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(610 WIOD)   "I was in that home, but the devil set me up and put this handgun in my hand and this stolen property in my pockets"   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Arizona City, burglary  
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1989 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Nov 2013 at 3:27 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-20 03:49:02 PM  
1 vote:

Apos: Wanted for questioning:

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Oh, no. No, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.
2013-11-20 03:42:38 PM  
1 vote:
The Devil made me buy this dress!
2013-11-20 03:28:44 PM  
1 vote:
How is this different from "God cured my disease?"
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