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(Daily Mail)   Monday: Weather presenter Dora Tillier vows to present forecast naked if France qualifies for the World Cup. Tuesday: France qualifies. Wednesday: You check the link and gain a sudden interest in European weather   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 104
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2013-11-20 08:51:34 AM
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2013-11-20 08:59:12 AM
Oh, hellllllll yes.
 
2013-11-20 09:09:32 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-20 09:10:03 AM
I've never cared about the weather in France.

Until now.
 
2013-11-20 09:13:31 AM
I might be interested, but first I'm going to need to know a little about her background in meteorology.
 
2013-11-20 09:20:39 AM

Sybarite: I might be interested, but first I'm going to need to know a little about her background in meteorology.


She studied at the Sorebone.
 
2013-11-20 09:27:23 AM
The rain in Seine falls mainly on DEM TITTIES
 
2013-11-20 09:32:12 AM

doyner: Sybarite: I might be interested, but first I'm going to need to know a little about her background in meteorology.

She studied at the Sorebone.


heh.
 
2013-11-20 09:37:06 AM
I would like to tune into this broadca...damn it I came already.
 
2013-11-20 09:40:29 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: The rain in Seine falls mainly on DEM TITTIES


Breaking news today as Madam Tillier announced she would have to do the weather in the nude.

This marked the first time the French people had a real victory in modern times.

Strangely enough, it started to downpour as Madam Tillier left the studio in a sheer white t-shirt

When asked for comment, one passionate onlooker remarked:

"The rain in Seine, looks better on her behind"

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2013-11-20 09:46:17 AM
i.imgur.com

What The Hell?

I've been trying to get topless shots of Dr. Greg Forbes FOR YEARS*.

*not intended to be a factual statement
 
2013-11-20 09:50:50 AM

Sybarite: I might be interested, but first I'm going to need to know a little about her background in meteorology.


This. I would definitely not hit it. Just look at that lack of formal training from the Severe Storms Laboratory in Norman, OK. She is way below my barometric pressure reading.

/needs a degree in meteorology and some librarian glasses
// then we'll talk
 
2013-11-20 09:54:17 AM
Coincidentally, the Ukrainian team blew their 2-0 lead right after local Kiev celebrity Magda Otkasonetko made an identical vow.

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2013-11-20 10:10:40 AM
Doria Tillier is magnificently gorgeous.  I'm just glad that I now know that.
 
2013-11-20 10:13:33 AM
I'd explore that Dora
 
2013-11-20 10:41:46 AM
This is a disgrace to the dignity, integrity and professionalism of French Journalism. In fact, I would hope Ms. Tillier's efforts are interrupted by France's premier broadcast journalist, Melissa Theuriau, and Ms. Theuriau vigorously subdues Ms. Tillier during this "naked broadcast."

And I certainly hope that the studio wasn't previously used for a lifestyle segment on therapeutic massage so there's no chance that there would be haphazardly placed and languidly sealed jars of warm oils strewn about that Ms. Theuriau and Ms. Tillier could potentially crash into during their struggles!
 
2013-11-20 10:43:23 AM
a reason to cheer for French futball?!!? This truly is a day of miracles
 
2013-11-20 10:45:25 AM
allez les bleus!
 
2013-11-20 10:55:52 AM
There is a warm front rising up from my pants.
 
2013-11-20 11:02:30 AM
Well, let's just take a look at weather here in the states:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Yup, it looks like perfect weather for the broadcast.
 
2013-11-20 11:11:44 AM
I'm ok with this.
 
2013-11-20 11:42:46 AM
Je suis venu
 
2013-11-20 11:51:18 AM
At least they call them "Weather presenters" over there, instead of giving them trumped up title's over here to make you think they have any background in meteorology.
 
2013-11-20 11:52:32 AM
Today I learned that 'putain' is French for 'f*ck'.  Yes, indeed.

/'Les Bleus' means 'The Bleus'
//garcon means boy
///
 
2013-11-20 11:53:46 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This is a disgrace to the dignity, integrity and professionalism of French Journalism. In fact, I would hope Ms. Tillier's efforts are interrupted by France's premier broadcast journalist, Melissa Theuriau, and Ms. Theuriau vigorously subdues Ms. Tillier during this "naked broadcast."

And I certainly hope that the studio wasn't previously used for a lifestyle segment on therapeutic massage so there's no chance that there would be haphazardly placed and languidly sealed jars of warm oils strewn about that Ms. Theuriau and Ms. Tillier could potentially crash into during their struggles!


