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(Daily Mail)   Cancer detecting bees. Hold still, this might sting a little   ( divider line
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2013-11-21 01:06:35 AM  
Dr.: Now, we have some new tests we'll be running for you today.

Patient: Like what?

Dr.: ...

Patient: ...

Dr.: (throws beehive) Catch!

Bees: BZZZZZ sting sting BZZZZ BZZZZ sting

Patient: OWWWW OWWW (moans in pain)

Dr.: Well, interesting.

Patient: What? What could you have possibly learned from that?

Dr.: (looks at Patient with grim expression) You have Stage 4 colon cancer.

Bees: BZZZZ BZZZZ sting
2013-11-21 02:10:47 AM  
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2013-11-21 02:12:25 AM  
Trained bees only rush into the smaller chamber if they detect the odour on the patient's breath that they have been trained to target.

Great. Then you have cancer AND a bee in your mouth.
2013-11-21 02:13:34 AM  
Yeah, so? My I can fight cancer with my penis!

Hold still, you're going to feel a small prick.
2013-11-21 02:14:31 AM  
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2013-11-21 02:21:28 AM  
A Portuguese designer

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2013-11-21 02:36:04 AM  
"Cancer detecting bees"? How and why? Cancer isn't even sentient; how can it detect anything, even loudly buzzing things?

*skims TFA*

Oh, I see. Subby, please learn to punctuate.
2013-11-21 02:36:38 AM  
I hope the bees don't get confused if the patient has the hives.
2013-11-21 02:38:34 AM  

phrawgh: Nope.

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Is that a Cicada Killer? I get those in my place a few times a year.
2013-11-21 02:56:49 AM  
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2013-11-21 02:58:31 AM  
Shot out of the mouths of cancer-detecting dogs.
2013-11-21 03:00:49 AM  

The tooth. The Tooth The TOOTH!
2013-11-21 03:18:22 AM  
What does a bee shout when it breaks a leg?

2013-11-21 03:30:02 AM  
Wouldn't it be better if the bees were detecting the cancer?
2013-11-21 03:32:13 AM  
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/I hate you bees!
2013-11-21 03:45:01 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: What does a bee shout when it breaks a leg?


You've made my day. And it's only 12:44AM. No matter what else happens, today will be a good day.
2013-11-21 04:24:10 AM  

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2013-11-21 04:59:53 AM  
you catch more cancer with honey then you do bees
2013-11-21 06:31:20 AM  
If the bees fly into a secondary chamber, then that means the bees have detected the disease

Well that or, they're trying to GTFO of the glass you trapped them in. Either one.
2013-11-21 07:45:34 AM  
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How does one say "Please check my prostrate" in ass shakings?
2013-11-21 08:07:02 AM  
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2013-11-21 08:11:39 AM  
"Not the cancer! NOT THE CANCER!"

/How no Nic Cage so far?
2013-11-21 08:37:16 AM  
Pavlov's dog with a buzz
2013-11-21 08:56:23 AM  
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Nick Cage is devastated to learn that he has stage two throat cancer.
2013-11-21 09:02:01 AM  
I read that as cancer detecting beers and thought we finally took that wonderful leap into the future.

/want my flying car and sexbot
2013-11-21 10:17:58 AM  
This will help keep medical costs down, because as we all know, the bee stings in life are free.
2013-11-21 10:24:28 AM  
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2013-11-21 12:46:56 PM  
Unsurprising, since they are the only creature to figure out how to make a food product that never, ever, ever expires. Twinkies, MREs, even Necco Wafters; they all expire. But honey, nope, find some from a thousand years ago, heat it up a bit and you're good to go.
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