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2013-11-20 05:29:16 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-11-20 05:31:06 PM
That pic has to be fake. I can't imagine he's allowed contact visits, is he?
 
2013-11-20 05:31:49 PM
Charlie still has what it takes apparently.
 
2013-11-20 05:31:53 PM
Dilbert's aware of this:
dilbert.com
 
2013-11-20 05:32:21 PM
jebus! I thought his other pictures were scary ass shiat.  heebee jeebees for sure
 
2013-11-20 05:32:40 PM
She would totally fit right in with the original Family. Maybe she time-traveled and will be taking him back with her.
 
2013-11-20 05:33:16 PM
img.timeinc.net

Wouldn't be the first.
 
2013-11-20 05:34:02 PM
Hybristophilia, women who become sexually attracted to men who commit violent acts.
 
2013-11-20 05:35:58 PM
i.chzbgr.com

/Usul, we have daddy issues the likes of which not even god has ever seen.
 
2013-11-20 05:36:32 PM
Charles Manson, the most notorious killer of the twentieth century

Really? Not to put too fine a point on it, but the twentieth century was the killin'-est century in world history. That's quite the statement there.
 
2013-11-20 05:38:59 PM
Obvious: Chicks dig jerks the long ball
 
2013-11-20 05:39:16 PM
Ummmmmmm.....

www.psychiatry.org
 
2013-11-20 05:39:46 PM
He never actually killed anyone.
I say let's be nice to him.
 
2013-11-20 05:40:17 PM
Women want relationships with losers who live with their mothers so they can fix them, it never works; women want relationships with abusers because 99% of them are "pretty" men with expected results; women DO NOT want relationships with secure men who have jobs, vehicles, live on their own and have clear goals because........................there is no room for improvement.  IT IS SIMPLY STUPID.
 
2013-11-20 05:40:22 PM

Super Chronic: Charles Manson, the most notorious killer of the twentieth century

Really? Not to put too fine a point on it, but the twentieth century was the killin'-est century in world history. That's quite the statement there.


Total: 3. Actual paticipation: 0.
 
2013-11-20 05:40:59 PM
Her family and (ex) friends must be so proud of her.
 
2013-11-20 05:41:14 PM

Super Chronic: Charles Manson, the most notorious killer of the twentieth century

Really? Not to put too fine a point on it, but the twentieth century was the killin'-est century in world history. That's quite the statement there.


Good point. Who IS the most notorious killer of the 20th? Hitler? Stalin? Manson? Glen Beck?
 
2013-11-20 05:41:27 PM
I've met a few attractive twenty-somethings who have a thing for Manson that goes beyond fascination. I find it creepy for obvious reasons, but apparently it's a thing.
 
2013-11-20 05:42:53 PM

Super Chronic: Charles Manson, the most notorious killer of the twentieth century

Really? Not to put too fine a point on it, but the twentieth century was the killin'-est century in world history. That's quite the statement there.


You know who else was a notorious killer in the twentieth century?
 
2013-11-20 05:43:12 PM
In the words of charles bukowski

"The crazier they are the better they lay"
 
2013-11-20 05:44:43 PM
Please turn into a ladder theory/friend zone thread.  They're hilarious.
 
2013-11-20 05:45:01 PM

andrewmoriarty: Hybristophilia, women who become sexually attracted to men who commit violent acts.


gamesdbase.com
 
2013-11-20 05:45:14 PM
Charles Manson is a "Jerk"?  Use it in a sentence.

"You killed Sharon Tate?  What a jerk!"
 
2013-11-20 05:45:51 PM

swahnhennessy: I've met a few attractive twenty-somethings who have a thing for Manson that goes beyond fascination. I find it creepy for obvious reasons, but apparently it's a thing.


I have some good advice for you, stop hanging out wherever it is that you hang out.
 
2013-11-20 05:45:58 PM

abhorrent1: That pic has to be fake. I can't imagine he's allowed contact visits, is he?


media.tumblr.com
Not in California.
 
2013-11-20 05:46:09 PM
Charles Manson backwords is nosnam selrahc

Hope that helps.
 
2013-11-20 05:47:06 PM
I know a woman who lives in fear that Manson will get out because she's been raised to think her mother caught him.

Her mom's dead.
 
2013-11-20 05:47:07 PM

varnigus: You know who else was a notorious killer in the twentieth century?


faceplantreview.files.wordpress.com

Simon Phoenix: I hope my butt didn't look like that! Okay, who do we have left that's good? Wilkes, Patrick... Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy!
 
2013-11-20 05:50:21 PM
Because he's there
 
2013-11-20 05:50:29 PM
So what if she's cute, substeroo?  What were you going to do with her?  Flowers wouldn't impress her.  Money wouldn't impress her.
It's your attention to the environment that matters...and..possibly how much blood you splatter within that environment...and perhaps which specific words you decide to write with that blood.  And how many times you tell her you're Jesus Christ.  You should also be short.  I just think you're better off with someone more your type who you could bring to Fark parties without her causing a scene.
 
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2013-11-20 05:53:08 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm

This is farther than what Bill intended with the song...
 
2013-11-20 05:53:20 PM
She's going for the Susan Atkins look.

crimeshots.com
 
2013-11-20 05:53:20 PM
"Maybe I should have killed four, five hundred people. Then I would have felt better. Then I would have felt like I really offered society something. If I wanted to kill somebody, I'd take this book and beat you to death with it, and I wouldn't feel a thing. Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?"

