 09:21:38 AM
Id spike her too.
 
2013-11-21 09:25:59 AM

LandOfChocolate: gopher321: What am I missing? I don't see any picture accompanying the article.

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Ah, thank you. Yes, that is one healthy lady.
 
2013-11-21 09:26:06 AM
Oh, there's just one more thing...

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2013-11-21 09:26:14 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: FarkinNortherner: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm on the second floor of my hotel here in Melbourne. I'm also drunk as fark.

But I'm not falling off any balcony because I don't know how the fark to get out on th balcony. Serioulsy. it's like a goddmane d rubiks cube to get out there.

Stupid tilt/swing door? Turn the handle midway. But please don't fall off the balcony, Australia has socialised medicine and you'll die.

I have no idea if Australia actually has socialised medicine. Nor do I care.

I CAN'T WORK THE FARKING SLIDING DOOR


Please help. I am so scared.
 
2013-11-21 09:27:04 AM
 
2013-11-21 09:34:01 AM
She's British?  She's like a 20/10 over there!  Even in Sweden she'd be at least an 8.
 
2013-11-21 09:35:26 AM
Of course she fell off...she's top heavy.
 
2013-11-21 09:40:23 AM
FarkinNortherner:

BitwiseShift: This is the same Foreign Office that warns tourists visiting the United States that it is a foreign country and the laws are different from the UK. How cute is that!


While you are traveling in the United Kingdom, you are subject to its laws even if you are a U.S. citizen. Foreign laws and legal systems can be vastly different than our own. If you break local laws in the United Kingdom, your U.S. passport won't help you avoid arrest or prosecution. It's very important to know what's legal and what's not where you are going.


OhSnap.jpg.
 
2013-11-21 09:40:31 AM
Sure she looks cute now, but it will be super weird when her symbiont comes back as a man with memories of everything you ever said to her.
 
2013-11-21 09:48:17 AM
We need more pics of her, stat.
 
2013-11-21 09:51:03 AM

HMS_Blinkin: She's British?  She's like a 20/10 over there!  Even in Sweden she'd be at least an 8.


British girls are ugly and flat chested.

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(Although I married a Californian with a massive rack, so...)
 
2013-11-21 09:58:13 AM

timster: Sure she looks cute now, but it will be super weird when her symbiont comes back as a man with memories of everything you ever said to her.


It's worth it.
 
2013-11-21 10:00:58 AM

LandOfChocolate: gopher321: What am I missing? I don't see any picture accompanying the article.

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So she was in Thailand for the augmentation surgery?
 
2013-11-21 10:05:54 AM

italie: She belongs to Bangkok  now.


I'd Phuket.
 
2013-11-21 10:30:48 AM
Looks like the fun bags deployed on impact.
 
2013-11-21 10:47:04 AM

timster: Sure she looks cute now, but it will be super weird when her symbiont comes back as a man with memories of everything you ever said to her.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking Trill, with those spots...

/They should've had Dax come back as a man instead of farking Ezri, the perky little nymph...
//I wonder how Worf would've reacted to that!
 
2013-11-21 11:11:58 AM
She looks like the one that 'fell asleep' at the tattoo parlor.
 
2013-11-21 11:26:19 AM
"Outstanding boobs"?  Sure. Whatever.  Let's see what subby calls "outstanding".

*clicks

0_o

Subby speaks the truth.
 
2013-11-21 11:30:03 AM
Well, if she has some injuries that need to change her carreer path, she could always come to the US and become part of the adult themed entertainment industry.  They are always looking for nitch girls.
 
2013-11-21 12:06:00 PM
Outstanding surgeon.
 
2013-11-21 12:43:17 PM
NOBODY is going to mention that the article refers to Phuket?

No puns? Nothing?!?!

I am sad.
 
2013-11-21 01:16:19 PM

jackmalice: italie: She belongs to Bangkok  now.

I'd Phuket.


ZeroCorpse: NOBODY is going to mention that the article refers to Phuket?

No puns? Nothing?!?!

I am sad.

 
2013-11-21 02:39:50 PM
Good thing her airbags were deployed before the fall.
 
2013-11-21 02:43:29 PM

ZeroCorpse: NOBODY is going to mention that the article refers to Phuket?

No puns? Nothing?!?!

I am sad.


Or about her own balcony?
 
2013-11-21 03:37:18 PM
If you are a hot British chick, why would you go to Thailand?  You really dig those hawt Thai guys?  You're going to attract some hawt foreign guys who are only there to bang underage prostitutes?  You like beaches and culture?  We, in America, have plenty of beaches and culture oozing out our hamhocks.

She should have come to the U.S. She'd get liquored up for free and if she fell off the balcony, they'd be 5 guys that dove off after her to perhaps break her fall.
 
2013-11-21 04:15:45 PM
I wonder what the ratio of actual drinks being spiked/roofied with versus lack of self control is.  1:10000?
 
2013-11-21 06:10:57 PM
Now THAT'S a balcony you can do Shakespeare off of!
 
2013-11-21 07:20:20 PM
She has normal teeth.  I call shenanigans.
 
2013-11-21 10:03:03 PM
Spiking drinks again? Phuket !
 
2013-11-22 12:50:58 AM
Obviously she bounced.
 
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