That sounds dangerous.  If that's what Ms. Theuriau is going to do, then someone should place some pillows around that place -- for safety.
 
2013-11-20 11:57:46 AM
Go on....
 
2013-11-20 11:59:03 AM

dletter: At least they call them "Weather presenters" over there, instead of giving them trumped up title's over here to make you think they have any background in meteorology.


When Amy Freeze (awesome name for a weather girl) had a presentation at the Field Museum in Chicago, I took my kid.  My kid had been reading (and memorized) a ton of meteorology books.  The two of them had a conversation that I only understood about 10% of ranging from why hurricanes spin different ways depending on where they are on the globe to what the difference between different tornadoes was.

I can't speak for anyone else but she knew her shiat.

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2013-11-20 12:02:28 PM

lennavan: dletter: At least they call them "Weather presenters" over there, instead of giving them trumped up title's over here to make you think they have any background in meteorology.

When Amy Freeze (awesome name for a weather girl) had a presentation at the Field Museum in Chicago, I took my kid.  My kid had been reading (and memorized) a ton of meteorology books.  The two of them had a conversation that I only understood about 10% of ranging from why hurricanes spin different ways depending on where they are on the globe to what the difference between different tornadoes was.

I can't speak for anyone else but she knew her shiat.

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I'm certainly not claiming that every attractive weatherperson who is female doesn't have credentials, sorry if that seemed to be implied.   You know though that there are some that just get put there for that purpose (you can generally tell that by the fact that they were reporting on county fair's 2 weeks earlier), and then they get some title like "Weather Specialist", which suggests much more real background than "Weather Presenter".
 
2013-11-20 12:05:27 PM

lennavan: Amy Freeze


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Freeze

And she certainly does have the credentials.   Although, you wonder if her last name basically pushed her towards this.... kind of like the old Seinfeld joke about naming your kid "Jeeves", you've pretty much set them up to be a butler... she is thinking about careers as a high schooler and "Wow, my last name is Freeze, I'm pretty attractive.... just get some weather Education and I've got a pretty set media career).
 
2013-11-20 12:06:54 PM
Not going to happen , you all realy know that.

"I was hoping to motivate the team".
 
2013-11-20 12:07:43 PM
There's a ridge of high pressure developing in my pants.
 
2013-11-20 12:18:40 PM
Please, Al Roker, please for all that is wholesome, decent and fine in this world, do NOT start watching European soccer.
 
2013-11-20 12:18:57 PM
so, she has gone from the weather woman to the whether woman...

/ tollbooth no longer phantom.
 
2013-11-20 12:19:56 PM

Raider_dad: Not going to happen , you all realy know that.

"I was hoping to motivate the team".


I'm calling it now: She'll spend a half of a minute in a bikini or something else that is somewhat revealing, but won't go full nude
 
2013-11-20 12:20:35 PM
In a lot of her GIS, she reminds me of Michaela Conlin, so I'm definitely OK with this.

Will it be streamed live so I can, you know, learn the French pronunciation of all the meteorological terms that I don't know in English?
 
2013-11-20 12:27:03 PM

dletter: I'm certainly not claiming that every attractive weatherperson who is female doesn't have credentials, sorry if that seemed to be implied.   You know though that there are some that just get put there for that purpose (you can generally tell that by the fact that they were reporting on county fair's 2 weeks earlier), and then they get some title like "Weather Specialist", which suggests much more real background than "Weather Presenter".


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2013-11-20 12:28:01 PM
It is 12:26 pm here in Tampa

1. What time does the weather come on in France?

2. Does anyone have a link to it??
 
2013-11-20 12:28:16 PM

dletter: lennavan: Amy Freeze

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Freeze

And she certainly does have the credentials.   Although, you wonder if her last name basically pushed her towards this.... kind of like the old Seinfeld joke about naming your kid "Jeeves", you've pretty much set them up to be a butler... she is thinking about careers as a high schooler and "Wow, my last name is Freeze, I'm pretty attractive.... just get some weather Education and I've got a pretty set media career).


Like my hs friend with the last name of Swift who went on to become an internationally competitive runner. Sadly my last name is Jisscrubber.
 
2013-11-20 12:31:32 PM

INeedAName: dletter: lennavan: Amy Freeze

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Freeze

And she certainly does have the credentials.   Although, you wonder if her last name basically pushed her towards this.... kind of like the old Seinfeld joke about naming your kid "Jeeves", you've pretty much set them up to be a butler... she is thinking about careers as a high schooler and "Wow, my last name is Freeze, I'm pretty attractive.... just get some weather Education and I've got a pretty set media career).

