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(Sun Sentinel)   Doctor arrested after his female patient realizes that whips and sex toys aren't part of your typical checkup   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 64
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2013-11-20 07:51:32 PM  
allergies to whips and sex toys are easily treated, so it makes sense to rule them out early in the diagnostic process.

also, he wasn't a doctor, he was a chiropractor osteopath.
 
2013-11-20 08:13:05 PM  
3j0by72a1bhn38rrij4dkr868b0.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing."
 
2013-11-20 08:15:26 PM  
She don't like other women. She likes whips and chains!
 
2013-11-20 08:15:27 PM  
She became suspicious after he checked her prostate.
 
2013-11-20 08:16:27 PM  
So I can ask any woman (or man) to come into my office, strip naked, and allow me to place my fingers and other instruments inside them for medical reasons...but if the instrument is shaped like a dolphin or has ribs, it's suddenly not ok?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-20 08:17:02 PM  
"I was testing them for.....ummm.... alergies....yeah that's the ticket. You know, leather, latex, silicone lube, bodily fluids..."?
 
2013-11-20 08:20:06 PM  
Welp, someone's about to lose their license to practice phrenology from the Florida Department of Voodoo.
 
2013-11-20 08:20:26 PM  
They aren't??
Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-20 08:20:42 PM  
FTA: The Florida Department of Health filed an administrative complaint against Simon in July, alleging inappropriate sexual conduct with a patient.

But then they don't tell us what appropriate sexual conduct with a patient is.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-20 08:22:21 PM  

kidsizedcoffin: FTA: The Florida Department of Health filed an administrative complaint against Simon in July, alleging inappropriate sexual conduct with a patient.

But then they don't tell us what appropriate sexual conduct with a patient is.


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2013-11-20 08:22:32 PM  
Um...I gotta talk to my optometrist then.
 
2013-11-20 08:23:41 PM  
Was he treating her for "hysteria?"
 
2013-11-20 08:25:00 PM  
the doctor of osteopathy

pennyscribbler.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-20 08:27:30 PM  
I have to pay extra for that in montreal.
 
2013-11-20 08:32:27 PM  
She probably thought to herself, "how am I supposed to open my mouth and say 'ah' when I have this ball gag in my mouth?"
 
2013-11-20 08:32:55 PM  
How about the chicken and the miniature donkey??? they are routine aren't they?


/God I need a new doc
 
2013-11-20 08:36:01 PM  
FTFA: According to the report, the woman "believed this was therapy" and told deputies that Simon told her it would help her.
"I don't really like it but he told me it would help," the woman was quoted as telling investigators.


However, earlier in the article, it stated:  According to a Sheriff's Office report, Simon referred to the sessions - there were about 15 between in the year leading up to December 2011 - as "punishment therapy."

So, let me get this straight. She didn't "really like" this "therapy" so much that she came back for more of the same "therapy" 15 times in the course of a year.

Oooooookaaaaaayyy ...
 
2013-11-20 08:36:55 PM  

Ringshadow: [3j0by72a1bhn38rrij4dkr868b0.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 529x265]
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing."


"but we're not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything..."
 
2013-11-20 08:37:27 PM  

voodoomedic: So I can ask any woman (or man) to come into my office, strip naked, and allow me to place my fingers and other instruments inside them for medical reasons...but if the instrument is shaped like a dolphin or has ribs, it's suddenly not ok?


Yeah, it's crazy I just don't understand this world sometimes.
 
2013-11-20 08:41:22 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: voodoomedic: So I can ask any woman (or man) to come into my office, strip naked, and allow me to place my fingers and other instruments inside them for medical reasons...but if the instrument is shaped like a dolphin or has ribs, it's suddenly not ok?

Yeah, it's crazy I just don't understand this world sometimes.


You might need therapy.
 
2013-11-20 08:44:36 PM  
i'm sorry i call bullsh*t. there's no way she thought this was "therapy"
maybe they jokingly called it that but she knew what was going on

not saying that the doctor was right in his behavior as i believe they stated that relationships with patients is forbidden but yeah she was having a relationship of some sort with him and it probably went sideways and now she's complaining.

womp womp
 
2013-11-20 08:45:56 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: voodoomedic: So I can ask any woman (or man) to come into my office, strip naked, and allow me to place my fingers and other instruments inside them for medical reasons...but if the instrument is shaped like a dolphin or has ribs, it's suddenly not ok?

Yeah, it's crazy I just don't understand this world sometimes.


Hey, but I get paid for it...so there's that....which is nice....
 
