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2013-11-20 02:57:54 PM
My boss wants to know whatcoont.S. stands for now.
What shall I tell her?
 
2013-11-20 02:58:35 PM
so many punchable faces.
 
2013-11-20 03:00:09 PM
The song is perfect.
 
2013-11-20 03:00:32 PM
www.feistees.com
 
2013-11-20 03:00:39 PM
The guy at 0:43 seems perfectly normal. He thinks he's getting his photo taken, so he's remaining relatively motionless and waiting for the shutter. The two guys before him seem to be pretty normal as well, just making a silly face, but otherwise not being especially douchey.
 
2013-11-20 03:00:47 PM

booger42: so many punchable faces.


Came here to say that. Especially that first couple.
 
2013-11-20 03:02:03 PM

vudukungfu: My boss wants to know whatcoont.S. stands for now.
What shall I tell her?


C U Next Time, Slick
 
2013-11-20 03:02:19 PM
I don't see why this is awesome, its a video of people posing for pictures? as if we did not already know most pictures were posed and not actual? it is not news, it is not even fark it is just a nothing being made up like a something, much like "magnetics" life choices in general. Hell looks like hes a hipster who is trying to make an ironic video of hipsters to convince people he is at a hipster bar as a non hipster.
 
2013-11-20 03:03:19 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: The guy at 0:43 seems perfectly normal. He thinks he's getting his photo taken, so he's remaining relatively motionless and waiting for the shutter. The two guys before him seem to be pretty normal as well, just making a silly face, but otherwise not being especially douchey.


Actually, progressing a bit more, most of those are pretty normal.

There are only a few in there that are really idiotic, most of them clustered at the front of the video.

It's the guys with ironic moustaches and people with "action shot" poses that come off as douchey. Not all of them are like that.
 
2013-11-20 03:03:28 PM
Sorry, Jeffery, keep sucking in those cheeks, we're almost done.  And Veronica, keep that mouth open baby.
 
2013-11-20 03:03:31 PM

madpiper: booger42: so many punchable faces.

Came here to say that. Especially that first couple.


Guy at 1:08 holding his arms up, eyes closed, and mouth open for no reason, really deserves one!
 
2013-11-20 03:04:02 PM
The song really pulled it all together.
 
2013-11-20 03:04:22 PM
Non-conformists are all alike.
 
2013-11-20 03:04:28 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: The guy at 0:43 seems perfectly normal. He thinks he's getting his photo taken, so he's remaining relatively motionless and waiting for the shutter. The two guys before him seem to be pretty normal as well, just making a silly face, but otherwise not being especially douchey.


I'm agreeing with a troll, but yeah, some of these people didn't seem like hipsters.

But man, the ones who were...
 
2013-11-20 03:06:34 PM
lulz.
 
2013-11-20 03:09:48 PM

NateAsbestos: AverageAmericanGuy: The guy at 0:43 seems perfectly normal. He thinks he's getting his photo taken, so he's remaining relatively motionless and waiting for the shutter. The two guys before him seem to be pretty normal as well, just making a silly face, but otherwise not being especially douchey.

I'm agreeing with a troll, but yeah, some of these people didn't seem like hipsters.

But man, the ones who were...


They were all just kids being kids. I didn't see a single example of what I'd consider a hipster, though.
 
2013-11-20 03:09:51 PM

mojodragon: Non-conformists are all alike.


I'm not
 
2013-11-20 03:12:15 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: The guy at 0:43 seems perfectly normal. He thinks he's getting his photo taken, so he's remaining relatively motionless and waiting for the shutter. The two guys before him seem to be pretty normal as well, just making a silly face, but otherwise not being especially douchey.


Yeah, I don't get it... Some people pose like morons for pictures, but isn't that really all this is; people posing for pictures? Like I said, some of them look stupid, but nothing more so than would be revealed if they were just stills, rather than video.
 
2013-11-20 03:14:57 PM
Conforming to the non-conformers,
You look like you should,
You act like you should,
Different like everybody else

Black magic and cheap drugs
Have taken a toll on your mind
But it's all good
Conforming to the non-conformers

Too cool for school music,
White ties and sneakers,
How hip can you be?
Looks like you are trying to find out

Squirrel tuxedos and cameo tires,
Your thoughts intrigue your friends
But it's all boring boring boring,
Conforming to the non-conformers

Drinking PBR in your trucker cap
Skinny jeans and a  thick beard
Sort of want to like it ironically
Conforming to the non-conformers

No no no those guys are no good
Listen to these approved bands
You have to be like me
Conforming to the non-conformers

Faux hawk wishing you were badass
but hey look at you
so punk and edgy
Conforming to the non-conformers

Conforming to the non-conformers,
You look like you should,
You act like you should,
Different like everybody else
 
2013-11-20 03:16:11 PM
We've replaced the word douchebags with hipsters in this article, let's see if anyone will notice....
 
2013-11-20 03:16:26 PM
please don't post lyrics

that's something that fat girls do
 
2013-11-20 03:16:38 PM
I... I'm just...