-Charles Manson

Well he does have his way with words. I can see how she could fall for him. Plus he knew about Google way back in 1987 apparently.
 
2013-11-20 05:53:44 PM

oldwolf49: Women want relationships with losers who live with their mothers so they can fix them, it never works; women want relationships with abusers because 99% of them are "pretty" men with expected results; women DO NOT want relationships with secure men who have jobs, vehicles, live on their own and have clear goals because........................there is no room for improvement.  IT IS SIMPLY STUPID.


No, it's irrational, not stupid.
 
2013-11-20 05:54:07 PM
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-20 05:55:19 PM

pedobearapproved: I have some good advice for you, stop hanging out wherever it is that you hang out.


That's just it, though - it's not as if they all came from the same clique. Or even the same decade. Or continent. But daddy issues transcend those boundaries. Or cult hero worship. Or the ultimate bad boy. Or whatever it takes to explain it. Pointless f*ckery, whatever it is.
 
2013-11-20 05:55:56 PM
Dicks like jerks, too. So I think everyone can agree that jerks should get a pass.
 
2013-11-20 05:58:41 PM

varnigus: Super Chronic: Charles Manson, the most notorious killer of the twentieth century

Really? Not to put too fine a point on it, but the twentieth century was the killin'-est century in world history. That's quite the statement there.

You know who else was a notorious killer in the twentieth century?


Well yeah, that's kind of my point. That one guy, and a lot of others.
 
2013-11-20 05:58:42 PM
I never, ever, in a million years thought I would ever say this.  But it has come to this.

Charles Manson, don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-11-20 06:00:17 PM
Back when I was in high school, like a lot of teenagers, we used to think Charles Manson was a pretty big deal. My AP English teacher got so sick of this shiat over the years that he actually had a bunch of photocopies of some of his choicest bits of "wisdom" that he'd hand out to make us read and learn how misguided that sort of thinking was. I totally respect how he turned that noxious phase into a teachable moment. Although I don't know how well it would work now because almost no one had the internet at the time.
 
2013-11-20 06:04:17 PM

lockers: Charles Manson backwords is nosnam selrahc

Hope that helps.


You meant "backwards", with two "a"s. Hope that helps.
 
2013-11-20 06:04:41 PM
I read this as "chick jerks dick".
 
2013-11-20 06:07:29 PM

orclover: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x566]

/Usul, we have daddy issues the likes of which not even god has ever seen.


In this case more like grand daddy issues.
 
2013-11-20 06:07:36 PM

Super Chronic: Charles Manson, the most notorious killer of the twentieth century

Really? Not to put too fine a point on it, but the twentieth century was the killin'-est century in world history. That's quite the statement there.


And I'm not sure he actually killed anyone.  Not that I think he should be set free.  He had some weird personality which allowed him to manipulate people to kill for him.  I'm sure this will go over well at his next parole hearing.

As far as being the most notorious killer of the 20th century?  Even if you attribute the murder of Sharon Tate and others directly to him, he's got some stiff competition.  Jeffrey Dahmer, Son of Sam, Hitler, John Wayne Gacy, Stalin, Pol Pot, and many many more.

I can't even imagine what is going through this girl's head right now.  She fell in love with him at 19 and has stuck to this idea for 6 years?  She needs some help.
 
2013-11-20 06:11:40 PM
Classic case of  Hybristophilia.
 
2013-11-20 06:13:04 PM
i know you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy, but what if it's the other way around? 0_0
 
2013-11-20 06:20:30 PM

gfid: As far as being the most notorious killer of the 20th century?  Even if you attribute the murder of Sharon Tate and others directly to him, he's got some stiff competition.  Jeffrey Dahmer, Son of Sam, Hitler, John Wayne Gacy, Stalin, Pol Pot, and many many more.


Mao, Ted Bundy, John Gotti, Mussolini, Suharto, Pinochet, Idi Amin, Osama bin Laden (even before 9/11, which was in the 21st century), Timothy McVeigh, Josef Mengele, George W. Bush (as governor of Texas)... so many choices.
 
2013-11-20 06:23:18 PM

devilEther: She's going for the Susan Atkins look.

[crimeshots.com image 278x360]


From the actual farking Rolling Stone article:

Star's resemblence to Manson Family member Susan Atkins is beyond striking, and Star seeks to distinguish herself from the woman known as Sexy Sadie, who was incarcerated for her role in the Tate-LaBianca killings until her death in 2009. "That b*tch was f*cking crazy," she tells RS. "She was a crazy f*cking whore. 'Oh Charlie, I did this for you.' She didn't know what she was doing.

Okay, then.
 
2013-11-20 06:25:17 PM

farkinfilipino: i know you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy, but what if it's the other way around? 0_0


what if you just stand there naked & let others do the sticking?

technically, there should be no foul.
 
2013-11-20 06:34:14 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Super Chronic: Charles Manson, the most notorious killer of the twentieth century

Really? Not to put too fine a point on it, but the twentieth century was the killin'-est century in world history. That's quite the statement there.

Good point. Who IS the most notorious killer of the 20th? Hitler? Stalin? Manson? Glen Beck?



Ghostface Killah
 
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