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(KJRH Tulsa)   "Who gets up at 8:30 in the morning and decides they're going to go to Walmart, take off all their clothes and masturbate in the women's bathroom?" Apparently this guy. w/vid of witness confronting him   (kjrh.com) divider line 73
    More: Dumbass, Brian Hounslow, Tulsa Walmart, Broken Arrow, Tulsa, bathrooms, clothing  
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2013-11-20 10:17:23 PM
That woman's voice could have prevented the entire incident.
 
2013-11-20 11:24:14 PM
He just wanted to beat the 9am rush, along with his meat.
 
2013-11-20 11:44:03 PM
"There's a naked man in the bathroom masturbating," she reportedly shouted for several minutes.

I kind of doubt it happened just like that.
 
2013-11-21 12:07:30 AM
You know, if you showed me a pic of that guy, told me he had been arrested, and asked me what he had been arrested for, my first guess would not have been "Masturbating in the women's room at Walmart."  But it wouldn't have taken me long to get there.
 
2013-11-21 12:20:09 AM
Seriously. Sleep in. What's the rush? They're open 24 hours.
 
2013-11-21 12:20:23 AM
I'm usually up by 7:30, myself
 
2013-11-21 12:57:35 AM
We know the people of Wal-Mart are hot, but seriously bro

/2 strokes works for you
 
2013-11-21 01:05:01 AM
This is why most Targets aren't open 24 hours.
 
2013-11-21 01:29:46 AM
That is some fine public shaming right there. I thought guys like that were more attracted to the stalls anyway.
 
2013-11-21 01:56:46 AM
"There's a naked man in the bathroom masturbating," she reportedly shouted for several minutes.

LOL WUT
 
2013-11-21 01:58:45 AM
I do most of my bathroom jerking off at Target. That way I have something to aim for.

/it's the baby changing table.
 
2013-11-21 02:02:43 AM
Different strokes for different folks.

He might be able to beat the rap for indecent exposure as he was in a bathroom. Besides, in Obummers America gender issues are confused. I think a good lawyer could get him off.

But seriously, this is why we need to get God back in Walmart.
 
2013-11-21 02:03:55 AM
What a freakin' weirdo. JC Penney I could see, but Walmart? No class.
 
2013-11-21 02:05:15 AM
John 8:7
 
2013-11-21 02:06:18 AM
i1.ytimg.com

Works for you? Daaaang.
 
2013-11-21 02:07:41 AM
Looks at story.....checks time....looks at early threads...buys off Farkers with beer...makes sure I preview comments....Nah I'm good tonight. Have fun kids.

\\slashies for no reason
 
2013-11-21 02:07:43 AM
And if the genders were reversed, there wudda been a happy ending.
At a crowded Oktoberfest, the women routinely used the men's bathroom and nobody cared.
 
2013-11-21 02:08:03 AM
I bet Beth is the kind of woman who takes a lot of pride in the fact that sex no longer interests her. I'm sure she'd get along well with my wife.
 
2013-11-21 02:08:07 AM
A few years ago while I was at the library I went to the men's room and there was a guy standing at the urinal seemingly just peeing but his pants were around his ankles as if he unfastened them and just let them drop.
Don't know what he was doing. Don't want to know. Didn't ask.
 
2013-11-21 02:09:59 AM
The man soon came out of the bathroom himself, telling her he didn't know it was the women's bathroom.

Masturbating in the men's bathroom is OK? Why am I just now learning this?
 
2013-11-21 02:10:03 AM

C18H27NO3: A few years ago while I was at the library I went to the men's room and there was a guy standing at the urinal seemingly just peeing but his pants were around his ankles as if he unfastened them and just let them drop.
Don't know what he was doing. Don't want to know. Didn't ask.


a.k.a. The Husky.
 
2013-11-21 02:13:17 AM

C18H27NO3: A few years ago while I was at the library I went to the men's room and there was a guy standing at the urinal seemingly just peeing but his pants were around his ankles as if he unfastened them and just let them drop.
Don't know what he was doing. Don't want to know. Didn't ask.


Ahhhh, the ole pants around the ankle piss. I went to school with a mentally challenged kid who would drop his pants to the floor everytime. It was terrible. Some people who like to keep things PC call that "taking a retard piss".
 
2013-11-21 02:15:13 AM
Charged with indecent exposure, $5k bond, and probably put on some list forever all because 'she said so'.
While I don't doubt he did it there still seems to be something inherently wrong with the way we do things if that's all it takes.
 
2013-11-21 02:15:36 AM
Beating the holiday rush?
 
2013-11-21 02:17:20 AM
This totally looks like an Onion article, with this picture...

Jeez lady! Can't a guy masturbate in an Oklahoma Wal Mart women's restroom at 830am without someone freaking out?
Commentary • Opinion • Nov 20, 2013
By Brian Hounslow, Local Jerkoff
media2.kjrh.com
 
2013-11-21 02:24:10 AM
Idiot. What you should do is be naked and masturbating in the disabled persons' bathroom.

If you're caught by a legitimate user, you just act all potato and special. Trust me, they ALWAYS let you go and never report it.
It's like something they expect.


/Walmart disabled toilets are the best - very roomy and they have a full length mirror.
 
2013-11-21 02:27:53 AM
Uhhh, does this happen a lot...?

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2013-11-21 02:38:27 AM
Who the fark don't?
 
2013-11-21 02:42:30 AM
Take off the clothes?
Apparently he forgot that you have to get all dressed up before going to or coming at Walmart.

cdn.randomfunnypicture.com
 
2013-11-21 02:45:40 AM
img.pandawhale.com

HE WAS MASTURBATING...HE WAS MASTURBATING... !
 
