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(Contact Music)   Mike Tyson returns Evander Holyfield's ear. The best sports commercial ever is born   (contactmusic.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Evander Holyfield, Foot Locker, Kyrie Irving, ears, Dennis Rodman  
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6679 clicks; posted to Video » on 20 Nov 2013 at 3:07 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-20 01:41:21 PM  
Can you hear me now?
 
2013-11-20 01:55:55 PM  
Yeah, but you should have heard what he whispered in that ear before he gave it back. What a troll that Tyson is.
 
2013-11-20 01:57:41 PM  
Anyone watch his one man show on HBO produced by Spike Lee? Because yikes ...
 
2013-11-20 03:10:55 PM  
Is that as hilarious as it sounds?
 
2013-11-20 03:11:23 PM  
I hate Footlocker, and I hate the idea of sports equipment becoming 'high fashion' as it has, but the commercial was funny. Though I didn't know who the guy was that was burning stuff, and the Armstrong spot could've been soooo much better.

Waitress: How was the pie?
Armstrong: I meant to order cherry. I'm such a dope.
 
2013-11-20 03:16:53 PM  

INeedAName: I hate Footlocker, and I hate the idea of sports equipment becoming 'high fashion' as it has, but the commercial was funny. Though I didn't know who the guy was that was burning stuff, and the Armstrong spot could've been soooo much better.

Waitress: How was the pie?
Armstrong: I meant to order cherry. I'm such a dope.


That was Brett Favre... Retired/unretired/retired, lather, rinse, repeat... I thought it was Armstrong at first, too. That would have been funny as Hell, though.

I don't know who the guy burning clothes was, though...
 
2013-11-20 03:19:50 PM  

Mikey1969: I don't know who the guy burning clothes was, though...


Craig Sager, an announcer from TBS known for wearing the most butt-ugly clothes known to mankind during telecasts.  That's what he's burning in the bonfire.
 
2013-11-20 03:21:20 PM  

HawgWild: Anyone watch his one man show on HBO produced by Spike Lee? Because yikes ...


That aired already?

Was it lulz-worthy yikes, or "you gonna get raped" yikes?
 
2013-11-20 03:22:30 PM  
This
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Sorry, Canada's got you beat
 
2013-11-20 03:24:05 PM  

Unoriginal_Username: This
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Sorry, Canada's got you beat


Bah, meant to quote

The Third Man: Mikey1969: I don't know who the guy burning clothes was, though...

Craig Sager, an announcer from TBS known for wearing the most butt-ugly clothes known to mankind during telecasts.  That's what he's burning in the bonfire.

 
2013-11-20 03:28:35 PM  

The Third Man: Mikey1969: I don't know who the guy burning clothes was, though...

Craig Sager, an announcer from TBS known for wearing the most butt-ugly clothes known to mankind during telecasts.  That's what he's burning in the bonfire.


Wow, looking at the other post, those are MOST definitely bad.... Thanks for clarifying.

Unoriginal_Username: Unoriginal_Username: This
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Sorry, Canada's got you beat

Bah, meant to quote

The Third Man: Mikey1969: I don't know who the guy burning clothes was, though...

Craig Sager, an announcer from TBS known for wearing the most butt-ugly clothes known to mankind during telecasts.  That's what he's burning in the bonfire.


Thanks...
 
2013-11-20 03:37:15 PM  

Mikey1969: INeedAName: I hate Footlocker, and I hate the idea of sports equipment becoming 'high fashion' as it has, but the commercial was funny. Though I didn't know who the guy was that was burning stuff, and the Armstrong spot could've been soooo much better.

Waitress: How was the pie?
Armstrong: I meant to order cherry. I'm such a dope.

That was Brett Favre... Retired/unretired/retired, lather, rinse, repeat... I thought it was Armstrong at first, too. That would have been funny as Hell, though.

I don't know who the guy burning clothes was, though...


