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(KTAR Phoenix)   Wait, you're saying that if I try to lose weight by only eating cotton balls soaked in orange juice it might not be good for me?   (ktar.com) divider line 25
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2013-11-21 01:23:51 AM  
AZ is the West's answer to FL
 
2013-11-21 01:35:56 AM  
The cotton balls will plug your pooper, hence restricting the calories-- side, but will do nothing for your mouth, the calories++ side.  Soon you won't be able to buy a [plane|boat|barge|C-5 Galaxy|Minuteman 3} ticket to send your ass home.  See also: French Guy too fat to fly/boat.
 
2013-11-21 05:00:16 AM  
Milo Minderbinder?
 
2013-11-21 08:05:05 AM  
Fiber is an important part of your daily diet
 
2013-11-21 08:08:06 AM  
Dietitian warns against dyeing cotton balls titian?
 
2013-11-21 08:28:15 AM  

CPT Ethanolic: Milo Minderbinder?


Yossarian frowns upon...
 
2013-11-21 08:31:09 AM  

beezeltown: CPT Ethanolic: Milo Minderbinder?

Yossarian frowns upon...


We are a refined bunch to be able to jokingly make references to classic books that are both too long to read and required reading in many schools.
 
2013-11-21 08:35:41 AM  
Wouldn't the residual bleach in the cotton balls be bad for you too?
 
2013-11-21 08:39:03 AM  

Millennium: Wouldn't the residual bleach in the cotton balls be bad for you too?


It's dual purpose, it bleaches your asshole too.  bonus!
 
2013-11-21 08:45:57 AM  
Eh, if you are stupid enough to believe that eating cotton balls, soaked in oj or not, would be beneficial in any way, you probably deserve any issues you may experience.
 
2013-11-21 08:47:10 AM  
I like how the second commenter blames Obama.
 
2013-11-21 08:47:11 AM  

bmongar: Millennium: Wouldn't the residual bleach in the cotton balls be bad for you too?

It's dual purpose, it bleaches your asshole too.  bonus!


I'm just imagining the boutique tshirts that can be made from cotton harvested from the poop. You know, claim the digestive fluids make it ultra soft and extra wonderful and thus the 200$ poop shirt is born.

You can sell it right next to the poop coffee.
 
2013-11-21 08:51:13 AM  

Snotnose: The cotton balls will plug your pooper, hence restricting the calories-- side, but will do nothing for your mouth, the calories++ side.  Soon you won't be able to buy a [plane|boat|barge|C-5 Galaxy|Minuteman 3} ticket to send your ass home.  See also: French Guy too fat to fly/boat.


i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-21 08:53:45 AM  
Once you ate enough beans to blow out all of the cotton balls you would probably lose any advantage you may have gained.
 
2013-11-21 09:00:05 AM  
Dated a girl who was a model once she said she used to eat wadded up pieces of toilet paper when she was too hungry to do a shoot.
 
2013-11-21 09:11:05 AM  
Should've dipped em in choc...

beezeltown: CPT Ethanolic: Milo Minderbinder?

Yossarian frowns upon...


Dammit.
 
2013-11-21 09:30:46 AM  

Millennium: Wouldn't the residual bleach in the cotton balls be bad for you too?


You should only eat organic unbleached cotton balls.

Is chocolate covered cotton still ok?
 
2013-11-21 09:34:58 AM  
Is it better than the acid treatments?
 
2013-11-21 09:48:07 AM  

bmongar: Millennium: Wouldn't the residual bleach in the cotton balls be bad for you too?

It's dual purpose, it bleaches your asshole too.  bonus!


But does it interfere with butthole tattooing?
 
2013-11-21 11:23:33 AM  

feffer: I like how the second commenter blames Obama.


Yeah, I noticed that. The full Dunning-Kruegar effect.
 
2013-11-21 11:53:41 AM  
Every day is a good day for Pica.

It's probably like eating hair, it sits in your stomach and can cause problems. While some animals have evolved to cope with it, we haven't.

Although the result may save a life when your friend Ron consumes a poison potion.
 
2013-11-21 12:09:54 PM  
has this been studied with beer ???
 
2013-11-21 02:32:56 PM  

StokeyBob: Once you ate enough beans to blow out all of the cotton balls you would probably lose any advantage you may have gained.


I once had to feed my dog cotton balls soaked in baked bean juice because she ate 3 OPEN safety pins...the cotton dragged 'em on out without injury or pain, it was a neat trick.

/getting a kick or csb??
 
2013-11-21 06:05:54 PM  
Just wait until they hear about the sugar free gummy bear diet.
 
2013-11-21 07:07:20 PM  
What about cotton balls dipped in chocolate?

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