Voiceofreason01: I'm not sure who I respect least, Ted Cruz or Salon
Marcus Aurelius: "Let people purchase health insurance across state lines."Remember when we did that with credit cards? The card companies all moved to Utah and South Dakota for limitless interest rates and gutted consumer protections.You talk about pre-existing conditions not being covered? How about no conditions being covered? Because that's where interstate sales of health insurance would end up.
Ambivalence: WTF does "inveigh" mean? I have a better than average vocabulary and I have never seen or heard that word used in a sentence.
JerseyTim: Oooh, he should have said tort reform. That's an answer with substance. Sorry, Ted!
Marcus Aurelius: Remember when we did that with credit cards? The card companies all moved to Utah and South Dakota for limitless interest rates and gutted consumer protections.
Ambivalence: WTF does "inveigh" mean?
spongeboob: Articles keep getting written claiming how smart Cruz is, I have seen Alan Dershowitz claim he was very intelligent in at least three different articles.So are they lying, did Cruz have a stroke or TBI, is this assholish behavior just political theater to impress the Tea Party, or is Cruz just socially retarded and he can't see how this would alienate people?
Bareefer Obonghit: Mrs. Cruz: Hey, honey, what would you like for dinner tonight?Rafael: What's with the inquisition, you jealous c*nt? I should have never fertilized your fetid slime drain, whore!
smellysocksnshoes: As much as I don't live Obama- he manned up and said "that's on me" I cannot remember the last time someone anti ACA admitted any of their hyperbole was wrong/ has not panned out.I still don't love Obummercare but at least the front man has some integrity- Cruz is the front man for bumper sticker policy and butthurt
hervatski: He looks like a farked up version of will forte.[wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net image 240x220]
Kittypie070: Some photog HAS to take a pic of him where he actually looks normal.
Somaticasual: Kittypie070: Some photog HAS to take a pic of him where he actually looks normal.Well, they do, but the 3 people they've shown it to mysteriously deflated while their souls escaped through their eyes..
Kittypie070: This guy is an oddball. I mean, his expressions.Why does he genuinely look like he's:A) about to pout and cry like a childB) having some kind of religious visionC) gazing with adoration into his mirror??Am I just being a nasty ol mean kitty at him or what?Some photog HAS to take a pic of him where he actually looks normal.
mrshowrules: hervatski: He looks like a farked up version of will forte.[wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net image 240x220]A farker had the best description of Ted Cruz ever. He said Ted Cruz looked like a guy wearing a poorly fitting Ted Cruz mask
sheep snorter: Rafael Cruz left Canada due to his thin skin?/All Canadians have thick skin.//Best cooked over a light heat in a nice Moose sauce.
Apparently Cruz isn't used to being grilled.
FnkyTwn: When they claim that Cruz is "smart", is it just that he's the *smartest* Republican that other Republicans have met?I don't see how being a constant demagogue, and yet supposedly being smart enough to understand the issue is "smart", other than in the Dr. Evil sense of the word.
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