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2013-11-20 12:25:10 PM
If there's one thing conservatives are good at, it's making it seem like there's no difference between a felony and a parking ticket.
 
2013-11-20 12:37:48 PM
Holy run on sentence Batman.
 
2013-11-20 12:38:06 PM
Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him
 
2013-11-20 12:38:39 PM
www.theblaze.com
 
2013-11-20 12:39:33 PM
I see "The Blaze" and my first thought is: "welp, I bet THAT's a load of stupid bullshiat that I'm not gonna click on".


And, as normal, I'm right about at least one thing this day.
 
2013-11-20 12:39:42 PM
What is the subby trying to say?
 
2013-11-20 12:40:16 PM
Are we still going with the phony jobs report even though the guy has been totally discredited? Well I guess that's never stopped them before.
 
2013-11-20 12:41:12 PM
By the way, this is the same guy behind the FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: e-mails you got from your uncle about how Romney would win in a landslide because black people are too lazy to show up to vote for Obama a second time.
 
2013-11-20 12:42:14 PM

vygramul: If there's one thing conservatives are good at, it's making it seem like there's no difference between a felony and a parking ticket.


A lot of the Republican worldview is black and white like that, with no shades of gray.
 
2013-11-20 12:42:41 PM
The Blaze. Always hilarious.

Nothing funnier than spittle and ranting.
 
2013-11-20 12:44:07 PM
wow, so this ny post story that was debunked approximately 1.5 seconds after it was Boobiesed is never going to die is it

welcome to post-reality society
 
2013-11-20 12:44:10 PM

Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him


www.syfy.co.uk
 
2013-11-20 12:45:21 PM

Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-20 12:45:25 PM

Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him


Being a bad troll should be a misdemeanor
 
2013-11-20 12:45:41 PM

Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him


Boner
 
2013-11-20 12:45:45 PM

sigdiamond2000: [www.theblaze.com image 850x850]


.... did.... did he have his thumbnail shooped?

He looks like he was going for the full 'Ewok' look.

/ Never go full Ewok.
 
2013-11-20 12:45:57 PM

Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him


Well, I'm certainly persuaded.
 
2013-11-20 12:46:21 PM

Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?

 Didn't happen.
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen.
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen.
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen the way you think it did.
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?  Deficits are falling, and we've got plenty to show for our spending.

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him

This is what's known as "rapid-fire wrong."
 
2013-11-20 12:47:13 PM
when a fark poster lies about objective reality, it's "why are you libs trying to shout down perfectly valid opposing viewpoints"
 
2013-11-20 12:47:58 PM

LordJiro: vygramul: If there's one thing conservatives are good at, it's making it seem like there's no difference between a felony and a parking ticket.

A lot of the Republican worldview is black and white like that, with no shades of gray.


*heh*
 
2013-11-20 12:48:06 PM

Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him


Wow, that all sounds really serious. If any of those things had actually happened Obama would've been toast.

Isn't that a lucky break for him that he hasn't?
 
2013-11-20 12:48:11 PM

Rhino_man: Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen.
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen.
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen.
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen the way you think it did.
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?  Deficits are falling, and we've got plenty to show for our spending.

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him

This is what's known as "rapid-fire wrong."


It's a farking gatling.
 
2013-11-20 12:49:30 PM
The factual details of what Il Douchey said are irrelevant.  It's more important that the media holds Obama accountable to the fact that these assertions exist.
 
2013-11-20 12:49:56 PM
Is inappropriately touching your 13-year-old nephew a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is utilizing the glory hole at a gas station a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is driving too fast in a school zone a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is whacking off over the edge of a balcony a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is knowingly giving a prostitute AIDS a felony or a human trafficking ticket?

/ Inquiring minds
 
2013-11-20 12:53:59 PM
While we're at it, Wilson didn't keep us out of the war, which means that Charles Evans Hughes is president and we can keep eating kaiser rolls and sauerkraut.
 
2013-11-20 12:54:07 PM
Politicians shouldn't lie.

Literally, in the history of mankind, 100% of politicians have said something not true.
 
2013-11-20 12:54:08 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him

Being a bad troll should be a misdemeanor


Well... It's hard to argue that he's bad at trolling since we all bit.


Isn't that nice, Il douchey? You found your special talent; it's ever so slightly annoy a couple of guys on the internet.

I think that merits a small cheer for Il douchey. I really do.
 
2013-11-20 12:55:23 PM
Every licensed driver should be drug tested.
Pop positive, lose your license.
 
2013-11-20 12:57:11 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Politicians shouldn't lie.

Literally, in the history of mankind, 100% of politicians mankind has said something not true.


Even the ones that never said anything found some way to lie.
 
2013-11-20 12:57:26 PM

♫ Here I ammmmmm!


1.bp.blogspot.com


Derp you like a Herp-a-Wayne! ♫

 
2013-11-20 12:58:13 PM
Rhino_man:

Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket? Didn't happen.
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan a felony or a traffic ticket? Didn't happen.
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket? Didn't happen.
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket? Didn't happen the way you think it did.
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it a felony or a traffic ticket? Deficits are falling, and we've got plenty to show for our spending.

