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2013-11-20 05:03:21 PM
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this is satire, yes?
 
2013-11-20 05:12:56 PM
Someone please claw my eyes out.  This menu item is burned into my retinas: bologna tartare on a pringle

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2013-11-20 05:43:08 PM

FlashHarry: this is satire, yes?


I have to say yes (Googling their address leads to an empty field), but it's hilarious.

/I nearly coughed myself to death laughing at "mustard water".
 
2013-11-20 06:33:56 PM
D'aww, this is so cute...

Probably not real, but wouldn't it be adorable? Especially the summer vegetables that must be finished before desert.
 
2013-11-20 06:40:27 PM
LOL.  Very funny.  I love this special touch:  "Anthony was a consultant at Chuck E Cheese's as well as several public elementary schools."

Has to be fake.  The PB&J was awesome.
 
2013-11-20 06:55:28 PM
I'm srsly about to crank up a sous vide pop tart!!
 
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2013-11-20 07:10:06 PM
Oh Austin...
 
2013-11-20 08:07:28 PM
The Grilled Cheese coins though... damn those look tasty.
 
2013-11-20 08:53:21 PM

suziequzie: The Grilled Cheese coins though... damn those look tasty.


Bite sized grilled cheese is actually a good idea.
 
2013-11-20 10:06:20 PM

Besthubbyevar: I'm srsly about to crank up a sous vide pop tart!!


Add my vote to the "satire" column.  This has to be fake.  "Sous vide", to seriously oversimplify, is pretty much a fancy-ass low temp boil-in-bag cooking method.  Not sure what it would do to a Pop Tart, but I'm sure it wouldn't be good.
 
2013-11-20 10:14:06 PM
Drink menu:

Sugar and water drink $2
Fruit Barrel $2
Milk Three Ways - Chocolate, Strawberry, Straight-up $3
Mixed Sodas (pick three) $3
Coffee $3

Heh.

Also:  curbside parent pick-up/drop-off

Double heh.  I had a terrible day--thank you, subby, for the sorely-needed laugh.
 
2013-11-21 02:34:37 AM
Why?

Why did someone waste so much time producing a fake website?? Do they win a prize? Is it a job application? Is it to trick an obnoxious parent?
 
2013-11-21 06:58:18 AM
Why would anyone feed their kids these terrible things?

Oh, satire?  Satire making fun of pretentious foodie restaurants?
Never mind, do carry on.
 
2013-11-21 07:37:27 AM
I should see what my son thinks of this.  I can already picture his "WTF" face...
 
2013-11-21 08:57:38 AM

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 700x525]

this is satire, yes?


That looks like what I'd imagine sliced penis looks like.

NO
 
2013-11-21 09:37:56 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 700x525]

this is satire, yes?

That looks like what I'd imagine sliced penis looks like.


i told somebody that it looked like the aftermath of the john wayne bobbitt emasculation.
 
2013-11-21 11:24:43 AM
Hudsucker Proxy reference + quality satire = +1
 
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