Like my hs friend with the last name of Swift who went on to become an internationally competitive runner. Sadly my last name is Jisscrubber.


Quit your whining and just be thankful your last name wasn't Assistantjisscrubber.
 
2013-11-20 12:35:33 PM
The best weather girls blow out of Chicago.  Meet Cheryl Scott.

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2013-11-20 12:37:25 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: INeedAName: dletter: lennavan: Amy Freeze

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Freeze

And she certainly does have the credentials.   Although, you wonder if her last name basically pushed her towards this.... kind of like the old Seinfeld joke about naming your kid "Jeeves", you've pretty much set them up to be a butler... she is thinking about careers as a high schooler and "Wow, my last name is Freeze, I'm pretty attractive.... just get some weather Education and I've got a pretty set media career).

Like my hs friend with the last name of Swift who went on to become an internationally competitive runner. Sadly my last name is Jisscrubber.

Quit your whining and just be thankful your last name wasn't Assistantjisscrubber.


Or Shiatlicker
 
2013-11-20 12:38:25 PM

ten foiled hats: Today I learned that 'putain' is French for 'f*ck'.  Yes, indeed.


"Putain" is French for "whore".  It's used as a swear word, in colloquial speech.
 
2013-11-20 12:46:28 PM

tampaflacouple: It is 12:26 pm here in Tampa

1. What time does the weather come on in France?

2. Does anyone have a link to it??


1.  It starts at 19:05 UTC, so 1:05pm EST.

2. Link
 
2013-11-20 12:52:14 PM

tampaflacouple: It is 12:26 pm here in Tampa

1. What time does the weather come on in France?

2. Does anyone have a link to it??


Well it's probably on right about now.  Canal+ has traditionally had some kind of comedy/talk show/soft news kind of thing during the 6-8 pm time frame.  Imagine if the Today Show had a little more of a Daily Show edge, but was broadcast in the late afternoon/early evening.
 
2013-11-20 12:59:39 PM

dletter: lennavan: Amy Freeze

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Freeze

And she certainly does have the credentials.   Although, you wonder if her last name basically pushed her towards this.... kind of like the old Seinfeld joke about naming your kid "Jeeves", you've pretty much set them up to be a butler... she is thinking about careers as a high schooler and "Wow, my last name is Freeze, I'm pretty attractive.... just get some weather Education and I've got a pretty set media career).


I guess it was that or a career terrorizing Gotham.
 
2013-11-20 01:05:30 PM

dletter: lennavan: Amy Freeze

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Freeze

And she certainly does have the credentials.   Although, you wonder if her last name basically pushed her towards this.... kind of like the old Seinfeld joke about naming your kid "Jeeves", you've pretty much set them up to be a butler... she is thinking about careers as a high schooler and "Wow, my last name is Freeze, I'm pretty attractive.... just get some weather Education and I've got a pretty set media career).


Kind of like Dallas Raines?
 
2013-11-20 01:07:21 PM

Flab: ten foiled hats: Today I learned that 'putain' is French for 'f*ck'.  Yes, indeed.

"Putain" is French for "whore".  It's used as a swear word, in colloquial speech.


My old dutch/french boss used to say (well still does, but he is not my boss anymore) "putain du merde" all the time.  He told me that it basically means 'farking shiat'.  So, is that correct... because calling a non complaint server 'shiat of the whore' would be awesome too.
 
2013-11-20 01:10:36 PM

wingnut396: Flab: ten foiled hats: Today I learned that 'putain' is French for 'f*ck'.  Yes, indeed.

"Putain" is French for "whore".  It's used as a swear word, in colloquial speech.

My old dutch/french boss used to say (well still does, but he is not my boss anymore) "putain du merde" all the time.  He told me that it basically means 'farking shiat'.  So, is that correct... because calling a non complaint server 'shiat of the whore' would be awesome too.


'bordel du merde' is a common expression for clusterfark, FUBAR, etc.  It translates literally as "whorehouse of shiat"
 
2013-11-20 01:24:45 PM

Flab: tampaflacouple: It is 12:26 pm here in Tampa

1. What time does the weather come on in France?

2. Does anyone have a link to it??

1.  It starts at 19:05 UTC, so 1:05pm EST.

2. Link


I tried the link, it said the show wasn't coming on for another 7 hours.
 
2013-11-20 01:29:36 PM
Looks at who Dora Tiller is....mmmmmmmmmmm

doyner: [thisisrelevanttomyinterests.jpg]


This.

Langston: Oh, hellllllll yes.


That.

Cletus C.: There's a ridge of high pressure developing in my pants.


The other.
 
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