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(610 WIOD)   "I was in that home, but the devil set me up and put this handgun in my hand and this stolen property in my pockets"   (wiod.com) divider line 34
    More: Obvious, Arizona City, burglary  
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2013-11-20 03:28:44 PM
How is this different from "God cured my disease?"
 
2013-11-20 03:29:06 PM
See previous story
 
2013-11-20 03:29:10 PM
Sounds better than "biatch set me up".
 
2013-11-20 03:30:48 PM
Sounds legit.
 
2013-11-20 03:32:06 PM
Wanted for questioning:

images.wikia.com
 
2013-11-20 03:32:31 PM
Seen it already.
horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-20 03:34:49 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist. Until now...
 
2013-11-20 03:42:38 PM
The Devil made me buy this dress!
 
2013-11-20 03:42:56 PM
Stole a gun from the victim's house. Another responsible gun owner keeping things secured.
 
2013-11-20 03:45:02 PM

farkingismybusiness: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist. Until now...


Good flick.
 
2013-11-20 03:46:25 PM
Well when he does time for this, would devil make him drop the soap too?
 
2013-11-20 03:46:57 PM
Hope he keeps you company in jail too.
 
2013-11-20 03:47:41 PM
when does the devil find the time?
what with planting fossils and misleading carbon datable artifacts worldwide
 
2013-11-20 03:47:50 PM
img.fark.net

/Approves
 
Ant
2013-11-20 03:48:13 PM
Why is this not a valid defense?
 
2013-11-20 03:49:02 PM

Apos: Wanted for questioning:

[images.wikia.com image 704x396]


Oh, no. No, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.
 
2013-11-20 03:51:08 PM

skinink: Stole a gun from the victim's house. Another responsible gun owner keeping things secured.


If it's secured how is she going to fend off a burglar?
 
2013-11-20 03:56:17 PM

Ant: Why is this not a valid defense?


Because magic isn't real.
 
2013-11-20 03:57:30 PM
Well he is quite sneaky and has been known to hide things.
 
2013-11-20 03:58:22 PM
Mugshot is the flip side of "Keep Sharpies Away From Mexicans" meme.  A painted-on chinstrap beard is never a good look.
 
Ant
2013-11-20 04:01:16 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Ant: Why is this not a valid defense?

Because magic isn't real.


According to people who believe in the supernatural (80-90% of the population) it is.
 
2013-11-20 04:09:38 PM
Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand
 
2013-11-20 04:12:01 PM
Whew, for a minute I thought this was going to be another Zimmerman thread.
 
2013-11-20 04:29:54 PM

Ant: Kumana Wanalaia: Ant: Why is this not a valid defense?

Because magic isn't real.

According to people who believe in the supernatural (80-90% of the population) it is.


Sorry, the official threshold is 94%. if 94% of people believe in something, it becomes real.
 
2013-11-20 04:30:18 PM
 
2013-11-20 04:43:52 PM
thestandardmodel.co.uk

Good news everyone!

It's today's Fark Religion Bashing Thread(tm), where all the Fark Atheists(tm) get to feel superior!
 
2013-11-20 04:52:30 PM
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www.androgynylist.com
 
2013-11-20 04:58:12 PM
Fire purifies. Burn him.
 
2013-11-20 06:02:41 PM
I'm sure that we'll soon hear from everyone who pushes the idea that we are a Christian country calls of leniency and forgiveness.
 
2013-11-20 06:30:59 PM
 
2013-11-20 09:57:05 PM

kwyjibo2007: Seen it already.
[horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x456]


i was gonna mention that but you beat me to it.  awesome movie.
 
2013-11-21 01:18:53 AM
Same thing happened to me! Not guilty!
 
2013-11-21 01:31:52 AM
I bet his mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand...
 
2013-11-21 12:08:09 PM

TheVeryDeadIanMartin: I bet his mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand...


This.
 
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