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(103.5 The Beat)   "Yes officer. I smell gas. I left all the burners on. The voices in my head and I are hoping for an explosion"   (1035thebeat.com) divider line 15
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2013-11-20 12:03:47 PM
Did the voices not tell him he needed to leave an open flame somewhere.
 
2013-11-20 01:28:13 PM
Police arrested the man and a mental health evaluation is planned. Fire crews went into the building and ventilated the man's apartment unit.

Fire crews ventilated?

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2013-11-20 01:29:07 PM
The most traumatic time in anyone's life is when they have to kill a loved one because they are the devil.
 
2013-11-20 01:37:33 PM
What's his Farker handle?
 
2013-11-20 01:46:19 PM
Also quoted as saying:   Where's the kaboom?  There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.
 
2013-11-20 01:51:20 PM

Sybarite: Did the voices not tell him he needed to leave an open flame somewhere.


I am Jack's poorly-thought-through cunning plan.
 
2013-11-20 02:03:45 PM
I just tell them to stfu when they tell me to do stupid stuff like that.
 
2013-11-20 02:10:18 PM
Why are the voices in people head never never helpful? Or maybe we don't hear of those cases?
 
2013-11-20 02:11:32 PM

rnatalie: The most traumatic time in anyone's life is when they have to kill a loved one because they are the devil.


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2013-11-20 02:15:54 PM
Surprised the cops didn't think it was a good idea to light him up with a tazer. *kaboom*
 
2013-11-20 02:21:06 PM
I normally go with a vote.  If at least 4 of 7 voices tell me to do something, I'll do it
 
2013-11-20 02:53:07 PM
It's always nice when you and the voices in your head reach a consensus. Mine just argue with me. I try to drive them out with a Que-tip but they just laugh at me.
 
2013-11-20 03:50:28 PM
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2013-11-20 04:08:34 PM
Was this one of the voices?
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2013-11-20 04:08:50 PM
Banner day for my hometown. The story after this was a guy who tried to commit suicide and missed shooting the woman he lived with dead. He then shot himself in the hand while walking out on his porch to talk to the cops.
 
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