2013-11-21 02:51:33 AM
Does anyone else notice the sperm swimming across the screen at :58 to introduce the top story text?
 
2013-11-21 02:57:11 AM

MustardTiger: C18H27NO3: A few years ago while I was at the library I went to the men's room and there was a guy standing at the urinal seemingly just peeing but his pants were around his ankles as if he unfastened them and just let them drop.
Don't know what he was doing. Don't want to know. Didn't ask.

Ahhhh, the ole pants around the ankle piss. I went to school with a mentally challenged kid who would drop his pants to the floor everytime. It was terrible. Some people who like to keep things PC call that "taking a retard piss".


static4.fjcdn.com
In my house, it's called a Butters pee
 
2013-11-21 03:06:22 AM
Davis then did the only thing she could think to do -- walk out and yell for help. "There's a naked man in the bathroom masturbating," she reportedly shouted for several minutes.

What a helpless farking coont. You just stood around shouting like a moron? Go track down a manager, call the police if you're that hysterical, or just tell the nearest employe and move the fark on with your life.
 
2013-11-21 03:07:22 AM
That blond beat-reporter covering Tulsa meat-beating is about the hottest one I've ever cum across.

/I've tried to post a pic or 2 a few times now.
//failed each time
///hawt - actually really really friggin hawt.
 
2013-11-21 03:09:50 AM

C18H27NO3: Charged with indecent exposure, $5k bond, and probably put on some list forever all because 'she said so'.
While I don't doubt he did it there still seems to be something inherently wrong with the way we do things if that's all it takes.


That would be funny.

Guy walks into wrong bathroom by mistake.
Woman walks in, sees guy runs out in hysterics.
"There's a guy in the bathroom!! There's a guy in the bathroom!!!"
"Ma'am, maybe he just went in by mistake."
"No!!....uhm...he was...uhm...all naked!! And....uhm...and...masturbating! That's it! He was masturbating naked!!"

And yes, in this day and age it might be enough to ruin your life.


/not saying the guy didn't do it, for the record
 
2013-11-21 03:10:03 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Davis then did the only thing she could think to do -- walk out and yell for help. "There's a naked man in the bathroom masturbating," she reportedly shouted for several minutes.

What a helpless farking coont. You just stood around shouting like a moron? Go track down a manager, call the police if you're that hysterical, or just tell the nearest employe and move the fark on with your life.


This is a rather a rational observation, coming from the likes of you.
 
2013-11-21 03:12:26 AM

tuna fingers: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Davis then did the only thing she could think to do -- walk out and yell for help. "There's a naked man in the bathroom masturbating," she reportedly shouted for several minutes.

What a helpless farking coont. You just stood around shouting like a moron? Go track down a manager, call the police if you're that hysterical, or just tell the nearest employe and move the fark on with your life.

This is a rather a rational observation, coming from the likes of you.


I have my moments
 
2013-11-21 03:13:41 AM
I hear they're hoping for a guilty plea because a jury might let the jerk off.
 
2013-11-21 03:14:39 AM

tuna fingers: That blond beat-reporter covering Tulsa meat-beating is about the hottest one I've ever cum across.

/I've tried to post a pic or 2 a few times now.
//failed each time
///hawt - actually really really friggin hawt.


I bet the jerkmeister was hoping someone like blondy walked into the restroom, but instead, he got Bea Arthur's long lost twin. I almost feel sorry for the guy.
 
2013-11-21 03:20:44 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

I have my moments

 Peace to you and yours, Dow.
 
2013-11-21 03:22:31 AM
FTV: "Someone stop him. Do not let him go out that door."

Yeah Beth, I don't think that would have worked out well for anybody if they listened to you.
 
2013-11-21 03:25:48 AM
The early bird gets the worm?
 
2013-11-21 03:36:17 AM

tuna fingers: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

I have my moments

 Peace to you and yours, Dow.


You too, sir
 
2013-11-21 03:41:08 AM
I see where the guy is coming from.  In my local Walmart the wifi reception is much better in women's bathroom than in the men's room.

It's even better in the electronics aisle.

/not welcome in my local Walmart anymore
 
2013-11-21 04:00:31 AM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2013-11-21 04:17:13 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Davis then did the only thing she could think to do -- walk out and yell for help. "There's a naked man in the bathroom masturbating," she reportedly shouted for several minutes.

What a helpless farking coont. You just stood around shouting like a moron? Go track down a manager, call the police if you're that hysterical, or just tell the nearest employe and move the fark on with your life.


Why would you not point and laugh, ask "Is that for real, that's the tiniest little thing I've ever seen!" and then run out and start shouting "There's a man with the tiniest cock jacking in our bathroom! Everyone come look, it's like a little grub!"

/I've never seen a store bathroom that's not a single locking stall, what's the problem with making them unisex again?

rkiller1: And if the genders were reversed, there wudda been a happy ending.
At a crowded Oktoberfest, the women routinely used the men's bathroom and nobody cared.


Guys do start to get pissed when the women hog both bathrooms long enough, though.
 
2013-11-21 05:29:50 AM
FTA: "One of the employees said, no don't touch him."
Good call. He's probably still got duckbutter all over his hands.
 
2013-11-21 05:59:52 AM
The real story here is how irritating that woman is.
 
2013-11-21 06:13:16 AM

Mad Mark: FTA: "One of the employees said, no don't touch him."
Good call. He's probably still got duckbutter all over his hands.


Ahahahha you're one of the only people on the internet I've ever seen say duckbutter. Where are you from?
 
2013-11-21 06:23:40 AM
Hey Brain what you wantna do tomorrow?
 
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