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(My Fox NY)   Dumb: Neck tattoos. Dumber: Face tattoos. Farkest: Jewelry implanted in your eyeball   (myfoxny.com) divider line 80
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2013-11-21 12:20:18 AM
"Look at me! I'm unique!"
That's nice lady, have fun with that torn eyeball...
 
2013-11-21 12:21:28 AM
So 1993.

filmsack.com
 
2013-11-21 12:21:42 AM
At least it will be harder to snatch and grab.

/It will become a hell of a conversation starter if it becomes infected.
 
2013-11-21 12:24:51 AM
Wonder how much retina damage before you naturally see sparkles.
 
2013-11-21 12:24:52 AM
Whatever draws attention away from her face, I suppose.
 
2013-11-21 12:27:11 AM
I can't think of anything that could possibly go wrong with this. Thankfully, the eye isn't a very sensitive or important organ.
 
2013-11-21 12:28:00 AM
"It's going to be a conversation maker," says Lucy Luckayanko. "I will be able to tell people. It will be unique. It will be sort of my unique factor.

And let me ask.
Then what?
"Oh, that's weird."
"Isn't it?"
"so...................."

Because, you know.....personalities just won't do it anymore.
 
2013-11-21 12:28:51 AM
If I'm going to have something implanted in my eye, it'll be a high-definition display that shows information and such ;)
 
2013-11-21 12:28:57 AM
"50 percent of my friends are like oh my god it's super cool"

100 percent of me is like oh my god shut up.
 
2013-11-21 12:30:53 AM
Meh...The guys on Lockup have beem doing eyeball tats for years now. This is nothing.
 
2013-11-21 12:32:19 AM
Fark that into the deepest depths of hell!!!!
 
2013-11-21 12:33:19 AM
Want to look cool and unique?
25.media.tumblr.com
Wear a funky, funky eyepatch.
 
2013-11-21 12:34:29 AM
Yeah, she'll be unique. For about a week until every other dbag that sees this news clip runs out and gets one.

I can think of better things than this to blow $3k on that would actually give me something interesting to talk about.

Though I guess the people she meets will have lots to say about the idiot who paid to have a shard of metal implanted in her eye. She'd better hope she never gets hit or poked in that eye from now on lest that nice sharp piece if metal does some damage.

"But they said it was safe!"
 
2013-11-21 12:35:06 AM
fc00.deviantart.net
i.imgur.com
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2013-11-21 12:37:10 AM
$3K? If I had $3K to waste right now, I'd feel like a millionaire.
 
2013-11-21 12:37:42 AM
dilbert.com
 
2013-11-21 12:38:27 AM
It's not like she tattooed her eyes.
oddculture.com
www.naija.fm
www.spyghana.com

/Personally I kind of like the look. That's why I drink heavily in hopes of getting jaundiced eyes. Yeah. That's the ticket.
 
2013-11-21 12:42:45 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-21 12:45:16 AM

farkingismybusiness: It's not like she tattooed her eyes.




/Personally I kind of like the look. That's why I drink heavily in hopes of getting jaundiced eyes. Yeah. That's the ticket.


That last guy's eyes looked kinda cool an anime.
 
2013-11-21 12:47:20 AM

Good Behavior Day: At least it will be harder to snatch and grab.

/It will become a hell of a conversation starter if it becomes infected.


Well there's your source material for Rat Race 2.
 
2013-11-21 12:47:21 AM
What happens if she needs an MRI? That might hurt.
 
2013-11-21 12:49:26 AM
terrible idea
 
2013-11-21 12:50:54 AM
This is the guy from Howard Stern's show who offered $100,000 to anyone who could find him a wife. He is an insane douche.
 
2013-11-21 12:57:51 AM
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2013-11-21 12:57:57 AM
img36.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-21 12:59:39 AM

farkingismybusiness: What happens if she needs an MRI? That might hurt.


Especially if she's unconscious and they don't notice before they turn it on.
 
2013-11-21 01:05:57 AM
"To me this is just another way to advance the science of ophthalmology," says Dr. Emil Chynn, the medical director of Park Avenue Laser Vision.

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2013-11-21 01:12:09 AM
FTA: "The bottom of heart down so pointing diagonal like that".
Well, that makes perfect sense.
 
2013-11-21 01:13:20 AM

MysteryGuest: "To me this is just another way to advance the science of ophthalmology," says Dr. Emil Chynn, the medical director of Park Avenue Laser Vision.

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Don't laugh,  the advance comes after he has perform the surgery to remove the implants and reconstruct the eyes from intestinal  tissue.
 
2013-11-21 01:14:09 AM

shiattynick: $3K? If I had $3K to waste right now, I'd feel like a millionaire.


I have 3k to waste but, if I was the kind of guy to waste 3k, I wouldn't have it to waste.  Stop looking at my gaming rig!
 