I was hoping for a dick pick joke.  How's the pie?  So good, it gave me a raging hard-on I think I'll snap a pic and text it some 20 something bop I have no chance with.
/got nuthin
 
2013-11-20 03:46:59 PM  

Unoriginal_Username: Unoriginal_Username: This
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Sorry, Canada's got you beat

Bah, meant to quote

The Third Man: Mikey1969: I don't know who the guy burning clothes was, though...

Craig Sager, an announcer from TBS known for wearing the most butt-ugly clothes known to mankind during telecasts.  That's what he's burning in the bonfire.


challenging Don Cherry to a tacky clothing competition can only end in bitter dissapointment for you.
 
2013-11-20 03:47:36 PM  

INeedAName: I hate Footlocker, and I hate the idea of sports equipment becoming 'high fashion' as it has, but the commercial was funny. Though I didn't know who the guy was that was burning stuff, and the Armstrong spot could've been soooo much better.

Waitress: How was the pie?
Armstrong: I meant to order cherry. I'm such a dope.


I guess it was the yellow shirt that made you think that it was Lance?

Saw your comment before watching the vid and was dumbfounded that 1) someone would hire Armstrong and 2) he's poking fun at himself already (that shouldn't come until he's broke)
 
2013-11-20 03:53:02 PM  
Why's Neil Armstrong sitting in a cafe wearing a yellow shirt?
 
2013-11-20 04:03:04 PM  
Rodman is not coming back!
 
2013-11-20 04:18:32 PM  
Got a chortle out of me.
 
2013-11-20 04:20:08 PM  
Good ol' Stan
wikicheats.gametrailers.com
 
2013-11-20 04:26:54 PM  
Louis Armstrong's part was hilarious.
 
2013-11-20 04:40:52 PM  

slayer199: Is that as hilarious as it sounds?


It's decent.  I'm amazed they got the athletes to participate.
 
2013-11-20 04:48:10 PM  
ONE WAY!

lol
 
2013-11-20 04:49:02 PM  
That was great. super bowl worthy IMO, they should have saved it until then.
 
2013-11-20 05:08:45 PM  
Yes, my mistake on Favre/Armstrong.

In that case he should've been eating a can of Vienna Sausages.
 
2013-11-20 06:25:13 PM  
As good as I have seen since Terry Tate office linebacker.
 
2013-11-20 09:47:26 PM  
Mike Tyson is an entertainer.  His recent interviews on Howard Stern were hilarious.
 
2013-11-21 12:08:30 AM  
That was great, also even though it's not a commercial Channing Tatum's take on the Van Damme split ad was spot on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMlpiey20b8
 
2013-11-21 12:29:40 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: That was great. super bowl worthy IMO, they should have saved it until then.


LOL why pay millions to the NFL when you can try and make it viral for free?
 
2013-11-21 06:57:52 AM  

HawgWild: Anyone watch his one man show on HBO produced by Spike Lee? Because yikes ...


Yes!  Some of the best laughs that I've had in the last few years.  My type of humor....
 
2013-11-21 08:04:39 AM  
I'm curious if Tyson and Holyfield were really together in that ad.  They only ever show the backs of their heads when they face each other.   You don't actually see them side by side, a side shot, nada.  Maybe they just put in some bald black guys as doubles if Evander agreed to do the ad but was still a bit upset over getting his ear bit off?

A vast conspiracy!
 
2013-11-21 09:13:04 AM  
So if Rodman knows everyone wants him gone, and S. Korea loves him so much, why doesn't he leave...?
 
2013-11-21 01:35:23 PM  

bojon: As good as I have seen since Terry Tate office linebacker.


I dont see any commercial ever surpassing that gold standard.
 
2013-11-21 06:33:08 PM  

brandied: So if Rodman knows everyone wants him gone, and S. Korea loves him so much, why doesn't he leave...?


That's N. Korea that likes him so much, we like S. Korea.  He has always stayed in touch with how the public feels about him.  Doesn't means he cares or for all we know drinks himself to sleep every night.
 
2013-11-22 01:41:55 AM  

lack of warmth:  for all we know drinks himself to sleep every night.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
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