2013-11-20 08:49:50 PM  
Clothespins? Is this S&M or Little House on the Prairie cosplay?
 
2013-11-20 08:55:10 PM  

Ringshadow: [3j0by72a1bhn38rrij4dkr868b0.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 529x265]
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing."



came for. leaving happy.
 
2013-11-20 08:55:15 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: tinfoil-hat maggie: voodoomedic: So I can ask any woman (or man) to come into my office, strip naked, and allow me to place my fingers and other instruments inside them for medical reasons...but if the instrument is shaped like a dolphin or has ribs, it's suddenly not ok?

Yeah, it's crazy I just don't understand this world sometimes.

You might need therapy.


I go once or twice a month, do you think that's not enough?
 
2013-11-20 09:00:12 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Danger Avoid Death: tinfoil-hat maggie: voodoomedic: So I can ask any woman (or man) to come into my office, strip naked, and allow me to place my fingers and other instruments inside them for medical reasons...but if the instrument is shaped like a dolphin or has ribs, it's suddenly not ok?

Yeah, it's crazy I just don't understand this world sometimes.

You might need therapy.

I go once or twice a month, do you think that's not enough?


Depends on if the sessions include nipple torture and rope play.
 
2013-11-20 09:01:53 PM  

vudukungfu: I have to pay extra for that in montreal.


That's because you have socialized medicine. Here in the states we bill our insurance for 'therapies'.
This woman is a snitch and should be silenced. How dare she rat out a compassionate practitioner like this?
 
2013-11-20 09:02:16 PM  

fusillade762: the doctor of osteopathy

[pennyscribbler.files.wordpress.com image 850x518]


Doctor of Osteopathy isn't the same as Doctor of Chiropractic
 
2013-11-20 09:02:20 PM  
I guess she sees this doctor to work her kinks out
 
2013-11-20 09:03:44 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Danger Avoid Death: tinfoil-hat maggie: voodoomedic: So I can ask any woman (or man) to come into my office, strip naked, and allow me to place my fingers and other instruments inside them for medical reasons...but if the instrument is shaped like a dolphin or has ribs, it's suddenly not ok?

Yeah, it's crazy I just don't understand this world sometimes.

You might need therapy.

I go once or twice a month, do you think that's not enough?


Depends. Do you not "really like" your "therapy"?
 
2013-11-20 09:03:45 PM  
See your doctor if the errection last more than 4 hours.
 
2013-11-20 09:13:24 PM  
Healine: "Doctor arrested"
Article:  "Dr. David Simon wasn't arrested"

Very silly doctor though. From the patients perspective they marry a doctor or they win a settlement. Either way it is "Payday".
 
2013-11-20 09:33:31 PM  
The doctor was not arrested or charged with any crime...sooo...subby why did you headline this with "Doctor arrested"?
 
2013-11-20 09:43:09 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: According to the report, the woman "believed this was therapy" and told deputies that Simon told her it would help her.
"I don't really like it but he told me it would help," the woman was quoted as telling investigators.

However, earlier in the article, it stated:  According to a Sheriff's Office report, Simon referred to the sessions - there were about 15 between in the year leading up to December 2011 - as "punishment therapy."

So, let me get this straight. She didn't "really like" this "therapy" so much that she came back for more of the same "therapy" 15 times in the course of a year.

Oooooookaaaaaayyy ...


she was okay playing with Dr.Love as long as the drug & cash flowed. a/k/a typical prostitute. she complained to her therapist when Dr.Love 'withheld her medications'.
 
2013-11-20 09:43:33 PM  

geekasaurus: i'm sorry i call bullsh*t. there's no way she thought this was "therapy"
maybe they jokingly called it that but she knew what was going on

not saying that the doctor was right in his behavior as i believe they stated that relationships with patients is forbidden but yeah she was having a relationship of some sort with him and it probably went sideways and now she's complaining.

womp womp


On the other hand he was withholding her medication and it was actually her psychologist who reported him?
 
2013-11-20 09:48:40 PM  
Uh... anyone know a good lawyer?

/frikkin chiropractors...
 
2013-11-20 09:49:15 PM  
1. Chick suffers from depression.
2. Chick initiated kinky relationship.
3. Doctor was giving her money for food, and sample packs of medicine.

Conclusion: don't start an S&M relationship with a farked up welfare biatch.
 
2013-11-20 09:56:22 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: 1. Chick suffers from depression.
2. Chick initiated kinky relationship.
3. Doctor was giving her money for food, and sample packs of medicine.

Conclusion: don't start an S&M relationship with a farked up welfare biatch.