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him

This is what's known as "rapid-fire wrong."


I believe the Latin for that is "wrongorrhea...."

It's the deadly combination of diarrhea and logorrhea... It's a spout of words that are just wrong.
 
2013-11-20 12:59:12 PM

Rhino_man: Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen.
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen.
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen.
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen the way you think it did.
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?  Deficits are falling, and we've got plenty to show for our spending.

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him

This is what's known as "rapid-fire wrong."


That's what I love: they consider allegations as proof.  That story about the White House "faking" the jobs report was introduced and debunked yesterday, and yet it's already gospel on the right.
 
2013-11-20 01:01:12 PM
maxheck:

I believe the Latin for that is "wrongorrhea...."

It's the deadly combination of diarrhea and logorrhea... It's a spout of words that are just wrong out of your arse.


FTFM.
 
2013-11-20 01:02:38 PM
Every time a politician lies, it's exactly like when the WTC towers came down on that awful day.

And lower unemployment wouldn't have helped a certain nameless victim of rape and murder on that fateful day in 1990.
 
2013-11-20 01:03:49 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Politicians shouldn't lie.

Literally, in the history of mankind, 100% of successful politicians have said something not true.


Fixed that for you.  Carter was quite honest.
 
2013-11-20 01:04:28 PM

maxheck: maxheck:

I believe the Latin for that is "wrongorrhea...."

It's the deadly combination of diarrhea and logorrhea... It's a spout of words that are just wrong out of your arse.

FTFM.


whinotboth.jpg
 
2013-11-20 01:05:29 PM

Il Douchey: /If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him


Ha ha! You read The Blaze.
 
2013-11-20 01:11:30 PM
They can't even accept that he was legitimately elected, yet it's entirely on Obama to JUST LEEEEAAAADDDDD
 
2013-11-20 01:12:45 PM
I made it to "gravy train"...

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-11-20 01:12:46 PM
This is the same guy who once a month publishes a story about how he was at Harvard and never saw Obama there.
Somehow this makes him an expert on.....something.
 
2013-11-20 01:14:03 PM
Jesus farking christ, I can only imagine what this webpage is like without a pop-up blocker.

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-20 01:14:29 PM
JolobinSmokin:

[img.fark.net image 200x250]

jeezuz!  don't do that to me!!!!


I may not sleep for days now.
 
2013-11-20 01:15:56 PM

DeltaPunch: ♫ Here I ammmmmm!
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]
Derp you like a Herp-a-Wayne! ♫



Breaking news: whitest dude ever in a pin stripe suit and power tie hates Obama.
 
2013-11-20 01:23:34 PM

Rhino_man: Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen.
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen.
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen.
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?  Didn't happen the way you think it did.
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?  Deficits are falling, and we've got plenty to show for our spending.

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him

This is what's known as "rapid-fire wrong."


See also: Gish Gallop.
 
2013-11-20 01:23:35 PM
urbangirl:

maxheck: maxheck:

I believe the Latin for that is "wrongorrhea...."

It's the deadly combination of diarrhea and logorrhea... It's a spout of words that are just wrong out of your arse.

FTFM.

whinotboth.jpg


That is an excellent point, and I suggest that when we submit it to the OED it should be defined as "A spout of incorrect suppositions blasting from the place where most people stick a suppository. See also: Il Douchey"
 
2013-11-20 01:26:37 PM
If there is one thing liberals excel at it is rationalizing deception and fraud for the greater good.

Because the greater good couldn't and wouldn't happen without deception.
 
2013-11-20 01:30:13 PM
Black people be stealing stuff.  Just saying.
 
2013-11-20 01:38:18 PM

Tyee: If there is one thing liberals excel at it is rationalizing deception and fraud for the greater good.

Because the greater good couldn't and wouldn't happen without deception.


Like the US wouldn't have gone to war in Iraq unless they made up the whole WMD things?

40 Million people in the US would not have gotten access to health insurance if 3% of people knew they would have to upgrade their shiatty plans.


I'm not OK for lying as a means to end but there apparently does appear to be a limit.  Certainly lying to kill tens of thousands of people versus lying to give millions proper health insurance is not a conundrum
 
2013-11-20 01:39:34 PM

Il Douchey: Is faking a jobs report a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is knowingly lying to America about your healthcare plan  a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is using the IRS to go after those who disagree with you a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is letting your Ambassador get killed, then trying to cover it up a felony or a traffic ticket?
Is nearly doubling the national debt, with nothing to show for it  a felony or a traffic ticket?

/If you like this miserable failed mess of a President, keep excusing him


Thank God you didn't actually say Benghazi or I'd have to drink. Oh crap I said Benghazi. Oh no I said Benghazi again...I'll be in the floor
 
2013-11-20 01:40:48 PM
Tards? In my Fark?
It's more likely than you think.
 
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