Wow. This leads me to believe that these people actually take time to practice this stuff at home. This is what they contribute to society?
 
2013-11-20 03:17:05 PM
f.kulfoto.com
 
2013-11-20 03:17:33 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-20 03:18:26 PM
The guy on the left at 0:35 looks like James Holmes (the face, no Sideshow Bob hair)
 
2013-11-20 03:18:55 PM
A site focused on EDM posts that is making fun of hipsters? Time to post this again.

dustinland.com
 
2013-11-20 03:20:51 PM

letrole: please don't post lyrics

that's something that fat girls do


well sh*t, but I wrote them and they fit with the thread so I went with it.
 
2013-11-20 03:21:45 PM

Bot v2.38beta: A site focused on EDM posts something that is making fun of hipsters? Time to post this again.

[dustinland.com image 776x588]


/ftfm
 
2013-11-20 03:25:27 PM

busy chillin': letrole: please don't post lyrics

that's something that fat girls do

well sh*t, but I wrote them and they fit with the thread so I went with it.


And are you a fat girl? Just wondering if there's any legitimacy to the theory.
 
2013-11-20 03:31:47 PM

lennavan: vudukungfu: My boss wants to know whatcoont.S. stands for now.
What shall I tell her?

C U Next Time, Slick


i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-20 03:31:57 PM
I would love to see a hipster bar brawl.  I know there has to be one out there, way too much pbr or jamenson or whatever they like to get farked up on.  A verbal fight turns physical over who knows more about subject xyz.  Maybe a male hipster steals another hipsters woman?  I hope I'm around that day when that video makes the rounds here.
 
2013-11-20 03:32:06 PM
Hint: video articles suck.
 
2013-11-20 03:32:59 PM

Witness99: busy chillin': letrole: please don't post lyrics

that's something that fat girls do

well sh*t, but I wrote them and they fit with the thread so I went with it.

And are you a fat girl? Just wondering if there's any legitimacy to the theory.


nope. skinny guy
 
2013-11-20 03:34:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-20 03:35:28 PM
those aren't hipsters; they're poseurs.
 
2013-11-20 03:36:53 PM
img.fark.net

He's going to take our picture? Ok, hold on, let me put on my Sexy, Sultry Face. I've practiced this in the mirror at home countless times and I know just how much I need to squint my eyes and how far to let my mouth hang open to look just like Kristen Stewart. I read in Cosmo that the open-mouth look drives guys wild. Ok, I'm making the face, you can take the picture now. Hello? Would you please take the picture already, my tongue is getting dry.
 
2013-11-20 03:39:42 PM

FlashHarry: those aren't hipsters; they're poseurs.


Ironically, that's funny.
 
2013-11-20 03:43:30 PM

imfallen_angel: We've replaced the word douchebags with hipsters in this article, let's see if anyone will notice....


allmyfavoriterockstarsaredead.files.wordpress.com

Why, you sonofabiatch!
 
2013-11-20 03:53:21 PM
What the fugg is a hipster? It sure isn't "hip" so I don't get it. I liked it best when generations actually had a message.
 
2013-11-20 03:57:14 PM
There are an awful lot of hipsters in this thread.
 
2013-11-20 03:58:27 PM
img.izismile.com
 
2013-11-20 04:02:03 PM
This posted to site, that clearly caters to hipsters.
 
2013-11-20 04:03:54 PM

Sofa King Smart: [img.izismile.com image 289x202]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-20 04:06:44 PM

Terrible Old Man: What the fugg is a hipster? It sure isn't "hip" so I don't get it. I liked it best when generations actually had a message.


Remember in the 90s, when old people didn't know what something was, it was either "grundge," "alternative"  or "x-treme?" That's "hipster" now. Old people who are scared of something the kids are doing.

They don't seem to remember when WE were the douches.

I myself was an x-treme douchebag.
 
2013-11-20 04:08:34 PM
These look nothing like the hipsters I'm familiar with.  These look like d-bag frat boys and sorority skanks.
 
2013-11-20 04:37:49 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: These look nothing like the hipsters I'm familiar with.  These look like d-bag frat boys and sorority skanks.


On Fark, "hipsters" means "anyone who isn't fat."
 
2013-11-20 04:46:27 PM
To be fair, many people look incredibly awkward while waiting for pictures to be snapped. No matter how many times I tell a couple or family to just be natural, they always plaster on a smile and hold it steady and don't move for 30 seconds then complain that everyone looks constipated and there's no variance in their photos.

On the other hand, in a social situation I'm usually the one angrily snapping "JUST TAKE THE FARKING PICTURE ALREADY!"
 
2013-11-20 04:53:33 PM

parahaps: They were all just kids being kids. I didn't see a single example of what I'd consider a hipster, though.


I'm pretty sure the Hello Kitty hat guy had a mild case of the hipster.
 
2013-11-20 05:36:38 PM
You know how some tools like to try the "what is a hipster anyway but someone you don't like" angle?  Well, here they are.  Take notes.
 
2013-11-20 05:57:52 PM
Dipsters.
 
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