Basically, don't stick ANYTHING in crazy
 
2013-11-20 10:00:22 PM  
Why did this pop in my head....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9RnSEqvrOY

I wonder if he played this song while boning her? Inquiring minds want to know!
 
2013-11-20 10:12:51 PM  

KrispyKritter: Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: According to the report, the woman "believed this was therapy" and told deputies that Simon told her it would help her.
"I don't really like it but he told me it would help," the woman was quoted as telling investigators.

However, earlier in the article, it stated:  According to a Sheriff's Office report, Simon referred to the sessions - there were about 15 between in the year leading up to December 2011 - as "punishment therapy."

So, let me get this straight. She didn't "really like" this "therapy" so much that she came back for more of the same "therapy" 15 times in the course of a year.

Oooooookaaaaaayyy ...

she was okay playing with Dr.Love as long as the drug & cash flowed. a/k/a typical prostitute. she complained to her therapist when Dr.Love 'withheld her medications'.


Farking THIS
 
2013-11-20 10:36:00 PM  

berylman: Clothespins? Is this S&M or Little House on the Prairie cosplay?


Clothespins are used to pinch flesh. You can also put dozens on a body linked with rope, and then pull them all off at once for screamy creamy fun! If you're into that sort of thing. I don't think it's really anything Half Pint would've thrown down for.

Ma on the other hand....
 
2013-11-20 10:42:32 PM  
It sounds like the doctor was good....And Thorough...
 
2013-11-20 10:43:21 PM  

Lady Indica: berylman: Clothespins? Is this S&M or Little House on the Prairie cosplay?

Clothespins are used to pinch flesh. You can also put dozens on a body linked with rope, and then pull them all off at once for screamy creamy fun! If you're into that sort of thing. I don't think it's really anything Half Pint would've thrown down for.

Ma on the other hand....


How YOU doin'?

;)
 
2013-11-20 10:48:26 PM  

voodoomedic: Lady Indica: berylman: Clothespins? Is this S&M or Little House on the Prairie cosplay?

Clothespins are used to pinch flesh. You can also put dozens on a body linked with rope, and then pull them all off at once for screamy creamy fun! If you're into that sort of thing. I don't think it's really anything Half Pint would've thrown down for.

Ma on the other hand....

How YOU doin'?

;)


She is just beyond awesome from my POV but I'm sorta scared of her which makes it even better : )
 
2013-11-20 10:50:21 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: voodoomedic: Lady Indica: berylman: Clothespins? Is this S&M or Little House on the Prairie cosplay?

Clothespins are used to pinch flesh. You can also put dozens on a body linked with rope, and then pull them all off at once for screamy creamy fun! If you're into that sort of thing. I don't think it's really anything Half Pint would've thrown down for.

Ma on the other hand....

How YOU doin'?

;)

She is just beyond awesome from my POV but I'm sorta scared of her which makes it even better : )


Perhaps we should visit her together? You know...for support?
 
2013-11-20 10:52:19 PM  

voodoomedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: voodoomedic: Lady Indica: berylman: Clothespins? Is this S&M or Little House on the Prairie cosplay?

Clothespins are used to pinch flesh. You can also put dozens on a body linked with rope, and then pull them all off at once for screamy creamy fun! If you're into that sort of thing. I don't think it's really anything Half Pint would've thrown down for.

Ma on the other hand....

How YOU doin'?

;)

She is just beyond awesome from my POV but I'm sorta scared of her which makes it even better : )

Perhaps we should visit her together? You know...for support?


Imma gonna think on this ; )
 
2013-11-20 11:19:43 PM  

dj_bigbird: Was he treating her for "hysteria?"


Did she have an orgasm?
 
2013-11-20 11:45:43 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Nobody else?  Really?
 
2013-11-21 12:09:38 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: voodoomedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: voodoomedic: Lady Indica: berylman: Clothespins? Is this S&M or Little House on the Prairie cosplay?

Clothespins are used to pinch flesh. You can also put dozens on a body linked with rope, and then pull them all off at once for screamy creamy fun! If you're into that sort of thing. I don't think it's really anything Half Pint would've thrown down for.

Ma on the other hand....

How YOU doin'?

;)

She is just beyond awesome from my POV but I'm sorta scared of her which makes it even better : )

Perhaps we should visit her together? You know...for support?

Imma gonna think on this ; )


Anything that brings you out west.
 
2013-11-21 12:14:16 AM  
She initiated the sex. She set this guy up. She had her fun for a while, and then slapped this on him so that she could sue for a nice pay check.
 
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