2013-11-21 01:18:15 AM

farkingismybusiness: What happens if she needs an MRI? That might hurt.


To the internets!

"To ensure the MRI compatibility of various eyelid implants in high-field MRI, 3 eyelid weights made of pure gold (99.99%), pure platinum (99.95%), and a platinum (97%)/iridium (3%) alloy were examined in vitro. Temperature changes, position changes, and imaging artifacts of the different implants were determined in a small-bore 7.0 Tesla MRI system. The 7.0 Tesla MRI system demonstrated that none of the eyelid implants carried a risk of heating or dislocation; therefore, these implants are MRI compatible up to a magnetic field strength of 7.0 Tesla."

She's still an idiot.
 
2013-11-21 01:19:41 AM
Yeah, it'll be a cold day in hell before I click on that link.

*shudder*

/// slashie shudders ///
 
2013-11-21 01:23:54 AM
not a good idea
 
2013-11-21 01:27:52 AM
I'm trying to think of a pun for this, but all I can come up with are too cornea even for Fark.
 
2013-11-21 01:30:15 AM

jtown: farkingismybusiness: What happens if she needs an MRI? That might hurt.

To the internets!

"To ensure the MRI compatibility of various eyelid implants in high-field MRI, 3 eyelid weights made of pure gold (99.99%), pure platinum (99.95%), and a platinum (97%)/iridium (3%) alloy were examined in vitro. Temperature changes, position changes, and imaging artifacts of the different implants were determined in a small-bore 7.0 Tesla MRI system. The 7.0 Tesla MRI system demonstrated that none of the eyelid implants carried a risk of heating or dislocation; therefore, these implants are MRI compatible up to a magnetic field strength of 7.0 Tesla."

She's still an idiot.


That's good to know, because that was the ONLY thing stopping me from getting the procedure. Hell, I might get a few in each eye now!
 
2013-11-21 01:32:02 AM

Madman drummers bummers: I'm trying to think of a pun for this, but all I can come up with are too cornea even for Fark.


Nice pun. Need a pupil?
 
2013-11-21 01:36:07 AM
DNRTFA.  Didn't have the courage.  This thread is bad enough.
/our slide back to barbarism continues...
 
2013-11-21 01:37:02 AM
Magneto will be able to take her out in record time.
 
2013-11-21 01:43:03 AM

farkingismybusiness: Madman drummers bummers: I'm trying to think of a pun for this, but all I can come up with are too cornea even for Fark.

Nice pun. Need a pupil?


Hey, I'm trying to focus in on some vitreous humor over here.
 
2013-11-21 01:46:07 AM

relaxitsjustme: farkingismybusiness: Madman drummers bummers: I'm trying to think of a pun for this, but all I can come up with are too cornea even for Fark.

Nice pun. Need a pupil?

Hey, I'm trying to focus in on some vitreous humor over here.


Don't keep me waiting. Socket to me.
 
2013-11-21 01:52:15 AM
No.
 
2013-11-21 01:53:01 AM
Saw this here on Fark the other day. It seems to apply here.


i677.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-21 01:54:59 AM

farkingismybusiness: relaxitsjustme: farkingismybusiness: Madman drummers bummers: I'm trying to think of a pun for this, but all I can come up with are too cornea even for Fark.

Nice pun. Need a pupil?

Hey, I'm trying to focus in on some vitreous humor over here.

Don't keep me waiting. Socket to me.


Iris you hadn't said that. Lens agree to stop these puns.
 
2013-11-21 02:06:41 AM
The only direction to go from here for attention whores is getting your pancreas pierced or your liver tattooed.
 
2013-11-21 02:17:45 AM

Old enough to know better: Saw this here on Fark the other day. It seems to apply here.


[i677.photobucket.com image 500x375]


Better caption:

"Some superficial douche made fun of me in junior high for wearing the wrong sneakers. So, I've built my entire adult identity around my physical appearance. That means I win."

/fine, the other one's funnier. But I'm guessing mine is closer to the mark...
 
2013-11-21 02:30:52 AM
Sounds like someone took the non-conformists oath a little too seriously.
 
2013-11-21 04:00:59 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: FTA: "The bottom of heart down so pointing diagonal like that".
Well, that makes perfect sense.


You expect anyone who would do this to make any kind of sense?
 
2013-11-21 04:29:38 AM
Why not just get permanent mirror sunglasses operated into your skull, so you don't have to look yourself in the eyes ever again when faced with a reflection object?

Seems about as rational as this shiat.
 
2013-11-21 04:55:15 AM

Public Savant: Why not just get permanent mirror sunglasses operated into your skull, so you don't have to look yourself in the eyes ever again when faced with a reflection object?

Seems about as rational as this shiat.


Agrees:
www.durfee.net
 
2013-11-21 05:07:11 AM
Oh, this again.
 
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