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(Sun Sentinel)   Doctor arrested after his female patient realizes that whips and sex toys aren't part of your typical checkup   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 15
    More: Florida, female patients, Florida Department of Health, BrettClarkson, medical, osteopathic medicine, administrative hearings, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office  
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8226 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Nov 2013 at 8:10 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-20 07:51:32 PM  
3 votes:
allergies to whips and sex toys are easily treated, so it makes sense to rule them out early in the diagnostic process.

also, he wasn't a doctor, he was a chiropractor osteopath.
2013-11-20 08:32:55 PM  
2 votes:
How about the chicken and the miniature donkey??? they are routine aren't they?


/God I need a new doc
2013-11-20 08:23:41 PM  
2 votes:
Was he treating her for "hysteria?"
2013-11-20 08:20:06 PM  
2 votes:
Welp, someone's about to lose their license to practice phrenology from the Florida Department of Voodoo.
2013-11-21 01:14:43 PM  
1 votes:
Moffat is really taking this 50th anniversary episode in a different direction
2013-11-20 11:45:43 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Nobody else?  Really?
2013-11-20 08:36:55 PM  
1 votes:

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"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing."


"but we're not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything..."
2013-11-20 08:32:27 PM  
1 votes:
She probably thought to herself, "how am I supposed to open my mouth and say 'ah' when I have this ball gag in my mouth?"
2013-11-20 08:25:00 PM  
1 votes:
the doctor of osteopathy

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2013-11-20 08:22:32 PM  
1 votes:
Um...I gotta talk to my optometrist then.
2013-11-20 08:20:42 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: The Florida Department of Health filed an administrative complaint against Simon in July, alleging inappropriate sexual conduct with a patient.

But then they don't tell us what appropriate sexual conduct with a patient is.
2013-11-20 08:20:26 PM  
1 votes:
They aren't??
Thanks, Obama.
2013-11-20 08:16:27 PM  
1 votes:
So I can ask any woman (or man) to come into my office, strip naked, and allow me to place my fingers and other instruments inside them for medical reasons...but if the instrument is shaped like a dolphin or has ribs, it's suddenly not ok?
2013-11-20 08:15:27 PM  
1 votes:
She became suspicious after he checked her prostate.
2013-11-20 08:13:05 PM  
1 votes:
3j0by72a1bhn38rrij4dkr868b0.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing."
 
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