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(Politico)   U.S. army directs its media corp to use only images of ugly female soldiers in published materials, presumably to avoid a sure-defeat in an arms race with the Israelis   (politico.com) divider line 16
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2013-11-20 02:38:05 PM
5 votes:

One Bad Apple: KidneyStone: I like the girl next door look, myself.  USAF

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2013-11-20 01:44:31 PM
3 votes:
media.naplesnews.com

...DOWNRANGE, THREE WEEKS LATER....

www.idfinfo.co.il
2013-11-20 01:13:36 PM
3 votes:

technicolor-misfit


What do you mean?


It looks like one of them is wearing the hardhat backwards.

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2013-11-20 12:57:51 PM
3 votes:

Sgt Otter: Most women (and to be fair, most dudes) look like crap in the field, or downrange in a combat zone.  Even hot female troops.

If she's made-up, it's going to look like it's either staged...



What do you mean?

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2013-11-20 01:39:12 PM
2 votes:

Zul the Magnificent:


She needs to keep the muzzle out of the dirt.


That's a sexual harassment charge for pointing that out.
2013-11-20 01:03:36 PM
2 votes:

KidneyStone: I like the girl next door look, myself.  USAF

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2013-11-20 05:01:14 PM
1 votes:
Cymbal:

I think I understood one or two of those sentences.

Can you say that again, translating the military jargon for us common folk? I mean what the hell does "dumber than a bag of hammers mean" anyway?



Uh, yeah, they do.
I worked with a guy in the  [United States Air Force]that was clearly recruited to the position of poster boy [Security Police......MP for the AF]. His assignment was the [place the president lives]. He did it for a while and was  [transfered] out. He looked like [Doctor Frankenfurter's = Tim Curry's character in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.  His invention was a muscle bound, blond hair sex toy of a man] but [35-10 is the old AF grooming and appearance regulation.  In the AF "35-10" is often used as an adjective to describe someones appearance]
He literally knew only the manual of arms for the [rifle]. That was it. He had [6 stripes = Tech Seargent (E-6)]and was ["dumber than a bag of hammers" = full retard]. I wouldn't even let him drive and I had but [two stripes = Airman First Class (E-3)]. His role was to look pretty in random photos anyone took of any thing at the [place the president lives]. He must have farked up to get sent to my  [base......people in the AF don't say post]because as cushy as it was ([No humping planes = working with or around airplanes in some fashion]) it was still in the [farking desert......the author of the post was based in some desert location with TSgt Retard].


Hope this helps
KIA
2013-11-20 04:08:49 PM
1 votes:
Women who can hump a pack, shoot a gun, live off a MRE and do it all without biatching (or at least deferring biatching until later) and without a need for excessive prep time are automatically hotter than their limited-use, high-maintenance, fussy, over-analytical, whiny demanding competition.

Of course, it's all you know what in the you know where amirite?
2013-11-20 02:10:51 PM
1 votes:

ld2gj: I can tell you as a military person, there are two scales for basing the beauty of people. One for home station and one for deployed. Deployed automatically adds +5.


How many times did you have your turn in the barrel?
2013-11-20 01:44:26 PM
1 votes:

Cymbal: what the hell does "dumber than a bag of hammers mean" anyway?


That should be clear as beer piss, young man.
2013-11-20 01:34:50 PM
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: technicolor-misfit

What do you mean?


It looks like one of them is wearing the hardhat backwards.


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"Hardhats" - I get it.  Nice...
2013-11-20 01:33:57 PM
1 votes:
Beauty is relative.

Particularly down range.

Very, very particularly.
2013-11-20 01:32:14 PM
1 votes:
I can tell you as a military person, there are two scales for basing the beauty of people. One for home station and one for deployed. Deployed automatically adds +5.
2013-11-20 01:12:18 PM
1 votes:

ikanreed: they don't pick physically attractive male soldiers for informational materials,


Uh, yeah, they do.
I worked with a guy in the USAF that was clearly recruited to the position of poster boy SP. His assignment was the White house. He did it for a while and was rotated out. He looked like Doctor Frankenfurter's invention but 35-10.
He literally knew only the manual of arms for the M-16. That was it. He had 6 stripes and was dumber than a bag of hammers. I wouldn't even let him drive and I had but two stripes. His role was to look pretty in random photos anyone took of any thing at the white house. He must have farked up to get sent to my post because as cushy as it was (No humping planes) it was still in the farking desert.
2013-11-20 01:10:15 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: You know what a true whore is?
It's a woman that lets a man tell her what to do because god told him he was allowed to.

Fark them. they can stand up for them selves or GTFO.


But enough about the orthodox Israelis.
2013-11-20 12:03:23 PM
1 votes:
Most women (and to be fair, most dudes) look like crap in the field, or downrange in a combat zone.  Even hot female troops.

If she's made-up, it's going to look like it's either staged, or like she's an idiot putting on make-up just to roll out on a convoy.

IIRC, the "Female Engaement Teams" of U.S. female soldiers and Marines, who work with local Afghan women, are also discouraged from wearing make-up when they're out on FET missions, as the Afghan women perceive it as something only whores do.

I remember when the Air Force had its first female Thunderbird pilot (the USAF's version of the Blue Angels).  She had so much make-up caked on her face for her publicity photos, I was wondering if she'd even be able to get a tight seal with her oxygen mask.
 
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