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(STV.tv)   Masked man holds up supermarket with spear gun, fails to get either cash or fish   (news.stv.tv) divider line 31
    More: Fail, Masked Man, Nikolas McGregor, High Court in Glasgow, supermarkets, robbery  
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2013-11-20 01:36:28 PM
Seems a bit to heavy to be believable.
 
2013-11-20 01:39:13 PM
That's because this guy was behind the counter:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-20 01:39:40 PM
Smokin'!
 
2013-11-20 01:40:14 PM
Well that stinks.

Something smells fishy.

I'm guessing the cashier didn't see the point.


What else?
 
2013-11-20 01:41:09 PM
Some customers raced out of the store while Ms Murphy could be seen crying as she cowered behind the till.

Not to be all ITG, but he's got one shot and he's aiming at his one hostage. I bet he's have to rethink his plan if two men stopped him and said, GTFO.

Oh this happened in Jolly Olde England?
No men there. They'd be afraid of having to go to hospital.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-20 01:41:59 PM
Was he looking for some spearmint gum?
 
2013-11-20 01:42:27 PM
Good plan, he just didn't think it all the way through and failed in the execution.  I mean, you have the element of surprise with a spear gun because nobody expects to have a spear gun in their face. And who farks with a dude with a spear gun?

/spear gun
 
2013-11-20 01:44:02 PM
WhaleMart is down the block, sir.
 
2013-11-20 01:44:23 PM

Resident Muslim: Well that stinks.

Something smells fishy.

I'm guessing the cashier didn't see the point.


What else?


"Hello, ladies!"
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-20 01:46:32 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: WhaleMart is down the block, sir.


Not if you are in Walmart.
/see the people in their little carts?
 
2013-11-20 01:47:12 PM
That is real Cetarded,  sir!
 
2013-11-20 01:47:20 PM
Throw him in the PMITA dolphin tank at Sea World.
 
2013-11-20 01:50:59 PM
Great plan ya got there, Cap'n Ahab...
 
2013-11-20 01:51:51 PM

Resident Muslim: Well that stinks.

Something smells fishy.

I'm guessing the cashier didn't see the point.


What else?


He's in over his head.

Best be prepared for some groupering when he gets sentenced to prison.

I wouldn't like that situation atoll.
 
2013-11-20 01:54:01 PM
He should make like a tree and leave!

How'm I doin?
 
2013-11-20 01:54:07 PM
Call him Ishmael.
 
2013-11-20 01:55:07 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-20 01:55:30 PM
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
 
2013-11-20 01:55:58 PM
I've seen some xrays of what a spear gun does when you mess up. I'd skip getting shot with one if you can.
 
2013-11-20 01:58:07 PM
There's a racist joke in there somewhere.
 
2013-11-20 01:58:41 PM
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Did he go for a "killshot"?
 
2013-11-20 02:02:15 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: I've seen some xrays of what a spear gun does when you mess up. I'd skip getting shot with one if you can.


Wait...you had to see X-rays to know that?
 
2013-11-20 02:06:46 PM
The shish kabob ingredients are in aisle 6.
 
2013-11-20 02:14:23 PM
I notice Fark's resident weapons expert is missing.
 
2013-11-20 02:22:51 PM
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Masked guy with a spear gun... whoa! Look at these prices!

and or

He was jailed for four years and two months at the High Court in Glasgow on Wednesday after he admitted attempted robbery.


The DefendAnt who was found gill-cup will enter the temporal punishment chamber. Baliff, set the device for 4 years and 2 months.
(Whirl, beep) The DefendAnt will now speak.

I was in there for 4 years and at least two months! I had but not one crumb of dried poison to eat! It was 'orrible. I'll never commit another crime again!

British justice wins again.
 
2013-11-20 02:24:35 PM
"Did you bring the plastic men?"
 
2013-11-20 02:32:08 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: justanotherfarkinfarker: I've seen some xrays of what a spear gun does when you mess up. I'd skip getting shot with one if you can.

Wait...you had to see X-rays to know that?


Well the exterior pics make you go ouch. The xrays of the bone damage and the cross section of a person make it more impressive than say a small cal bullet wound.
 
2013-11-20 03:55:06 PM

echomike23: [i.imgur.com image 635x346]


I came for this. Leaving satisfied!
 
2013-11-20 04:50:33 PM
gimme a bottle of anything...and a glazed donut.
TO GO!
 
2013-11-21 12:17:47 AM
www.thedrum.com

I love Scotland.
 
2013-11-21 12:48:19 AM
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Gimme a bottle of anything and a glazed donut. TO GOooooooo.
 
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